Funny for the hell of it

[Couchlock]

Funny shit goes here

[Couchlock]

Here's a text between me and my cousin

We play well off of each other
See below

[Couchlock]

One day at the flea market, I got into a verbal altercation with "Virgil" Ted million dollar mans body guard.

I told him "dude I think I was like your only fan, you were my favorite wrestler"

Didn't realize how that sounded, I really did like virgil, but he told me

"Go fuck yourself"

Later on that day, while he was buying a hot dog, I caught his "manager" or whatever that guy was to him, smoking a bowl of pot out in the open

[Obs]

Lmao! Whops!

[Obs]

I once took a piss with approximately 400 people cheering for me. I was at a fireworks show at an airport and I had to piss bad and the lines at the porta shitters were way too long. I wore glasses back then and I had broke the earlier that day. My vision was terrible. So i walk around the backside of a hanger to piss... about the time my stream hit the ground I hear "LOOK!" Suddenly a grandstand, that had looked to my blurry eyes like another open front hangar, erupted with applause and laughter. I turned around pretty quick when I realized wtf was going on. Thank God I was in southern Missouri or I would probably be on a sex offender registry!

[Nephets]

I once took a piss with approximately 400 people cheering for me. I was at a fireworks show at an airport and I had to piss bad and the lines at the porta shitters were way too long. I wore glasses back then and I had broke the earlier that day. My vision was terrible. So i walk around the backside of a hanger to piss... about the time my stream hit the ground I hear "LOOK!" Suddenly a grandstand, that had looked to my blurry eyes like another open front hangar, erupted with applause and laughter. I turned around pretty quick when I realized wtf was going on. Thank God I was in southern Missouri or I would probably be on a sex offender registry!

lol. I had only given out one like before.....congrats....you are the proud owner of my second like. hahahaha

[Obs]

lol. I had only given out one like before.....congrats....you are the proud owner of my second like. hahahaha

Lmao! Nice! Thats an honor!

[Couchlock]

When your in a bout of rage cuzz you hate walmart, but look over and see this
All is well