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Just sharing a daily event.
Today some random weird guy walked unto me asking for oral sex. I told him to fuck off but he insisted, and started stalking me.
I'm not in a relaxed mood these times, otherwise I won't have bothered at all but I was really pissed and wished to beat him.
However, I managed to maintain good self-control and waited for him to go on his way...
There are some knobs around
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Was he wanting to perform the act, or was he asking you to ?Originally Posted by bizzarro
Just sharing a daily event.
Today some random weird guy walked unto me asking for oral sex. I told him to fuck off but he insisted, and started stalking me.
I'm not in a relaxed mood these times, otherwise I won't have bothered at all but I was really pissed and wished to beat him.
However, I managed to maintain good self-control and waited for him to go on his way...
There are some knobs around
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I would ask him to repeat what he said, if he did my right fist would be already flying.
But your right, better to self control, I was just doing inclines with 55kgs dbs, dont know what happens if that force goes into a punch.
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If that force goes into punch, you'd be doing him,a favor.
His lack of "teefs" would make him a better sucker, and may get more people taking him up on his offers...
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Wtf What kind of persistent knobs are in the U.K. ..knobs that want knobsJust sharing a daily event.
Today some random weird guy walked unto me asking for oral sex. I told him to fuck off but he insisted, and started stalking me.
I'm not in a relaxed mood these times, otherwise I won't have bothered at all but I was really pissed and wished to beat him.
However, I managed to maintain good self-control and waited for him to go on his way...
There are some knobs around
U did good though with the self control. Wht part of town were u in lol. Where they wearing latex. Might have been Marcus.
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You know my saying..
"A hole is a hole, as long as its got a little warmth, I'm golden......"
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He would have probably liked it.
Btw that's exactly what I told him "Wtf did you say?". What hitted my nerve though was that "what you gonna do"? He was a fat tub on a bycicle lol.
The second, that made it extra weird. Probably counts as verbal molest.
I would have had no intention to punch him then lol.
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So he asked you to blow him,
Oh lord, that's that. Should of made him hurt.
I,had a reverse proposition from a crack head on the south side of town, forcefully telling me to whip it out, and he'd suck it.
He did this over and over again. Till I freaked out and tried to back car over him, ended up stuck on a snow plow mound and needed towed
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Sorry guys but I would've biatch slapped him.But I never had that problem of someone thinking I was batting for the other team. Just sayin Bro
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I stopped at a road side rest area on the interstate in Minnesota one time and had a guy ask if I wanted some help as I went into the toilet stall. I told him I could wipe my own a$$ he didn't think it was as funny as I did but that was end of the conversation. I came out washed my hands and he was still standing there waiting for the next guy I guess.
But being the gentleman I am I did leave a romantic aroma for him to remember me by.
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Neither do I. I'd be flattered if hit by an homo as long as he behaves normal. I'm sure women would feel harassed too if approached by a stranger guy in the street asking them for blowjobs.Sorry guys but I would've biatch slapped him.But I never had that problem of someone thinking I was batting for the other team. Just sayin Bro
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Sorry you left the door open and I couldn't resist having some fun
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When I awoke at a party getting my dick sucked by some strange dude,
I'm lucky I was so numbed by all the drugs.
I just said "that doesn't do it for me, fuck off." And slept some more.
When I finally did wake the guy (who must have been drugged as well, but now turning somewhat sober) became deathly afraid.
I just said "you know what I COULD do to you?"
He literally started to beg for his life.
That was the end of it,
Don't feel "molested" yet. Lol.
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haha. I never had anything that serious but many years back I had a guy come up to me in the shower, grab my dick and say "Nice brother!". I simply told the guy this was not Ok and he completely backed off. My wife was not so amused by the story, though :-)
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it would be fun if you add "i would pound ur arse so bad that poop wont stay in"
Sorry couldnt resist
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"Nice watch"
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Hot damn docs back! Where the heck have you been!?
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Ahhhh that's fucked up! He'd get punched
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This is a pretty strange thread..Iam I uptight about my sexuality not in the least I've had gay guys hit on me in the past and I take it as a compliment..some guy following me around is def gonna go to the hospital cause that takes things to a diff level..as far as waking up and catching some guy fucking with me..he is a dead man I will beat him to death..that's rape as far as Iam concerned..
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Btw, yeah it's good to see you back Doc even on this strange thread
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My last weird person run in:
I'm at my usual gym - older(maybe about 55) Asian Lady walks up to me and just grabs my ass - I'm like wtf just happened. Look around and no one seen it - yes, it really happened
One before:
Lady on the treadmill next to my wife and one over from me, leans over to my wife and seriously says "your husband/man looks amazing" - my wife is like WTH - She was about 50 - then she kept on going on how good she thought I looked to my wife
Oh WTH
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That is why they are called Pickel parks!
VET
The second is rough lol your just like really... now... with my wife next to me?!
WTH/F is wrong w/folks - woman are just as bad lol
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Right,
I'm like ummmm - wth
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"ARs Pork Eating Crusader"
To many creeps these days.
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Was the Asian decent looking?
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What's the last thing you want to hear from the guy behind you when ordering a drink at the bar?
"Pardon me sir, may I push in your stool?"
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Today it went better, I've heard an old lady behind me say (in English) I have "fire in the veins". It's almost winter but temps are mild here so I still go out with just a t-shirt on.
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I've been running crazy last weeks. The divorce has just been hell! In her own words she said she's gonna , destroy me.
I admitted (because i really didnt think it mattered anymore, we're separated and I thought she'd also moved on) that I had joyfull relations with some girl this weekend. Bad move man, I see that now. Should have kept my mouth the fuck shut.
I just thought "she's admittedly opened a profile on a dating network, she's moved on and what the difference?"
So when she asked me directly "have you ....", I just "why, yes ofcourse."
Bad bad move.
Much more creepy than creepy ppl is a woman conspiring to hurt you.
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The creepiest mother freaker i know is me..
At times i look in the mirror with my garter and sheer thigh highs on, and i just trear my self like i just did a 10 year bid. I cant keep my hands off my self
Or
I fetch a nice hot tub, and rub generic great value vanilla ice cream all over my self and verbally degrade myself in my head "you know you want to eatvthis melted filthy ice cream tub water, you fucking closet fatty, go ahead eat, eat it"
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HI man!
Yeah I totally agree about thats rape.
I'm very suprised I didnt react way worse, or better, (except it would have landed me in jail probably),
but I guess in my fucked up state and really just wanting to sleep the "fuck off" comment to get left alone,
and then, waking and just wanna go home, how scared shitless he was did enough for me atm.
Not saying I would be as saintly about it another time.
Fucked up tread for sure, just had to read. lol
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Thats just being weird, not creepy. Or maybe both.
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Yep that's to far
Changed Man
I hear you. Mine moved out and started seeing a guy a week later (Yeah right) but when I told her I was seeing someone... the gates of hell opened! It's funny now but it wasn't before. She sent me pictures of herself with the other guy. I kept my composure and didn't send her pics in return, or kill her. Now I have hard evidence she sent me for proof of infidelity. Pics were bad, i heard voices and shit when I laid down at night for a bit but now.... I am all the better for toughing it out and not stopping to her level. Hang in there bud, don't lose sight of your purpose. Good to have you back!
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Lmfao! Almost hall of shame worthy!
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^^^^ I totally get this! My ex asked for a divorce after 13 years of marriage, refused to go to a counselor in spite of us having two young children. I had checked out to a fair degree the last couple years because she was so difficult but still tried to be a good husband and father, worked on myself, worked a 70h/wk stressful job and still helped around the house with chores and as much as time permitted with children, etc. No infidelity on either side.
So a couple months after she asks for a divorce and I move out I start seeing this awesome woman who USED TO BE my daughter's teacher...I tell my ex about it months after we are dating, so 6-9 mos after divorce, so I can have my children up to hang out with girlfriend's children because they all know each other and kept asking when we were all getting together. Out of respect for that, I tell my ex I am seeing this woman.
Ex has a complete and utter melt down. Starts quivering, raging, crying, etc. Just goes ballistic...this on a Friday. Monday I get a call from my girlfriend crying because my ex wrote an email to the owners of the school (who were also my friends at the time) and demanded my girlfriend be fired for dating a "parent." Even though my children were not in her class, etc. F*cking bitch then lied and said I wasn't paying child support which I had actually paid in a lump sum for the whole year! And she makes 25% more than I do now but was calculated on older salaries. Told them I was paying for dinners and gifts for my gf by taking it out of the mouths of my children. When I tried to talk to the ex about it she was frikkin' psychotic and is to this day. And SHE asked for the divorce. WTF???
One time it came up when I was picking up the kids and the ex says "just go be with your slutty girlfriend so she can suck your p3nis and do whatever other disgusting stuff you two do." Just out of the blue this shite came.
Cr@zy! I am incredibly thankful that she showed me in a second why I am so happy to not be with her.
But the divorce part is a definite challenge, especially with kids. I feel you, brotha! But it got me back to lifting which is a good thing!
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She was like 60
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
Did she had fake teeth? U could have awsome BJ out of it.
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The last one reminded me a scene from movie dodge ball where he stuff pizza in his pants lol
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