Warming Your Wife Up for Threesomes (Women may find this thread offensive)

[DHew]

Do any of you think this is possible? She'll go to strip clubs with me and let strippers rub her with their tits and it really looks like she enjoys it. She'll buy me lap dances and vice versa. She doesn't mind them rubbing tits in my face or grabbing on me or when I grab them. I'm trying to game how to take it to the next level, or if I even should.

[EDCG19]

This is usually not a good idea in a serious relationship but than again wtf do I know..

[Obs]

Hot damn dhew....
You might find out she prefers it more than you know. Its all fun and games till you come home and everything you own is sold, your bank account is empty, you get an instagram of your wife with some chick in Tahiti, and you spend the next three months collecting letters from credit card companies you have never heard. Your lawyer will comfort you though for a fee.

Ask me how I know, go ahead!

[hammerheart]

I'd wish to introduce an off topic.

Why is that I'm not interested in tits? Like, not being turned on at all.

Anyone with same oddity?

[DHew]

Story time Obs? I'm listening

[Obs]

That was the story, I saw it in a movie once.
I would blow my load before I made it to the bed in a threesome type situation.

[Capebuffalo]

I need to see naked pics of your wife to offer any helpful advise.

[DHew]

Cape, standby they are coming.

Obs, yeah I never said I'd make the threesome last long at all...

[Obs]

Cape, standby they are coming.

Obs, yeah I never said I'd make the threesome last long at all...

Lol good thread

[tarmyg]

Why is that I'm not interested in tits? Like, not being turned on at all.

Potential eyesight problem?

[jstone]

I'd wish to introduce an off topic.

Why is that I'm not interested in tits? Like, not being turned on at all.

Anyone with same oddity?

Your lucky, I love tits. I often find myself looking at completely unattractive females with nice tits, thinking to myself I would bang her just to play with those tits. Its also rough when girls notice the first thing you looked at was her tits. Just be glad they dont affect you, because im obsessed with them.

[hammerheart]

Potential eyesight problem?

I got hyperopia. I see too much...

Your lucky, I love tits. I often find myself looking at completely unattractive females with nice tits, thinking to myself I would bang her just to play with those tits. Its also rough when girls notice the first thing you looked at was her tits. Just be glad they dont affect you, because im obsessed with them.

Oh well I have my obsessions too. To each, his own.

[Obs]

I got hyperopia. I see too much...



Oh well I have my obsessions too. To each, his own.

They have actually proven that a males instinct, as soon as a woman enters a room, is to size up the hip to waist ratio. It is thought this is instinctual for the purpose of child bearing prospects.

I know this to be true because... yoga pants dammit.

[hammerheart]

They have actually proven that a males instinct, as soon as a woman enters a room, is to size up the hip to waist ratio. It is thought this is instinctual for the purpose of child bearing prospects.

I know this to be true because... yoga pants dammit.

Yeah women with narrow , boyish hips are really unattractive imo.

Size of breasts supposedly should suggest greater ability to breastfeed the newborn.

I have not been naturally breastfeed , maybe that's the reason for not being attracted to tits (yet crave other sorts of oral stimulation...)

[Obs]

Yeah women with narrow , boyish hips are really unattractive imo.

Size of breasts supposedly should suggest greater ability to breastfeed the newborn.

I have not been naturally breastfeed , maybe that's the reason for not being attracted to tits (yet crave other sorts of oral stimulation...)

I am 100% about ass. Im not the back door type at all when it comes to women, but I love a round ass and wide hips. Probably because I am primitive.

[tarmyg]

because I am primitive.

You get no argument here!

[Obs]

You get no argument here!

Its not a bad thing. We all gotta have crude things done at some point. We are simply overly intellectual monkeys in the end.

[MuscleScience]

That's something you do with a girlfriend preferably before your married. Or with your girlfriend if you are already married.

[RaginCajun]

I'd wish to introduce an off topic.

Why is that I'm not interested in tits? Like, not being turned on at all.

Anyone with same oddity?

Nope, love those fun bags!

Do you find men attractive? Maybe you are gay?

[cousinmuscles]

I don't get this. If you accept marrying a woman then she has what you want from a woman. If you need strippers/threesomes then shes probably not doing it for you. Or maybe I'm just too traditional minded...

[hammerheart]

Nope, love those fun bags!

Do you find men attractive? Maybe you are gay?

I'm not really sure what is like to be attracted by anyone but I don't like men.

I don't get this. If you accept marrying a woman then she has what you want from a woman. If you need strippers/threesomes then shes probably not doing it for you. Or maybe I'm just too traditional minded...

Shhh don't tell him. She will later ask for mfm 3somes.

Ps. you are normal, it's the world that is drowning into degeneracy.

[RaginCajun]

I'm not really sure what is like to be attracted by anyone but I don't like men.



Shhh don't tell him. She will later ask for mfm 3somes.

Ps. you are normal, it's the world that is drowning into degeneracy.

maybe you should hang out with Sholva to make sure

[DHew]

RNSPLG, that's all fine in theory I guess. Then there's the real world.

[Mooseman33]

horrible idea.

absolutely horrible idea

[songdog]

Guys remember there are women on this board would you say these things in front of your mother? Just sayin guys it's getting crude.

[jstone]

Guys remember there are women on this board would you say these things in front of your mother? Just sayin guys it's getting crude.

Most women speak in the same fashion. Not that I think we shoukd be completely crude, I just dont think its got to bad.

[ironbeck]

On topic my advise is Don't do it. Having fun, like going to strip clubs is one thing. Even if your wife is bisexual. If your happy in your marriage do not cross this boundary because it more than likely will become a thorn in the side of your marriages happiness. Even if your drinking and she is totally down with the idea(because you won't leave it alone). If she is deeply in love with you she will do it just to appease you to make you happy(especially because your always bring it up)woman are truly different creatures of emotion and when she sees you making love to another woman and your so into it(strange tang). Those images and mixed emotions will haunt her forever. If the grass looks greener on the other side, start watering the grass your standing on, or sell and buy new or sell and rent lol. Just my opinion but hey every one has one lol.

[DHew]

good advice ironbeck

[Kai Lover]

It might be handier to get treated for sex addiction, than to compensate for it with fornication.

[AKD_FitChick]

On topic my advise is Don't do it. Having fun, like going to strip clubs is one thing. Even if your wife is bisexual. If your happy in your marriage do not cross this boundary because it more than likely will become a thorn in the side of your marriages happiness. Even if your drinking and she is totally down with the idea(because you won't leave it alone). If she is deeply in love with you she will do it just to appease you to make you happy(especially because your always bring it up)woman are truly different creatures of emotion and when she sees you making love to another woman and your so into it(strange tang). Those images and mixed emotions will haunt her forever. If the grass looks greener on the other side, start watering the grass your standing on, or sell and buy new or sell and rent lol. Just my opinion but hey every one has one lol.

I like the way you think!


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[songdog]

Most women speak in the same fashion. Not that I think we shoukd be completely crude, I just dont think its got to bad.

I would expect a little better from a guy with red but I guess it's was the way you were raised for this I am sorry.You don't think talking about womens body parts is WRONG? Well let me let you guys in on a little secret.Trash like this isn't allowed in the work place many have been sued over this and it's not allowed here either and ADHew I suggest if you want to talk about this subject you bring it up with your wife.I have talked to Admin on this the he agrees so if you got somethings on here that need to be cleaned up DO IT NOW! This crap will not be tolerated.

[BG]

Guys let's keep the talk a little bit more clean out of respect for our female members

[hammerheart]

I would expect a little better from a guy with red but I guess it's was the way you were raised for this I am sorry.You don't think talking about womens body parts is WRONG? Well let me let you guys in on a little secret.Trash like this isn't allowed in the work place many have been sued over this and it's not allowed here either and ADHew I suggest if you want to talk about this subject you bring it up with your wife.I have talked to Admin on this the he agrees so if you got somethings on here that need to be cleaned up DO IT NOW! This crap will not be tolerated.

Then I guess tagging the thread as NSFW would be much more useful.

It's amusing to see you showing up every time such arguments are brought up. I believe you bother much more than most women sound of mind would.

Personally, I've heard women discussing about different men' juice taste. I don't really see how "tits" or "3some" would be that offensive.

[Capebuffalo]

Then I guess tagging the thread as NSFW would be much more useful.

It's amusing to see you showing up every time such arguments are brought up. I believe you bother much more than most women sound of mind would.

Personally, I've heard women discussing about different men' juice taste. I don't really see how "tits" or "3some" would be that offensive.

You need to keep your fucking mouth shut. Say yes sir and I'm sorry. Show some respect. And no more full frontal nudes of yourself. Ever ask yourself why you were trying to get men to look at a naked pic of yourself? Think about it.

[songdog]

Then I guess tagging the thread as NSFW would be much more useful.

It's amusing to see you showing up every time such arguments are brought up. I believe you bother much more than most women sound of mind would.

Personally, I've heard women discussing about different men' juice taste. I don't really see how "tits" or "3some" would be that offensive.

Well sad to say Bizzaro not everyone is like the women you were raised with and many don't like this filth this is why there are laws againist it beacuse of guys like you who don't know or care about other people.Some guys were taught how to talk around women it's called manners goggle it.

[hammerheart]

Well sad to say Bizzaro not everyone is like the women you were raised with and many don't like this filth this is why there are laws againist it beacuse of guys like you who don't know or care about other people.Some guys were taught how to talk around women it's called manners goggle it.

I just believe respecting women to be more serious and deeper than your way of manners and choice of words. That's my take, REAL respect and equality not chivalry BS.

[songdog]

Then I guess tagging the thread as NSFW would be much more useful.

It's amusing to see you showing up every time such arguments are brought up. I believe you bother much more than most women sound of mind would.

Personally, I've heard women discussing about different men' juice taste. I don't really see how "tits" or "3some" would be that offensive.

Well Bizzaro I see you can't tell the difference between listening to a discussion between your mother and sister on how their day at work went vs them putting it on a open forum I guess you took a short bus too school and wore a hockey helmet so you wouldn't hurt yourself this explains a lot.

[Obs]

He disagrees so him and his family is insulted?
Admin may come in and kick everyones ass on this...

[Obs]

I like song, cape, and bizzaro and I see both sides.
All I can say is you should have seen the postwhore thread before it was deleted the first time

[Capebuffalo]

He disagrees so him and his family is insulted?
Admin may come in and kick everyones ass on this...

He disagrees, so he and his family are insulted.