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11-01-2016, 04:48 PM #1
Epic bad day!
I normally have to say life goes my way for the most part but about every couple of years I have a bad day of epic standards but this one wins the prize.
I wake up yesterday morning to start a new delicious tren cycle and do my first injection thinking the day is going to be awesome. I inject in the quad and hit a nerve causing me to damn near kick the counter off the cabinet. I get done and I am putting everything away and drop a vial of tren on the floor and of course it breaks. Not the end of the world but now that puts me a vial short of the cycle( I always order extra but mispackaging put me just at the right amount).
I go upstairs and to get the eggs out of the fridge and my wife comes out of the bedroom and yells BOO of course I launch the eggs into orbit and 6 of them hit the floor and break. I look at her with the WTF look and she reminds me that its Halloween and she helps me clean it up.
I go to work knowing its going to be busy being I have been gone a week on a hunting trip.
I hit a pheasant on the way to work and bust out the grill on my truck( just replaced it 4 months ago for the same reason).
I get to work turn on lights and find used oil all over the back shop it looks like the valdez has ran ashore in my back shop. One of the technicians forgot to put safety stands under a truck that he had jacked up and pulled the wheels off of it. Our new $1500 dollar jack had settled during the weekend and punched a hole in the oil pan spilling 10 gallons of used oil. $750 dollars for oil pan and our salesman has to drive 4 hours round trip to get it turning it into a big money loser.
I think to myself that this day cant get any worse,wrong thing to think.
30 minutes later another technician comes to my office and says we have a problem(never a good thing) he takes me outside and shows me the grain trailer that he just unhooked from a Semi is laying on the ground with the dollies broke off and its laying on the ground leaking corn all over the parking lot(customer forgot to tell us it had 30000 lbs of corn on the front hopper).
Of course when the trailer fell it fell to the side hitting another customers vehicle crushing the door and front fender.
l call insurance company and customers let everyone know what has happened the guy with pickup is pretty cool about it farmer with trailer is upset so I rent him a trailer to use, everyone is happy but me at this point.
I go rent a grain vac to clean up the spilled grain and empty the trailer and on the way back I have to go through about two blocks of construction pulling this vac behind a tractor that I also had to rent. The construction guy stops me and tells me it is too wide to get through the construction zone I politely explain (not really very polite) that it will fit no problem and I am not driving two miles out of my way for 2 blocks of construction. Needless to say this turns into a scene and he threatens to call the cops I end up telling him where the cops can find me and he can f**k himself and I drive through the construction zone not hitting any cones.
Finally three hours later the mess is cleaned up and the work day is over.
I go home still upset but trying to forget about everything that happened just wanting to relax.
One of our neighbors needed help watching there son that night so my wife said we could watch him which was fine. I am in the other room and I hear the kid let out a scream that scared the hell out of me I run into the other room and find some teen age kid dressed as a clown looking in
living room window. I am in no mood for the clown sh!t at this point of the day,I come out of the house and tell him to get the hell off my porch and off my property before I beat his a$$ I must of looked really angry because he never said a thing just took off running as fast as he could.
I come in angry and the neighbor kid looks at me and says "you must of really scared that kid I never seen anyone run that fast" I couldn't help but smile a little.
Two hours later my daughter sent me pictures of my new 6 week old granddaughter and the day didn't seem quite so bad after all.
One thing about it the bad days aren't very often but they do make you appreciate the good ones.
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11-01-2016, 04:56 PM #2
Wow diesel. One hell of a rotten (yet hysterical from this perspective) day. A reference for other "old guys" it was like a Hardy Boys Adventure in that it made you feel as if you were there! Great story. Would have loved to see the wife's face when you launched the eggs in the air (I'll embellish and add screaming like a girl) after scaring you.....
Great ending though! Puts things in perspective.
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11-01-2016, 05:38 PM #3
DAM! you live quite the life Bro
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11-01-2016, 05:55 PM #4
Thx for sharing. Apparently I had a fantastic day. Lol
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11-01-2016, 06:24 PM #5
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11-01-2016, 06:38 PM #6"ARs Pork Eating Crusader"
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Your above ground bull it can Always be worse.
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11-01-2016, 07:33 PM #7
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11-01-2016, 10:11 PM #8Banned
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Hell of a story, thank you!
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11-07-2016, 06:18 AM #9
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