I started up my old computer today; I hadn’t used it in a couple of years. I found this looking through my old e mail. It is from a friend who is now doing his doctorate in psychology, the funny thing is, is that he is the most crazy, most unbalanced person I have ever known; funny as hell though.
I had just broken up with my girlfriend of 5 years, was pretty fucked up and looking for a girl to ease the pain. There was this 18 year old girl that I worked with who was just gorgeous; I figured she might be a suitable candidate. Here is the advice I got from bro.
Enjoy.
18 year olds like to believe they are transcending their experience level.
The key to making them believe that sex with you is integral to this is to link exploration with sex.
Then, once that is accomplished, link you to exploration.
From the other direction you could try making yourself irresistible. Hot tubs and shit might scare little ones. That is a bit grown up.
Instead, try talking for hours. Hours and hours until your teeth hurt. Talk about life. Talk about the human condition. Talk about shit you have done.
Then when she reflects, be SUPER supportive.
REALLY? You THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO? Sincerity might be a problem here. So, in order to ensure that she does not run back into the forest, practice the eye smile. The eye smile is basically the ability to look excited about everything. If a little kid decides your arm would make a fucking nifty snot rag, you get those eyelaughlines going and say "cool, cool, that's why I wear shirts!!" The eye smile means you are happy, and happy people are sincere people. Fabulous misconception. In fact the only sincere people are the people who are hopelessly depressed. Then, when they say to you "wake up, life is shit, your wife is fucking around on you, and you eat too much, probably because you're gay" you may rest assured that they are calling it like they see it. Unfortunately they have no credibility because they are "sick".
Really it is the happy fucking people who smile all the time who are lying and fucked up. Trust me. I used to be one....
But yes, back to seduction... So you laughline left and right, you support her excited talk, and encourage her to open up. KEY. Get her right open like cantaloupe for breakfast. What the fuck, you always wanted to know what second grade was like for her. Did Tommy really do that? That fucker! Sympathy, not empathy is called for. You would think people want empathy, but all they want is cognitive empathy. That's where you verbally reflect but feel nothing.
example real empathy:
I bought a snickers bar and it tasted like shit...
Therapist: So you were really disappointed with your purchase, that must have felt awful...
Cognitive empathy (what people really want):
I bought a snickers bar and it tasted like shit...
Therapist: So it had a bad taste...
Sympathy is really the same thing, but you make it sound like you feel for her by saying you "understand".
See cognitive empathy.
See? Really you don't need to think while she is talking. Just plan your next move.
The next move, of course, once this is carried out to a sufficient degree, is probably one of your trademark moves, the "awkward silence", couple this with the eyesmile (make your eyes dewey if you can, think about when you got your nipple pierced), and she will attack you.
Then "plateau".
Key with women in any age group other than your own.
With older or younger, they need to feel that you are surrendering some control.
By this point they will ascribe this tendency to positive shit rather than your coniving nature.
Plateauing means holding in the same gear until she grabs the stick.
Idle on kissing until she takes off her top or rubs your dick.
If that fails ask her if she has read Lolita and tell her if she hasn't that her mother is dead, you are her new guardian now, and you need to drive around the country to keep safe.
Worked for Humbert Humbert, the star of that nymphette love chronicle.
From the pockmarked palms of the fallen groomer....
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