Men do not go to the gynecologist!

[Obs]

Sitting here... waiting on girlfried... most unhorny I have ever been. Must be senior citizens day, cause they are all old except for a flat chested pair of dykes. Every time a fat old chick walks out her movement makes air hit me in the face! I know whats going on in there and I'm getting images! I pissed in their unisex single stall, some chick forgot to flush and now I know she needs a gynecologist cause the smell... it messed my appetite up! I dont know if I will ever want to eat or fuck again!

[Couchlock]

Sitting here... waiting on girlfried... most unhorny I have ever been. Must be senior citizens day, cause they are all old except for a flat chested pair of dykes. Every time a fat old chick walks out her movement makes air hit me in the face! I know whats going on in there and I'm getting images! I pissed in their unisex single stall, some chick forgot to flush and now I know she needs a gynecologist cause the smell... it messed my appetite up! I dont know if I will ever want to eat or fuck again!

Edited for her pleasure...

[Nephets]

boner killer for sure. lol

[Nephets]

Think about your tongue licking the fat woman's frothy yeast ridden slit.....

hmmmm.... I wonder what that says about you. first response to that story is I got to lick that. haha. Im assuming it must be the pct.

[Obs]

Think about your tongue licking the fat woman's frothy yeast ridden slit.....

You are a sick fuck lmao! 70 year old just walked out and said "thank God thats done!". Nasty! How in the hell can a doc do it!? Whats the suicide rate amoung these poor bastards?

[Nephets]

Im sure when they went to college they figured it would be 20yr old pussy all day long. the reality check must have been brutal. lol.

[Obs]

Its terrible! Who would spend all day coring cervixes and then go home and try their damndest to bump one with their pp?

[Nephets]

Its terrible! Who would spend all day coring cervixes and then go home and try their damndest to bump one with their pp?

I wonder if statistically they have less kids than average people. You should ask them if your still there. lol. Tell them the board wants to know.

[Obs]

I wonder if statistically they have less kids than average people. You should ask them if your still there. lol. Tell them the board wants to know.

Haaahaaaa! I am gone thank god!

[Nephets]

well remember my question for your next trip.

[Obs]

Will do, hope their is no next time but Im sure there will be

[hammerheart]

Most women will only hit the gyno because of infections....

[Obs]

Most women will only hit the gyno because of infections....

Most women ain't getting beat up with male anorgasmia from nandrolone decanate. XD

[hammerheart]

Most women ain't getting beat up with male anorgasmia from nandrolone decanate. XD

Try being so hypogonadal dick doesn't even feel there lol.

[Obs]

Try being so hypogonadal dick doesn't even feel there lol.

No thanks!

[songdog]

Think about your tongue licking the fat woman's frothy yeast ridden slit.....

Come on guys this isnt a porno site lets clean it up Couch!

[Nephets]

can we dumb down some of the big medical terms fellas. Had to break out the old Google to get some of these insults.

[Obs]

Come on guys this isnt a porno site lets clean it up Couch!

It was my fault. This thread was in bad taste. It was entrapment. Sorry everybody.

[Nephets]

Think about your tongue licking the fat woman's frothy yeast ridden slit.....

speaking of bad taste.....


ok, I think im done here.

[Obs]

speaking of bad taste.....


ok, I think im done here.

(Quiet horse laugh)

[Couchlock]

speaking of bad taste.....

ok, I think im done here.

Just lil' extra cheese on the taco, no big deal. (Said in Japanese accent voice).

[Nephets]

Just lil' extra cheese on the taco, no big deal. (Said in Japanese accent voice).

sweet baby Jesus

[Obs]

Good lord.

[Nephets]

see what you started. one traumatic event became a traumatic event for so many others.

[Obs]

Couch is a genuine funny fucker, quick with the dirty mind, that one.