Blueballs

[Jesusbrah]

So i was at vacation in magaluf a few weeks ago with the guys. We get to the hotel, and randomly enough, some girls from our hometown were staying in the room right next to us. Long story short, i ended up spending almost every single day of the trip with one of the damsels. Shes actually the first girl ive liked spending time with. Shes fun, hot, works out and has the ass of kim k...

To my surprise, it turned out this girl was quite the tease. Every single night when we started prepartying at our room she only wanted to be with me, sit in my lap, make out, talking dirty, etc (giving me clear signs that shes down to f*ck). When we were out partying, she always draged me back to my hotel room early and started sitting on top of me, making out, touching my abs (you get the picture). However, the problem occurred the moment i tried to take it further (and believe me, i tried everything), because THEN shes all of the sudden "not that kind of girl" (which is complete horseshit!), continuing with her "seducement" before calling it a night, leaving me in a state of "wtf just happened". This happened for a week straight...

So now im back home, trying to decide if i should give her a call. Really liked this girl, but since she is such a f*king tease, i dont know if she was just playing and having fun giving me blue balls, or if she actually liked me. She keeps sending me drunk texts like "where are you" or "are you alone" etc, but im not falling for that one again. So im totally confused and in need for some brotherly advice. Cant talk to my friends about it because they hate the living sh*t out of her for some reason.

[Hazard]

Let me see if I got this right.....


You went in a MANcation.... Which is fully intended on being all about friends and strange ass and you spend the whole time with some broad that lives right near you. To top it off you don't even tap it..... AND you let her tease you for 7 nights and completely fvcking up every chance you had at getting laid.

My best advice..... Try to get your money back. You paid for blue balls.

[Hazard]

Here's how you play this.....


She wants to be a tease? You be a gentleman. Take her ass out, give her a kiss, and say good night. Don't push it and let her eventually jump ur shit. Then bounce :-)

[Jesusbrah]

Let me see if I got this right.....


You went in a MANcation.... Which is fully intended on being all about friends and strange ass and you spend the whole time with some broad that lives right near you.

I know, but that ass...

To top it off you don't even tap it..... AND you let her tease you for 7 nights and completely fvcking up every chance you had at getting laid.

She was there for 7 days, i was 15.

[Hoggage_54]

[BG]

Why not put a little more time in, you already have a vacation worth, might as well give it all you got at this point. Who knows she may be GF material.

[Hoggage_54]

In all seriousness, we will need pics & stats of her to help you better

[Xphanial]

In all seriousness, we will need pics & stats of her to help you better

Agreed

[Sfla80]

Why not put a little more time in, you already have a vacation worth, might as well give it all you got at this point. Who knows she may be GF material.

Agrreed here...she didn't put out right away. Could be possible gf material

[Hazard]

Agrreed here...she didn't put out right away. Could be possible gf material

Also could be the biggest bitch ever and was just having fun fvcking with him. That's why I said to be nice.....

Your time will come sir..... And when it does..... Slay it and slay it hard. Think about that vacation......

[Hoggage_54]

[Hoggage_54]

[Jesusbrah]

In all seriousness, we will need pics & stats of her to help you better

Bet you would like some pics you horny mf

Early 20's, short little girl, long blond/greyish hair, bright blue eyes, big lips, fit body, great ass. Use your imagination

Agrreed here...she didn't put out right away. Could be possible gf material

7 days man... 7 DAYS! 6 more than im used to. I dont like this at all...

Your time will come sir..... And when it does..... Slay it and slay it hard. Think about that vacation......

Oh, that vacation was f*cking epic! Felt like a hangover movie

[Jesusbrah]

I usually have more of the opposite problem

[musclestack]

I would play hard to get. Next time she texts you asking if you'd like to hang, tell her you have plans (but be vague about it so she thinks you may have plans with another woman). Tell her you'll be free next Thursday (for example) if she wants to get together. She might be gf material, but there's also a chance that she's getting a kick out of making you work for it. Make it known to her that you have other options and don't need her...she'll be on board before you know it. And if not, you saved yourself quite a bit of time.

Oh, and I would ask your friends why they don't like her.

[djgreen]

the fact your friends don't like her may be a sign every time I dated a girl my friends didn't like or told me not to I turned out to be bad news. then again it could be a good thing she's not easy

[bartman314]

maybe this is just me... i'd have a heart to heart with her and communicate your expectations. with some women, this is a great approach, with others it goes nowhere. but at least you're laying things out for a decision. i'm concerned that any other approach might lead to more wasted time.

[SEOINAGE]

She's a piece of trash, has a fiancé and thought by not banging you she wasn't cheating. Yet I guess you could still steal her away. But why bother?

Disclaimer, I could be way off.

[GirlyGymRat]

Interesting. She's 20? How old are you?

[GirlyGymRat]

Also could be the biggest bitch ever and was just having fun fvcking with him. That's why I said to be nice..... Your time will come sir..... And when it does..... Slay it and slay it hard. Think about that vacation......

Now this advice seems coming from someone who has had similar discoloration

[GirlyGymRat]

Gf material.....hmmm I thinking not.....bc this is her game and behavior could continue for many years. I don't think couples should use sex as bait or punishment....but she uses like a toy. Plays with it awhile and then tosses aside when she's done playing with total disregard for the consequences.

OP seems like a nice person, nicer then the girl. She didn't seem to care much about how she made you feel and she's not naive according to your description. She's playing you I fear.

Have a feeling she knows she's hot. If u like girls who like to play games then she could be the one!

I too could be totally wrong.

Red flags If your friends think she's mean,

[Mr.BB]

Dont know why ppl are so complicated.

Didnt you said you enjoy being with her??

So spend time with her if it makes both of you feel good. If you get too horny in the process talk to her about it, let her know how you feel. If shes not interested in your needs then maybe you are not sexually compatible and maybe its just better to stay friends.

[Honkey_Kong]

OP, you ever listen to Tom Leykis?

You need to give all bitches (especially ones like this) the three strikes rule. If she doesn't put out by the 3rd date (or in this case, day), you dump that bitch. Because odds are she'd never put out and even if she eventually would, that same effort could get you laid many times over with other broads.

[lovbyts]

The big problem I see is she was teasing you. She knew exactly what she was doing. She was keeping you around making you think you were going to get something she was not willing to give and thats BS. OK fine, maybe one time, one day but not the whole week. She should have been straight up with you and if she is not that kind of girl what kind is she if she will pretend to put out and then not? Sorry, thats false advertising.

Now you are home as long as you dont waste more than a day or two and do NOT spend any money if you can hit it fine but then move one, no matter how good think it was because she will find other ways to tease and control you later.

If you/her were 13, 14 or 15 then fine, it's all part of growing up and learning to a point but after that it's BS.

[Jesusbrah]

Interesting. She's 20? How old are you?

Im 20, she's a little older. Cant remember exactly how old she was

OP, you ever listen to Tom Leykis?

You need to give all bitches (especially ones like this) the three strikes rule. If she doesn't put out by the 3rd date (or in this case, day), you dump that bitch. Because odds are she'd never put out and even if she eventually would, that same effort could get you laid many times over with other broads.

I did, but when she found out i wouldnt talk to her anymore she just tried harder... Im weak.

[GirlyGymRat]

Don't let others be reckless with heart. And don't be reckless with hearts of others.

[Hoggage_54]

[kelkel]

Ask Dfarre. He'll know what to do.

[GirlyGymRat]

Ask Dfarre. He'll know what to do.

^^^ awesomeness

[Bonaparte]

maybe this is just me... i'd have a heart to heart with her and communicate your expectations. with some women, this is a great approach, with others it goes nowhere. but at least you're laying things out for a decision. i'm concerned that any other approach might lead to more wasted time.

So you want him to sit her down and tell her that he expects some sex? Great plan...

[solit1ea]

Hey man, I can tell you from similar experience: Get rid of her. I know, I know, as tough as it is to pass up. You are chasing after a unicorn (in this instance unicorn=sex just fyi )

Here's the thing: humans want what they can't have. You wanna bang the shit outta her, right? So you'll come up with every reason as to why "she is the one" just to try harder to get some. Then, when that moment finally happens (and in your scenario IF it happens) you'll be bored because you finally got what you were going for.

Morale of the story: Quit chasing unicorns brah, move on...

[GirlyGymRat]

So you want him to sit her down and tell her that he expects some sex? Great plan...

rotflmao

[thisAngelBites]

So you want him to sit her down and tell her that he expects some sex? Great plan...

Oh please don't remotely dissuade anyone here from doing anything - this is the male counterpart to Sex in the City where all the boys dissect what the female might be thinking - it's hilarious. Just let it run and run.

[Honkey_Kong]

OP, we kind of drifted away a little from your situation there. Here's what you should've and should do in those situations.

Just whip your dick out and be like "hey *name*, this dick isn't going to suck itself."

[marcus300]

I bet they won't ask you again to go away. Your 20yrs old and you don't know what to do next?

[davidtheman100]

idk man i mean i probably would have just let her do what she wants but only when it's convenient for me in this case....Like if i was out and she hit me up i would tell her i'm out...But if i had nothing to do and she wanted to hang out i'd have no problem chilling with her....Can't really force her to fvck you....You're on a trip where you could potentially get laid every night right?? lol so who cares

[kelkel]

all the boys dissect what the female might be thinking

Seriously impossible....

[RangerDanger830]

I get blue balls every time I look at Kel's profile picture.

[marcus300]

I get blue balls every time I look at Kel's profile picture.

I like Kel too but he doesn't give me blue balls but I guess what ever floats your boat

[kelkel]

I get blue balls every time I look at Kel's profile picture.

You're scaring me. And congrats on going red!