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07-10-2003, 08:07 AM #1
Why my genitals are superior to yours
Primarily, it's because they're more spherical. They're shinier and much much bigger and prettier too. They excrete a polymer that acts as a phenomenal lubricant and is often used on spacecraft to prevent overheating of the equipment due to friction. Furthermore, my genital excretions can be used as a powerful sunblock to prevent skin damage caused by UV rays, not to mention they're a potent aphrodisiac. Finally, when sexually aroused and tugged on just right by a member of the opposite sex, my penis opens a portal to another dimension that I like to call The Phallic Kingdom.
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07-10-2003, 09:31 AM #2
You are drawing a lot of unwarranted assumptions my friend. I'll yield on the issue of sphericality, though I ask you, how do you think the Renaissance really came about? If you guessed my genitals, you are in fact correct. The invention of the light bulb? No, I can't lay claim to that one, but I suspect it arose from the genitals of one Thomas Alva Edison. You are up against two formidable foes in the form of Mr. Edison and I...portal dimensions encapsulate the essence of mere child's play in the world of genital magic; take your propesterous claims elsewhere, perhaps somewhere where neither I nor the honorable Mr. Edison posts.
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07-10-2003, 09:41 AM #3
Well, mine's only as big around as a beer can, but it IS long...
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07-10-2003, 11:31 AM #4Originally Posted by BigGreen
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07-10-2003, 11:34 AM #5Originally Posted by Nathan
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07-10-2003, 11:38 AM #6VET
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my penis opens a portal to another dimension that I like to call The Phallic Kingdom.Last edited by KeyMastur; 07-10-2003 at 12:25 PM.
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07-10-2003, 12:00 PM #7
[QUOTE=KeyMastur]
Originally Posted by my penis opens a portal to another dimension that I like to call The Phallic Kingdom./quote
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07-10-2003, 12:00 PM #8
[QUOTE=KeyMastur]
Originally Posted by my penis opens a portal to another dimension that I like to call The Phallic Kingdom./quote
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07-10-2003, 12:12 PM #9Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
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07-10-2003, 12:36 PM #10
What would be wrong with being a hermaphrodite? I wouldn't mind having both sets of equipment, i' d probly never leave my bedroom, as i'd be too busy having sex with myself.........
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07-10-2003, 12:40 PM #11VET
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Originally Posted by nj juice
if you could suck yourself off, would you ??
* if this is inappropriate, feel free to delete. this discussion came up at work the other day between the guys.
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07-10-2003, 12:42 PM #12Originally Posted by nj juice
Peace
Farmer
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07-10-2003, 12:50 PM #13
Primarily, it's because they're more spherical. They're shinier and much much bigger and prettier too. They excrete a polymer that acts as a phenomenal lubricant and is often used on spacecraft to prevent overheating of the equipment due to friction. Furthermore, my genital excretions can be used as a powerful sunblock to prevent skin damage caused by UV rays, not to mention they're a potent aphrodisiac. Finally, when sexually aroused and tugged on just right by a member of the opposite sex, my penis opens a portal to another dimension that I like to call The Phallic Kingdom. --Nathan
So Nathan, is this what you tell all the ladies?
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07-10-2003, 01:12 PM #14Originally Posted by ichiban
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07-10-2003, 01:19 PM #15Originally Posted by nj juice
Palme... I was talking about my tinker ya lunkhead!Last edited by ripped4fsu; 07-10-2003 at 03:07 PM.
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07-10-2003, 03:04 PM #16Originally Posted by ripped4fsu
Nathan - Drop dead gorgeus
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07-10-2003, 03:11 PM #17LORDBLiTZ Guest
Nathan
Have you ever seen that other dimension?
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07-10-2003, 03:27 PM #18AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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Originally Posted by BigGreen
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07-10-2003, 11:19 PM #19
I find it odd how Nathans genitals have brought us all together in a group discussion.........I have to go shower now.
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07-10-2003, 11:38 PM #20Originally Posted by CYCLEON
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