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    So I got curved today at work by this girl I've been talking to for a few weeks. Curved- Go in for the kiss on the lips and she gives you the cheek. We've been talking so much sh!t to each other the past couple weeks, hugs and what not, slight kisses on the cheek before. You know the ususal kind of shy just getting to know each other stage. What in the name of god do I have to do to understand the thought process of a woman? I mean come on, is there a class, book, anything? Judging by her texts you would think she would already have given it up and I get curved!?!?!?!!!!!
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    Might have to be a little more blunt, "wanna fuk or what?", probably wont work, but with the way things are today, who knows.

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    U did this at work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    U did this at work?
    My thoughts exactly, maybe piss poor timing

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    How was your breath? She might just be a rug eater mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    U did this at work?
    ^^^^^ This. Dont kiss someone from work and dont date someone from work unless you are under 19 and its only a temp job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    ^^^^^ This. Dont kiss someone from work and dont date someone from work unless you are under 19 and its only a temp job.
    Or if your the bloke who photos the women on a bikini shoot on some tropical island

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    NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE FROM WORK!!!!! Bad news bro

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    Don't think my timing was off at all lol. But thanks for advice. I shall move on!

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    There's a special move called rape. It works almost everytime!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EquilibriumZ View Post
    There's a special move called rape. It works almost everytime!
    So just a little struggle cuddle action?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EquilibriumZ View Post
    There's a special move called rape. It works almost everytime!
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesThe4th
    So just a little struggle cuddle action?
    Ya man the foreplay is a killer

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    Quote Originally Posted by EquilibriumZ
    There's a special move called rape. It works almost everytime!
    60% of the time it works everytime ...... Sex panther

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    hahaha... jobs are easy to get brah..

    Grab her by the hair, hold her firmly and kiss her deep, then let go suddenly and walk away...

    you are on top... or she is... you get to decide here..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    hahaha... jobs are easy to get brah..

    Grab her by the hair, hold her firmly and kiss her deep, then let go suddenly and walk away...

    you are on top... or she is... you get to decide here..
    if you are going with all this trouble of holding and shit go to her place hold her hair bend her over rip the pants off and **** her .......you were stupid enough to do all that at work lets just **** and get it over with.

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    Lol I appreciate all your comments. Now I've had no trouble doing that in the past but she's a little different. I kind of want to settle down. She acted fine today like nothing happened? Lol. I'm FN lost?!

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    Were you both on the clock? In what sort of workplace is that acceptable? Just be happy she didn't have you fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    Were you both on the clock? In what sort of workplace is that acceptable? Just be happy she didn't have you fired.
    We were at work but off clock at lunch. Since when is a kiss at work unacceptable when nobody is around in private? Fired? You sound a little bothered? Everything okay with you? Sounds like you need to make a thread and vent too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesThe4th View Post
    We were at work but off clock at lunch. Since when is a kiss at work unacceptable when nobody is around in private? Fired? You sound a little bothered? Everything okay with you? Sounds like you need to make a thread and vent too.
    she could have considered it sexual harassment and for that people are fired all the time...we know you don't see it that way but she could have, consider yourself lucky...

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if you are going with all this trouble of holding and shit go to her place hold her hair bend her over rip the pants off and **** her .......you were stupid enough to do all that at work lets just **** and get it over with.

    exactly
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    Yeah real lucky. Super lucky. Thank god. Lucky realaalallalalllllk fn lucky. Wooooooo. Man, won't try that again. Super lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesThe4th View Post
    Yeah real lucky. Super lucky. Thank god. Lucky realaalallalalllllk fn lucky. Wooooooo. Man, won't try that again. Super lucky
    You're acting a little defensive. Almost like someone who has done this before and never considered until now that maybe he has been sexually harassing co-workers.
    Whatever man, just be more careful in the future. You're not Don Draper and this isn't the 1950s. People can lose their jobs and more for unwanted sexual advances at work.

    I've never had any such issues on my end, because I don't mix my work and personal life (i.e. don't touch co-workers).
    But I suppose I have been hit on by female co-workers and didn't appreciate it, especially because I have a GF and they were somewhat in a position of power over me.
    And no, I didn't claim sexual harassment, because it was a nuisance rather than a threat.
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    Lol what the f@ck ever. Yeah I'm a sexual predator. Catch me on the next episode of to catch a predator. Good day to you sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    You're acting a little defensive. Almost like someone who has done this before and never considered until now that maybe he has been sexually harassing co-workers.
    Whatever man, just be more careful in the future. You're not Don Draper and this isn't the 1950s. People can lose their jobs and more for unwanted sexual advances at work.

    I've never had any such issues on my end, because I don't mix my work and personal life (i.e. don't touch co-workers).
    But I suppose I have been hit on by female co-workers and didn't appreciate it, especially because I have a GF and they were somewhat in a position of power over me.
    And no, I didn't claim sexual harassment, because it was a nuisance rather than a threat.

    What Bona posted is a very prudent approach to this. If you think your personal life can get screwed up due to a sour relationship, etc., imagine how bad it would be if your personal life amd work life were intertwined when the sh!t hits the fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 600@50 View Post
    Never get your honey where you make your money.
    Exactly don't shit where you eat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3
    Exactly don't shit where you eat!
    Dont eat where you shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by EquilibriumZ View Post
    Dont eat where you shit
    It's the same thing! But never heard it referred in that way(but it's all the same)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3
    It's the same thing! But never heard it referred in that way(but it's all the same)
    Don't poo where you sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Don't poo where you sleep
    Lol... That I've heard as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesThe4th
    Lol what the f@ck ever. Yeah I'm a sexual predator. Catch me on the next episode of to catch a predator. Good day to you sir.
    Take it easy big guy. No one accused u of being a pervert or predator. Bonaparte was just laying out s scenario that could happen. Way I see it he's trying to give u some advice.

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    did you ask her out,if you never asked her out of work then a kiss might of been much.she might of just been a flirt.she probably leads a bunch of dudes on with little flirting and thinks she is all that.this is the new generation girl,dresses like a hooker but gets offended when a man approaches her.you know yoga pants with the shaved toe at the mall.haaaaa got to love them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jolter604 View Post
    did you ask her out,if you never asked her out of work then a kiss might of been much.she might of just been a flirt.she probably leads a bunch of dudes on with little flirting and thinks she is all that.this is the new generation girl,dresses like a hooker but gets offended when a man approaches her.you know yoga pants with the shaved toe at the mall.haaaaa got to love them.
    Lol, I mean yea I asked her out. We went out for a split second one day, both busy, not really a typical date. I mean we're obviously both into each other. Just don't understand where the F the curve came from?! Lol. I mean we're still good. My ego is smashed obviously but idk. Won't go in for another one I promise ya that unless she jumps on me naked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    Take it easy big guy. No one accused u of being a pervert or predator. Bonaparte was just laying out s scenario that could happen. Way I see it he's trying to give u some advice.
    Lol he won't giving no advice, just being a smart ass

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    Maybe she doesn't like to kiss, I dated a girl who hated kissing she said she would rather sick than kiss, lol. She was a crazy ninfo but anyways don't let her get your ego girls are wired so different it could of been a million different reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jolter604 View Post
    Maybe she doesn't like to kiss, I dated a girl who hated kissing she said she would rather sick than kiss, lol. She was a crazy ninfo but anyways don't let her get your ego girls are wired so different it could of been a million different reasons.
    Thank you Jolter! Probably one of the only ones who didn't fry me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlesThe4th View Post
    Lol he won't giving no advice, just being a smart ass
    No, you were being a smart ass with the predator comments.
    I was pointing out that you could be fired for randomly kissing people at work.
    Whatever, just flee with your fragile ego somewhat intact, since reassurance is all you came here for anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    No, you were being a smart ass with the predator comments.
    I was pointing out that you could be fired for randomly kissing people at work.
    Whatever, just flee with your fragile ego somewhat intact, since reassurance is all you came here for anyway.
    Exactly. If it can be deemed as inappropriate, it is potentially a firing offense.
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