Ok lads so the time is nearly here. Its friday night down south, my i guess what you would call girlfriend wants to go out because its her night off. But fvck that Im off to sleep. I need to wake up at 0300 to watch the ceremony on tv. I got 1kg of prawns some, truffle cheese some pistachios and some rib eye steaks ready to go. As well as some bombay gin and some of colombias finest.
I am pumped for this. I asked the girl who's staying at my house to make herself sexually available during the ceremony she said something in brazilian which judging by the look on her face i think it translates as "like fvck weirdo I'm not waking up for that shit"
Her fvcking lose. This is a trump house!!!!! This could be the deal breaker. Shes fit as all hell but trumps my hero who is meant for great things.
Night chaps enjoy your winter you northern bastards![]()
Enjoy your soon to be registry you death cult followers, it is coming![]()
Tomorrow is a glorious day for us westerners.
And how much of a dog is obamas wife? Look at her shoulders she is too tall and her face looks like a crocodiles belly.
Ps i am willing to marry trumps daughter ivanka. PM me baby![]()