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    Random Employment Drug Test: what to Expect Next?

    hey fellas....A week ago Someone snitched on me at a workplace. That I came to work drunk and perhaps high too. So This afernoon I was randomly selected to take rapid drug test which has spontaneouslly result in matters of 2 or 3 hours.
    Knowing that I was busted and I didnt want to lose my job, while I was pissing in the cup, I contaminated my urine with about 2cc of vinegar before I handed it back to nurse.
    Now my boss is alittle bit worried why the result hasn't arrive in 2-3hrs since he was told it could take upto 72hrs. Iam also worried about the result because contaminated the test ......I guess my question to some of u: has anybody ever did this, and what was their result? And in this case what should I expect next???

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    They will smell the vinegar anyways haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mp859 View Post
    They will smell the vinegar anyways haha
    Not really that nurse didnt smell anything. I only add about 2cc in a half-full cup size full of urine.
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    You should've just put water in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SG2009 View Post
    hey fellas....A week ago Someone snitched on me at a workplace. That I came to work drunk and perhaps high too. So This afernoon I was randomly selected to take rapid drug test which has spontaneouslly result in matters of 2 or 3 hours.
    Knowing that I was busted and I didnt want to lose my job, while I was pissing in the cup, I contaminated my urine with about 2cc of vinegar before I handed it back to nurse.
    Now my boss is alittle bit worried why the result hasn't arrive in 2-3hrs since he was told it could take upto 72hrs. Iam also worried about the result because contaminated the test ......I guess my question to some of u: has anybody ever did this, and what was their result? And in this case what should I expect next???
    I don't know about the policy where you work, but with some employers, if contamination of the sample is suspected or reported by the lab, they will send you for a hair test.
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post

    I don't know about the policy where you work, but with some employers, if contamination of the sample is suspected or reported by the lab, they will send you for a hair test.
    That's how it's done at my job, they go straight to a hair test. then you have to explain everything, why you where on vicodion. lol
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    Ur fvcked six ways from Sunday with a hair test lol

    Better shave everything...... From what I understand they can't use eye lids or eye brows for the test
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Ur fvcked six ways from Sunday with a hair test lol

    Better shave everything...... From what I understand they can't use eye lids or eye brows for the test
    From what I've read, a hair test is very hard to beat. One guy at work used Zydot and managed to squeak by, but I don't know that the Zydot had anything to do with it. He continued to dabble with things he shouldn't have in order to work more OT, and the next hair test got him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone
    From what I've read, a hair test is very hard to beat. One guy at work used Zydot and managed to squeak by, but I don't know that the Zydot had anything to do with it. He continued to dabble with things he shouldn't have in order to work more OT, and the next hair test got him.
    Yep..... It goes back a long time too. I believe the can use head, beard, arm, leg, and chest hair. Possibly arm pit as well. Shaving would nullify the hair test but two things could happen.

    1. They tell u to allow hair to grow

    2. They blood test instead, or saliva. Either way u can beat em if u stay clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Yep..... It goes back a long time too. I believe the can use head, beard, arm, leg, and chest hair. Possibly arm pit as well. Shaving would nullify the hair test but two things could happen.

    1. They tell u to allow hair to grow

    2. They blood test instead, or saliva. Either way u can beat em if u stay clean

    LOL, staying clean is defo the best option. When the guy from work went for the second hair test, they gapped his sh!t up bad. Almost looked like one of the skits from Jackass.
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    What substances are you worried about testing positive for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Yep..... It goes back a long time too. I believe the can use head, beard, arm, leg, and chest hair. Possibly arm pit as well. Shaving would nullify the hair test but two things could happen.

    1. They tell u to allow hair to grow

    2. They blood test instead, or saliva. Either way u can beat em if u stay clean
    I don't know, I think it would be kind of obvious to your boss, if you shave your head, face and entire body right when they send you to get a hair test done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong
    I don't know, I think it would be kind of obvious to your boss, if you shave your head, face and entire body right when they send you to get a hair test done.
    100% lol but is it a fire-able offense? Nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    100% lol but is it a fire-able offense? Nope
    Lmao that would be a site to see

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