Always informative Bonaparte. sad looking droopy - can't say I have noticed. Need to watch porn perhaps. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonaparte
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Always informative Bonaparte. sad looking droopy - can't say I have noticed. Need to watch porn perhaps. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonaparte
So size does matter eh? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
Well its more likely a personal choice from baby carrots to cucumbers and Kelkel. LoL.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrFreshmaker
Hmmmm. Folklore???Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonaparte
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Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
Opinions vary lol
This should be thrown in the hat as a candidate for thread of the year.
Such a long day at work and just laughed my ass off reading this. Classic
^^^^ first person to not say his dick isn't small hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Igifuno
Other than me.... But srsly.... It's not
I dont think anyone is going to reply on here and say;
" damn i need one of these pumps, im only 3 inches fully erect "
Besides this
I claimed my penis pump has been working well, but the pumps could be off the Superdrol ive been taking, i hear back pumps are common on this oral but hey i maybe im the lucky one
I used one of the manual dry pump models a few years ago and had a really bad experience. I was on TRT and my testicles were atrophying pretty severely because at the time I didn't know about HCG. Well I everything was going fine until I went for that last pump. Suddenly my nuts violently got sucked up into the machine! It was hurting so bad I couldn't remember how to release the pressure! Oh god it seemed like an eternity but I finally got all my junk out of that thing! But I realized I could use it to help my atrophy that had happened to my nuts. It really helped get my balls back to looking somewhat normal again. But you really have to be careful using to penis pump as a ball blaster!
I'm very happy with my boner size. When it's not a boner, it's a little small. But all that matters is boner size, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
Slim.... Do you not know men??!!!lolQuote:
Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
Im a grower, not a shower. True story
And there it is. Lolololol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazard
Where is Redz when you need him. Hahaha
I think I'm gonna pump today, I'll try not to have it explode off my body by going overboard. It's like training though man, it's like I'm trying to squeeze that lest rep out of my love gun like its a rest pause set of bench. Whyyyyyyyy
I would try this but my girl would leave me if I got bigger.....because i'm tiny
It's basically an inny, a mangina if you will. I think she's a lesbian, definitely bi. :eatit:
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seriously this thread is hilarious :lol:
ShhhhhhhhhhhhQuote:
Originally Posted by lovbyts
Just don't say it three times (like BeetleJuice)
Ok. You're a stand up member.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonaparte
No man is gonna damage my goods like that. No how! No way!
You said member....... Stand up member....... Lol ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
Blahahaha I would never have given a second thought. Ha
i think i'll give this a try... just for scientific purposes of course.
Not really. :/ some especially difficult to read...esp the quiet ones....Quote:
Originally Posted by DSS
Lmao Hoggage
Well im a week into penis pumping and me and the wife are enjoying it.
My girth is better, my erections are stronger and happen much quicker, and when i ejaculate it feels so good my legs tremble
Sorry for the too much info but i have to share my experience so far
Im introducing kegels and jelqing in my daily routine, research them if you dont know what they are lol
Do the kegals while you pump. It's effective and time efficient. Economy of motion you could say lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TheTaxMan
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Originally Posted by Zodiac82
Naaaa. I'd do 10 reps after every repump, which would be every 5 min if your using a water pump
Are you using an Air pump?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zodiac82
I use a water pump and sometimes an air pump
I feel they both feel slightly different and i like combining or use the air pump one night and the water pump the next night, the theory is to get a"mix" of gains lmao
For some reason this seems appropriate:
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Lol.
I get the feeling kel isnt taking our quest for a bigger pecker very seriously lol