Looks like I need to move back to Toronto to get away from my crazy ex

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 01:09 AM

So I had to deal with cops again my crazy ex says I'm following her which is rediculous because she's the one out on bail after 15 charges and a breach. I haven't seen her in months and she can't leave where I live now so I'm left with no choice but to go back to Toronto. I left there to escape her but they released her here and she'll never quit never give up. Today was the 5th false allegation thank god I haven't ever been arrested.

**Euroholic** · 01-11-2017, 01:55 AM

Your life is so hectic mate. More interesting then mine

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 02:39 AM

No shit just to add to the whole thing my ex in Florida just messaged me....

**Euroholic** · 01-11-2017, 03:19 AM

You need to write a screenplay and get mark walhberg to play you mate. It would be good.

Whats your advice on dating a escort? I hate dating and letting birds hitch themself to my wagon but this girl is just to fit. Probbaly the fitest Girl i know.She wants to go to the beach and hang out when shes not working. I have not really had a girlfriend since i was 17 but i like this girl. I like her even when we are not banging so that must mean i like her ay?

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 03:56 AM

I stay away from strippers and escorts but I still find crazy so who's to judge. If it feels good do it love and live life.

**Euroholic** · 01-11-2017, 04:45 AM

Thanks mate i have never dated a escort before. im going to go for it. She does make me feel happy. Even just being with her. And its not like she is using me because she makes about 10k a week.
She told me when she went to a hotel one bloke would not pay her so she cut her arm and called the cops and reported that he attacked her so the guy freaked and paid her double. At first i thought this bitch is nuts but after i thought about it i got a little turned on because it shows that she is a strong women who can take care of herself.

An escort or a stripper is no dif then a lawyer or a dentist etc etc. they are just normal hard working people trying to make a living

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 04:56 AM

Lol she sounds nuts! But hey my ex stuck the tip of a butchers knife into her throat when she thought I was going to leave before turning it on me.

**Euroholic** · 01-11-2017, 05:11 AM

Women ay. Why are the fit ones always crazy? Look she is probs a bit crazy but when i was in rehab the doctors said i have all these diseases and such. So i must be crazy too. I use to think about using my 45 to take the pain away but i dont want my 8 year old nephew to see the aftermath. But this girl she is making me feel good again. The only girl i ever loved was about 10 years ago when i was 17. I went away to army recruit training and when i got back she had been getting drilled by every bloke in town. I was devo, i vowed to never let my guard down and have emotions ever again but now i think i am ready to change.

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 08:19 AM

Just be careful letting your guard down with an escort.

**Euroholic** · 01-11-2017, 08:35 AM

Ive reached the point in my life where i just want to feel happy. If it blows up in my face then so be it mate. I have alot of problems but i just want to feel internal joy.

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 08:36 AM

Yeah can't blame you for that good luck.

**Mooseman33** · 01-11-2017, 11:17 AM

im really starting to think you are the new version of bojangles.

buddy, you have had a hell of a run. The stories have been great over the years, but i think they have come to the end.

Your PTSD claim, now moving from a chick.

jumped the shark man

**songdog** · 01-11-2017, 12:42 PM

Yes the guy has a lot of stories and this is wat he gets for trying to go stright.Now he knows he's gay so why play around with women? Shova will hook you up Bro

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 03:20 PM

Lol never not even if women were extinct.

**redz** · 01-11-2017, 03:55 PM

I don't remember bojangles but in any case I'm sure good things are coming.

**Hoggage_54** · 01-11-2017, 05:22 PM

Bojangles was a poodle fucker...

**Obs** · 01-12-2017, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by redz

So I had to deal with cops again my crazy ex says I'm following her which is rediculous because she's the one out on bail after 15 charges and a breach. I haven't seen her in months and she can't leave where I live now so I'm left with no choice but to go back to Toronto. I left there to escape her but they released her here and she'll never quit never give up. Today was the 5th false allegation thank god I haven't ever been arrested.

Its good youre getting away andstaying upbeat. I have a lot of stories most wouldn't believe between me and my ex. I have learned not to hold it against her. Sometimes when someone loves you more than anything and doesnt know how to show it, they do insane scary shit.
Sometimes the only kiss you get is an arrow from a seventy pound compound bow skipping off the roof of her car and coming within inches of your head. Sometimes when she is chasing your taxi after leaving you on the side of the road, you have to pay your driver to haul ass in the snow and she wrecks your car trying to keep up.
This chick loves you. Women are all nuts. At least crazy trys to stick it out. I hope she gets over you and I hope you find a good one next time. Happy hunting redz.

**diesel101** · 01-12-2017, 07:32 PM

Now this is the type of story about your life that we are used to hearing out of you Redz. I was starting to worry that you were an imposter with all of that talk about trying to live a normal life

**redz** · 01-12-2017, 08:53 PM

Nothing stays normal for long I'm looking forward to the change I'm making some nice selfish short term goals right now I'm getting a bike again this spring and I'm getting back into top physical form starting immediately. I've been lazy for too long I want to reward myself.