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    Official Smack Talk Pre-Competition Thread

    If your name is

    * Bizzarro
    * DocToxin
    * Euroholic
    * Ghettoboyd
    * Krugerr
    * Quester
    * Shotsf1red
    * YeahBuddy
    *HallowedZeus

    I want to hear what you have to say. What are you going to do. Who are you going to do it to. Who's going to win. Who's going to suck high tit an a low dog.

    Talk the talk. But you better damn walk the walk.

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    You guys better have your gear stacks ready... That's all I'm saying...

    16th... off switch becomes on switch

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    This should be fun to see who talks the most smack! Going to be hard to beat OB he was the king of talking sh1t!
    Last edited by songdog; 04-05-2017 at 09:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    This should be fun to see who talks the most smack! Going to be hard to be OB he was the king of talking sh1t!
    I'll try my best

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    this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...

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    I like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...
    That was the best around the way smack talk I've heard. Very sneaky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    That was the best around the way smack talk I've heard. Very sneaky.
    I thought the same - liked the ending

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    I’m just looking around to see who’s gonna finish second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    This should be fun to see who talks the most smack! Going to be hard to be OB he was the king of talking sh1t!
    Its not shit if it comes true.

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    I'm looking forward to the comp. will probably change my goal to cutting as I've mentioned. This won't require much gear either so it means I'll be able to enter at any time, just need to finish this blast/bulk first.

    As for talking shit I'm not much good at it,
    well, that's not true at all actually. I'm very good at ranting on about some crazy idea that might preoccupy my thoughts at any moment.
    So I can't say I'll know what I'll say before I've said it.
    Just have to take it as it comes I guess.

    Will say this though; I'm awaiting BW from today and my BP was 130/70,
    so I'm hopeful things will be in the clear and if so this will be fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocToxin8 View Post

    As for talking shit I'm not much good at it,
    well, that's not true at all actually. I'm very good at it.

    My name's DocToxin and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. And I'm going to win.

    Will say this though; I'm awaiting BW from today and my BP was 130/70,
    so I'm hopeful things will be in the clear and if so this will be fun!
    Fixed. You tell em Doc.

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    This will be fun to read!

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    Who's taking bets then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Who's taking bets then?
    Rajincajun usually runs the odds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post

    Rajincajun usually runs the odds.
    Good good. Can't wait to see mine:')

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    I’m just looking around to see who’s gonna finish second.Krugerr I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
    Like a spider monkey! Go on! .

    Fixed.

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    Is that the complete list?

    I want to get started on the odds

    Will start taking bets as soon as the list of participants is complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    Is that the complete list?

    I want to get started on the odds

    Will start taking bets as soon as the list of participants is complete
    Good I want to start to make my list of who's on Team Zeus

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    Is that the complete list?

    I want to get started on the odds

    Will start taking bets as soon as the list of participants is complete
    I believe so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...
    I am bizzarro. I'm a small Italian of 160lbs. Your argument is invalid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    I am bizzarro. I'm a small Italian of 160lbs. Your argument is invalid."I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he lies to me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That's what maintains the order of things. Fear

    Fixed.

    You guys really need to learn to talk shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    I am bizzarro. I'm a small Italian of 160lbs. Your argument is invalid.
    ohh burn i think?...what?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ohh burn i think?...what?...
    I think you got roasted

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ohh burn i think?...what?...
    Your argument is invalid. A polite way of saying I will drink wine from your skull.

    I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...
    I don't know why you put a S on bitch beacuse there is only one of them here and I won't mention his name beacuse he might get a complex

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    There is a whole lot of luke warm piss in here! Are you maggots sleeping together?
    Cape said talk shit not hold hands!

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    I think the first call of action is finding out what the punishment is for everyone for getting spanked off a natural beginner. Not that I'm insinuating anything but you lots will be shitting vasoline for weeks after I've fucked shit up

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    I think the first call of action is finding out what the punishment is for everyone for getting spanked off a natural beginner. Not that I'm insinuating anything but you lots will be shitting vasoline for weeks after I've fucked shit up
    This is how it is done! Next you must pick on the weakest mucle group. You find it in each one and bury your heel and twist your foot!

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    Talking shit?

    Sheeit, anyone even dreams about talking shit to me, they better wake up and apologize. If they know what's good for 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post

    This is how it is done! Next you must pick on the weakest mucle group. You find it in each one and bury your heel and twist your foot!
    How dare you assume my calves!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    How dare you assume my calves!
    Post pics! Show us those girly chicken bottoms! All of you post pics so you guys can see what you have to make fun of!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post

    Post pics! Show us those girly chicken bottoms! All of you post pics so you guys can see what you have to make fun of!
    I'm keeping the suspense and tension until the 16th obs. I may be the smallest and fattest but am gonna win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Talking shit?

    Sheeit, anyone even dreams about talking shit to me, they better wake up and apologize. If they know what's good for 'em.
    Why you going to stand on a chair and kick them in the knee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    Why you going to stand on a chair and kick them in the knee?
    He will crawl up on your shoulders and shit in your hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post

    Why you going to stand on a chair and kick them in the knee?
    Nope, break a jaw or orbital

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Nope, break a jaw or orbital
    I had a couple guys really say something thing like that too me.After all was said in done my lawyer made out like a fat rat keeping me out of jail Now I just smile and walk away it's cheaper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post

    I had a couple guys really say something thing like that too me.After all was said in done my lawyer made out like a fat rat keeping me out of jail Now I just smile and walk away it's cheaper!
    And it's classy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    I think the first call of action is finding out what the punishment is for everyone for getting spanked off a natural beginner. Not that I'm insinuating anything but you lots will be shitting vasoline for weeks after I've fucked shit up
    its your to win bro to be quite honest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    its your to win bro to be quite honest...
    How so?

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