HEART ATTACK from roids???!!!

[Sir Victorian guy, V.C.]

Brothers,

I am wondering whether or not I should be feeling a tad guilty. Here is why:

My 85 year old grandmother, as described in an earlier post, has been taking large quantities of oral anabolics- I dissolve them in her tea, or toss them in her salad, or shove a few tabs into one of the cream buns she eats after dinner. She has gained, to date, 45 pounds and benches 225! Mind you, 200-300mg of drol, 100mg of anavar , and 100mg of dbol a day have helped!

The other day, at the gym, I was training quads with Grandmother and Nobby. We were doing front squats, yelling and groaning with intensity. Just then, I noticed a lad in a wheelchair attempting to train under the guidance of a pencil-necked geek 'personal trainer'.
I marched over, and commented "WRONG! ALL WRONG!" in his face.
"Sir..er..Rupert here (indicating the lad in the wheelchair) has cerebral palsy..really, I don't think your style of ...er..training would be right for him" he whined. "Rupert can decide for himself- can't you, Rupert?" I asked. Rupert's answer was a garbled "hynnfttttthhhhh..uuuuggghhh..."
"Sounds bloody well like a resounding YES to me!" I roared. I took a 45 pound dumbell and wrapped the fingers of his right hand around the grip. "Now, lad, curl!!" I screamed. Rupert's features contorted, his glasses- held on by a thick rubber band going round his head- slipped off to one side as he struggled with every ounce of his will to curl the 45 pound dumbell. As his face turned red, and he began sputtering "nnnggggg....fffffssssthhhhh..uuuuggg..", spewing a shower of spittle onto the floor, a crowd of lifters, including Grandmother and Nobby, crowded around him and began cheering him on. "Oi, curl the fookin thing, y'bastahd!" Nobby cheered, while others offered less inspiring support such as "C'mon Rupert...you CAN do it..".
Grandmother, however, was pure old-school. She took her umbrella, and smacked Rupert over the knees with a viscous whack! "DO as the men say, BOY!!" she screamed in his face. With a final, all out effort, and making a noise not heard from a human since John Merrick(the elephant man) walked the earth, Rupert's arm snapped up with an explosive force and swung the dumbell up! Only thing is, he swung it with too much force and it came smacking into his face, sending him and his wheelchair flipping over backwards onto the gym floor, and as he hit the floor he began having an epilleptic seizure!
Grandmother was overjoyed at his success, and as she marched over to Rupert's convulsing form to congratulate him, she stopped, seized her right bosom and went "Uuuuuggghh...arrrrghh..nnnnuuu.." and collapsed, doing a face-plant onto the floor. I hadn't seen a face-plant like that since I last watched pro wrestling.
We called a couple of ambulances for Grandmother and Rupert, and as the medics took them away, I couldn't help but wonder if Grandmother's collapse had anything to do with the steroids she was on!

Help me out here, bros. Say it isn't so!

[Ryanhallmark]

Never am I let down by these post...

[the dent depot]

That was my brother you A-HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

j/k That one had me nearly in tears...good one!




D

[jammergsxr]

Damn I'm in tears,you gotta quit this shit,your killing me

[the dent depot]

"Knight of the Garter and Member of the Victorian Order"

How'd you get your custom member status with so few posts to your credit?


D

2 more questions:

1) Is your grandma ok?
2) Is she ..ya know ..available? Because I gotta tell ya...just your description of ger gives me Mahogany...or maybe its just the Test...

[palme]

Poor granny

[Juggernaut]

Dent, I think it’s based on quality rather than quantity and you have to admit each is a work of art.

Sir Vic, top shelf my good man, top shelf.

[hellapimpin]

hahaha, dang dude you are a nutt

[Lostsoul]

Originally posted by Sir Victorian guy, V.C.
Rupert's answer was a garbled "hynnfttttthhhhh..uuuuggghhh..."
"Sounds bloody well like a resounding YES to me!" I roared

man i WAS eating, i chucked most of my food out of pure laughter still got tears in my eyes 5 mins later.

VERY VERY VERY happy to see you posting more often man.

one of the best ones yet i think.

keep it up, my eyes light up when i see your posts.

[Strut99GT]

Awesome, hilarious as always.

[JasonNew-b]

Ahahahahhaaaaaa LMAO. Once again, Sir. Vic does it agian.
You should make a weekly comic book featuring you, Nobby and good ol' granny.

[BIG TEXAN]

BWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

In all honesty the 'roids had nothing to do with it, I'm sure her age with all that excitment was the culprit. So you and Nobby just go back to tossing the iron around bro. It is good to see you posting more bro

[TANK01]

Sorry guys, but this is well sad, should be ashamed of himself !

Trying to fit in, but this is just a step too far !

[Kato]

Originally posted by TANK01
Sorry guys, but this is well sad, should be ashamed of himself !

Trying to fit in, but this is just a step too far !

Chill out bro it's a JOKE.

VIC, Let me know what your on and I will get some!!!!

[shorty2big]

another good one!!

[Sir Victorian guy, V.C.]

Annoyed by my postings?

Well, you all ought to be bloody well ready for "Big Man at the Office"- where I describe the trials and tribulations of being the biggest man ever to set foot on an office floor...

Rupert....Marvin....yes, indeed, they ALL play a part!! BY JOVE!
Sir ********(name witheld on the request of Prince William)....

a.k.a ., TO YOU trogdolytes, 'Victorian Guy'

[Cycleon]

Annoyed by my postings?

Well, you all ought to be bloody well ready for "Big Man at the Office"- where I describe the trials and tribulations of being the biggest man ever to set foot on an office floor...

Rupert....Marvin....yes, indeed, they ALL play a part!! BY JOVE!
Sir ********(name witheld on the request of Prince William)....

a.k.a ., TO YOU trogdolytes, 'Victorian Guy'

Has Nobby been making copies of his biceps again?

[ripped4fsu]

Funny stuff! I love Nobby's accent!
"Oi, curl the fookin thing, y'bastahd!"

"Fookin" classic!!

[Juddman]

bump!

[mushroomstampr]

gotta love the classics

[*Narkissos*]

y'all whores gonna bump all of VG's old threads aren't you?

[Nutz56]

y'all whores gonna bump all of VG's old threads aren't you?

yes nark... u're just jealous because people other than yourself have found classic 3 year old threads to bump

[Money Boss Hustla]

I forgot about that guy.

[LACBodybuilder]

That is absolutely hilarious.

[KGBnine]

funny guy

[SplinterCell]

funny guy

most def

[BUBBA74]

[ArkansasAlex]

whores


Alex

[SwoleCat]

I forgot about that guy.

I never knew of him.

~SC~

[needmorestrength]

hahahahah this guy rocks.. you best be posting some more entertaining stories for us hahahha

[houseofpain]

this guy is funnier than watching a retard eat hot wings
~HOP

[co2boi]

I dissolve them in her tea, or toss them in her salad

I just think it's sick that you toss your grannies salad

[BOUNCER]

bump!

Great to see these threads being bumped for a new generation of AR.com members entertainment. His threads were brilliant. Bump as many as you can find.

[stompin]

rotflmfoa.......

this guys storys are hilarious
made my day......
''spikin his gran with anadrols lol''

[palme]

I never knew of him.

~SC~

Before your time, newbie!

[ReX357]

Old ass thread bump

[S.P.G]

good thread hahahhahah

[chest6]

Great to see these threads being bumped for a new generation of AR.com members entertainment. His threads were brilliant. Bump as many as you can find.

haha i love these yup bump all of them

[collar]

this guy must really have time on his hand.. lol

[chest6]

eh like all his posts are stories haha