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12-10-2014, 03:34 PM #1
Do you pick up a big spiders with your hands?
No vacuum cleaners!
Pick it up with your hand.
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12-10-2014, 04:29 PM #2MONITOR
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Fvck no are you mad. They things get killed.
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12-10-2014, 04:41 PM #3
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12-10-2014, 05:15 PM #4
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12-10-2014, 05:54 PM #5
I eat them, they are a great source of protein
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12-10-2014, 06:19 PM #6Originally Posted by xjay1234
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12-10-2014, 06:22 PM #7
Not happening.
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12-10-2014, 06:24 PM #8
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12-10-2014, 06:25 PM #9
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12-10-2014, 06:29 PM #10Originally Posted by xjay1234
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12-10-2014, 06:41 PM #11
Actually why am I laughing I can't pick up a spider myself.........................
the SMALL TINY BABY ones no problem but the big ones no I can I get scared I admit it.
If they was not so fast I probably would be able to pick them up, but their speed..........and their legs so spread out that makes it freaky yeah............
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12-10-2014, 07:08 PM #12
What was the point of this thread?
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12-10-2014, 07:14 PM #13
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12-10-2014, 08:47 PM #14
I was walking through my house to my bedroom the other night, wiped my neck off because I felt a tickle and a BIG ASS red spider feel on the floor. Barely slept that night and definitely didn't tell my wife because she would have freaked !
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12-10-2014, 08:54 PM #15Originally Posted by BG
The first one was on my leg. The second one fell from my visor when I put it down to block the sun. I saw the lil fvcker fall onto my lap and I started punching my legs lmfao. I never did find it.....
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12-11-2014, 06:21 AM #16
No no and he'll no. If its on the floor and not to big it gets stepped on multiple times. On the wall or ceiling its vacuum time with extensions. If its out of reach or outside and no vacuum available then spray poison. Once in a while a spray paint can and lighter making a flame thrower is fun.
Last edited by lovbyts; 12-11-2014 at 09:20 AM.
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12-11-2014, 12:50 PM #17
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12-11-2014, 01:09 PM #18
Yes, I would deep fry that spider!
Bring on the critters!
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12-11-2014, 03:02 PM #19
Ive had pet pythons, iguanas (over 4ft) and multiple other reptiles. My daughter had a pet tarantula for a few years and I have held it but I still dont like spiders.
Being brave and not liking something are 2 different things. I use to have to go under my moms house monthly to check the sump pump. 3ft crawl space and 40 year old house = 1000s of spiders. I had to clear webs each time. It doesn't mean I had to like it.
Being brave is doing something that bothers or scares you, not something that doesn't.Last edited by lovbyts; 12-11-2014 at 06:24 PM.
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12-11-2014, 04:37 PM #20
I could throw up a few stories where most people would have gone home rather than have done what I've done.
Spiders? Yea ill stick to squashin em..... Call me a pvssy but I'd like to see you live a day in my shoes
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12-11-2014, 07:45 PM #21
So I just get home from work and I was dying to use the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and turned on the light and there was something blurry right infront of my eye.....
I take a step back so I can focus on it and its a fvcking spider hanging from the ceiling. I'm not even joking.....
I almost screamed like a girl but I remembered this thread. I got some toilet paper - made a big wad of it and Heman Death Gripped that fvcker.....
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12-11-2014, 08:05 PM #22Originally Posted by Hazard
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12-11-2014, 08:44 PM #23
Awesome.
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12-11-2014, 10:23 PM #24
Thanks, I needed a laughter today.
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12-12-2014, 10:03 AM #25
Not a chance. I will use a vacuum cleaner every time.
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12-14-2014, 12:56 AM #26
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12-14-2014, 06:11 AM #27MONITOR
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Fvck LB what is that ??
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12-14-2014, 08:26 AM #28
The one on the daughter is a Albino burmese pythons. Its big brother was 2x that size but to big for her to hold.
The other one is just a big python also but weighs about 250 lbs and eats a 25 kilo pig every week.
You think that is something? Check out this kid.
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12-14-2014, 09:32 AM #29MONITOR
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12-14-2014, 12:11 PM #30
Thats insane, why chance it, I'll look from a distance lol
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12-14-2014, 02:46 PM #31MONITOR
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12-14-2014, 03:05 PM #32
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
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Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
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12-14-2014, 03:32 PM #33
yeah,with a tissue.
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12-14-2014, 04:50 PM #34
bunch of freaking girlie men
I was in the military, and we used to challenge/bet each other stupid shit for $1. Someone bet me I could eat this giant "waterbug". It was as big as the palm of my hand. (it was actually a giant friggin cockroach, but let's just keep calling it a water bug).
I said I would do it for $5
It was right before payday, and we were all broke.
So five of my buddies chipped in $1 each
I threw the damn thing up in the air.........
...........caught it in my mouth
...........chewed it five times
...........then swallowed that nasty little fugger down.
If I had barfed, I would have lost the bet. I had to keep that nasty little fugger down.
It had a sweet metallic taste, like copper, and a warm squishy texture when I crunched through his exoskeleton. The after taste was a little rank, so I had to swig down some cold coffee to kill the flavor.
And just in time, too. I was getting hungry, and the chow hall was about to open up. I had a pretty good lunch that day, but some of the other blokes looked a little tepid and squeamish.
This cockroach, I mean water bug, was probably a good four ounces.
...........I wonder what it would taste like on a Ritz?
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12-14-2014, 04:51 PM #35
fuggin pussies
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love spiders
yes
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12-14-2014, 06:16 PM #37
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12-14-2014, 06:17 PM #38
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12-14-2014, 08:31 PM #39
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12-29-2014, 11:16 PM #40
This post reminded me of what happened a couple of years ago when I was visiting the wife's parents in the Philippines. As I said, I DONT like spiders. We were having dinner and I stood up to get something off the top of refrigerator (5ft) and as I reached for it a spider the size of a tarantula JUMPED almost 2 feet from the top of the refrigerator to the wall. It's considered a common house spider there.
I swear my heart stopped. I froze and did not move for probably 30 seconds. I was proud that I did not scream like a little girl though. lol
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