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    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."

    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies,and taking bribes from foreign countries?
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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    Speaking of Hillary, did you hear there were 6 districts in Iowa where here and Bernie were tied and it had to be decided with a coin toss? Hillary won all 6 coin tosses. What are the odds of that?

    Actually the odds are very good when you have so much experience cheating and lying. Luckily Bernie already asked for an investigation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Speaking of Hillary, did you hear there were 6 districts in Iowa where here and Bernie were tied and it had to be decided with a coin toss? Hillary won all 6 coin tosses. What are the odds of that?

    Actually the odds are very good when you have so much experience cheating and lying. Luckily Bernie already asked for an investigation.
    It was fixed for sure(Iowa) Sanders should've won it still... Not saying I want him in there but sure as Fvk not Hillary!
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    I'm sad now.
    I was little bit before
    But now I'm really sad.
    I hate my choices..

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    Quote Originally Posted by noon View Post
    I'm sad now.
    I was little bit before
    But now I'm really sad.
    I hate my choices..
    Joking aside there is never a reason to be sad about changing ones mind. It just shows we accept we don't know everything g and are willing to learn and be educated.

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    i wonder if she has watched it yet?

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    I still cant wrap my head around why Hillary still has supporters. These people must be brain damaged or recently released from an Insane Asylum.

    It makes no sense.
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    As a allied nation i hope you blokes don't get that bitc* as your head of state

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    I still cant wrap my head around why Hillary still has supporters. These people must be brain damaged or recently released from an Insane Asylum.

    It makes no sense.
    I know, people are just stupid. They focus on one thing and ignore everything else. Vote for her because she is a woman. Supports (not really) gay rights. Etc. They don't look at the whole picture or the person. Stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Speaking of Hillary, did you hear there were 6 districts in Iowa where here and Bernie were tied and it had to be decided with a coin toss? Hillary won all 6 coin tosses. What are the odds of that?

    Actually the odds are very good when you have so much experience cheating and lying. Luckily Bernie already asked for an investigation.
    The odds of winning all six is (1/2)^6 = 0.0156. In other words, there is a 1.6% chance of that happening. In other words, if you ran that scenario 1000 times, you'd hit all six, 15 or 16 times. Plausible, but improbable.
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