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    Do you pick up a big spiders with your hands?

    No vacuum cleaners!

    Pick it up with your hand.

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    Fvck no are you mad. They things get killed.

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    Hell no..... I squash em
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Hell no..... I squash em
    Look how big you are? And you can't even pick up a spider with your bare hands? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Are you scared of cockroaches too? lol

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    I eat them, they are a great source of protein
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjay1234

    Look how big you are? And you can't even pick up a spider with your bare hands? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Are you scared of cockroaches too? lol
    Fvck that shit..... Their little teeth hurt lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    Not happening.



    Tarantula is different. I think you would actually pick them up more then a spider in your house cos Tarantula is slow.... if that makes sense where as the spider that you see in your garage in the corner they are FAST and BIG

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazard View Post
    fvck that shit..... Their little teeth hurt lol

    big muscled wimp lol that can't pick up a spider with his hands lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjay1234

    big muscled wimp lol that can't pick up a spider with his hands lol
    Don't get confused..... I deal with hostile people everyday. I'm forever in a dangerous situation and deal with the worst of humanity..... But I'm not fvckin with a spider lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Don't get confused..... I deal with hostile people everyday. I'm forever in a dangerous situation and deal with the worst of humanity..... But I'm not fvckin with a spider lol
    Actually why am I laughing I can't pick up a spider myself.........................

    the SMALL TINY BABY ones no problem but the big ones no I can I get scared I admit it.

    If they was not so fast I probably would be able to pick them up, but their speed..........and their legs so spread out that makes it freaky yeah............

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    What was the point of this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    What was the point of this thread?
    What is the point of a lot of things mate?

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    I was walking through my house to my bedroom the other night, wiped my neck off because I felt a tickle and a BIG ASS red spider feel on the floor. Barely slept that night and definitely didn't tell my wife because she would have freaked !

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    I was walking through my house to my bedroom the other night, wiped my neck off because I felt a tickle and a BIG ASS red spider feel on the floor. Barely slept that night and definitely didn't tell my wife because she would have freaked !
    I hate that! Happened to me twice while driving.

    The first one was on my leg. The second one fell from my visor when I put it down to block the sun. I saw the lil fvcker fall onto my lap and I started punching my legs lmfao. I never did find it.....
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    No no and he'll no. If its on the floor and not to big it gets stepped on multiple times. On the wall or ceiling its vacuum time with extensions. If its out of reach or outside and no vacuum available then spray poison. Once in a while a spray paint can and lighter making a flame thrower is fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    No no and he'll no. If its on the floor and not to big it gets stepped on multiple times. On the wall or ceiling its vacuum time with extensions. If its out of reach or outside and no vacuum available then spray poison. Once in a while a spray paint can and lighter making a flame thrower is fun.
    You guys are not very brave..............I doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the 70s would have been scared to pick up a spider. I doubt that police officer Ronnie Coleman would be care to pick up a spider. lol

    You guys make me laugh!

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    Yes, I would deep fry that spider!

    Bring on the critters!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjay1234 View Post

    You guys are not very brave..............I doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the 70s would have been scared to pick up a spider. I doubt that police officer Ronnie Coleman would be care to pick up a spider. lol

    You guys make me laugh!
    Ive had pet pythons, iguanas (over 4ft) and multiple other reptiles. My daughter had a pet tarantula for a few years and I have held it but I still dont like spiders.

    Being brave and not liking something are 2 different things. I use to have to go under my moms house monthly to check the sump pump. 3ft crawl space and 40 year old house = 1000s of spiders. I had to clear webs each time. It doesn't mean I had to like it.

    Being brave is doing something that bothers or scares you, not something that doesn't.
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    I could throw up a few stories where most people would have gone home rather than have done what I've done.

    Spiders? Yea ill stick to squashin em..... Call me a pvssy but I'd like to see you live a day in my shoes
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    So I just get home from work and I was dying to use the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and turned on the light and there was something blurry right infront of my eye.....

    I take a step back so I can focus on it and its a fvcking spider hanging from the ceiling. I'm not even joking.....

    I almost screamed like a girl but I remembered this thread. I got some toilet paper - made a big wad of it and Heman Death Gripped that fvcker.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    So I just get home from work and I was dying to use the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and turned on the light and there was something blurry right infront of my eye..... I take a step back so I can focus on it and its a fvcking spider hanging from the ceiling. I'm not even joking..... I almost screamed like a girl but I remembered this thread. I got some toilet paper - made a big wad of it and Heman Death Gripped that fvcker.....
    Bahahahaha

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    Awesome.

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    Thanks, I needed a laughter today.

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    Not a chance. I will use a vacuum cleaner every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjay1234 View Post
    You guys are not very brave..............I doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the 70s would have been scared to pick up a spider. I doubt that police officer Ronnie Coleman would be care to pick up a spider. lol

    You guys make me laugh!
    And how are you with snakes? Usually people have a phobia or one or the other. This is my daughter from a couple of days ago. I wanted to take this one home but they wouldn't let me take it on the airplane back to the US.
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    Fvck LB what is that ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky. View Post
    Fvck LB what is that ??
    The one on the daughter is a Albino burmese pythons. Its big brother was 2x that size but to big for her to hold.

    The other one is just a big python also but weighs about 250 lbs and eats a 25 kilo pig every week.

    You think that is something? Check out this kid.

    http://studentweb.cdm.depaul.edu/jba...Python%204.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    The one on the daughter is a Albino burmese pythons. Its big brother was 2x that size but to big for her to hold.

    The other one is just a big python also but weighs about 250 lbs and eats a 25 kilo pig every week.

    You think that is something? Check out this kid.



    http://studentweb.cdm.depaul.edu/jba...Python%204.jpg
    Dear fvck man what a size lol i don't do snakes LB.

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    Thats insane, why chance it, I'll look from a distance lol
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Thats insane, why chance it, I'll look from a distance lol
    Aye a good distance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky. View Post
    Aye a good distance.
    Pictures are just fine lol
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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    yeah,with a tissue.

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    bunch of freaking girlie men

    I was in the military, and we used to challenge/bet each other stupid shit for $1. Someone bet me I could eat this giant "waterbug". It was as big as the palm of my hand. (it was actually a giant friggin cockroach, but let's just keep calling it a water bug).

    I said I would do it for $5

    It was right before payday, and we were all broke.

    So five of my buddies chipped in $1 each

    I threw the damn thing up in the air.........

    ...........caught it in my mouth

    ...........chewed it five times

    ...........then swallowed that nasty little fugger down.

    If I had barfed, I would have lost the bet. I had to keep that nasty little fugger down.

    It had a sweet metallic taste, like copper, and a warm squishy texture when I crunched through his exoskeleton. The after taste was a little rank, so I had to swig down some cold coffee to kill the flavor.

    And just in time, too. I was getting hungry, and the chow hall was about to open up. I had a pretty good lunch that day, but some of the other blokes looked a little tepid and squeamish.

    This cockroach, I mean water bug, was probably a good four ounces.

    ...........I wonder what it would taste like on a Ritz?

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    fuggin pussies

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    And how are you with snakes? Usually people have a phobia or one or the other. This is my daughter from a couple of days ago. I wanted to take this one home but they wouldn't let me take it on the airplane back to the US.
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    I have never been face to face with a snake here in England snakes are not like insects lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by times roman View Post
    fuggin pussies
    you are brave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xjay1234 View Post
    you are brave!
    no. I am not brave.

    I don't succumb to fear

    different

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    This post reminded me of what happened a couple of years ago when I was visiting the wife's parents in the Philippines. As I said, I DONT like spiders. We were having dinner and I stood up to get something off the top of refrigerator (5ft) and as I reached for it a spider the size of a tarantula JUMPED almost 2 feet from the top of the refrigerator to the wall. It's considered a common house spider there.

    I swear my heart stopped. I froze and did not move for probably 30 seconds. I was proud that I did not scream like a little girl though. lol


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