9 Things I hate about everyone!

**TheMudMan** · 06-24-2003, 01:52 PM

These were sent to me by a friend I thought some of them were funny:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" .... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's
an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

***BIG TEXAN*** · 06-24-2003, 01:54 PM

I've heard those before, I think from George Carlin.

**tdzzii72** · 06-24-2003, 02:11 PM

Nice Post!

**JasonNew-b** · 06-24-2003, 02:46 PM

Good ones Mud

**chevy44** · 06-24-2003, 02:57 PM

"4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! "

i cant stop laughin!!!

**palme** · 06-24-2003, 03:03 PM

Hahaha

hilarius!

LORDBLiTZ · 06-24-2003, 03:13 PM

Thats a good post bro

**ColdSore** · 06-24-2003, 05:01 PM

That shit was so funny that i just printed it off and hung it by my computer at work. Now when im pissed i can just read it and realize just how stupid people are!!!

**Terinox** · 06-24-2003, 05:43 PM

INSANELY HILARIOUS!!!

Has the bus come yet?!? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

kc · 06-24-2003, 06:26 PM

made my day!!!!!! excellent post!!!!!!

**Lostsoul** · 06-25-2003, 03:04 AM

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

man that just cracks me up, great post, heard some of them b4, but hilarious.