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Thread: New guy looking for instant gratification advice

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    Cool New guy looking for instant gratification advice

    Hi, I am 20 years old and wanna get jacked in a two month period so I have laid out the following cycle:

    Week 1-20 1000mg of Tren E per week

    I am looking forward to any advice but if someone says something I don't want to hear, I will lash out irrationally.
    Its simple really, I want to get huge quickly without effort.
    I am a doctor.
    Actually I am a veterinarian.
    Actually a veterinarians assistant.
    Actually I clean the vets office twice a week.
    But I am in the health field!

    I know people say I am too young but my mother tells me I am super mature for my age. I don't need AI because I don't have gyno. I have been told hcg can increase intratesticular estrogen so I wont be needing that, after all, I don't run AI.

    I am considering just swapping out the tren for 150mg of halotestin per day because I really dont like needles.
    I hear pct is not necessary (I can post a link where a pro says so) I wont be needing that either. I have been training for 18 years and have put over 7 years of study into AAS.

    I am ready to take my instant gratification to the next level. My diet is on point and for my first cycle I will be force feeding 2200 calories per day. I don't manage macros because I read macro management can be detrimental to your business and I hear it really pisses people off when someone macromanages. I train every day for hours (right arm is jacked). I am 6' 7" and about 142 lbs. I just cut down from 150 in preparation.

    Anyway, glad to be here looking forward to giving you all advice.

    Don't fucking argue with any of this!
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    Looks to me like you're good to go!

    Remember to post up before and afters brahh!!
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    This post is beautiful.

    But brah, you definitely want to add some Var to dat dere Tren . No need for a test base though, because something something water retention.
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    if your not huge by end of month one, double the dosages too
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    you can only spend so much time in the steroids q&a then you need a break from there..

    too many people put 90% of there effort into something thats only 10% of the equation. training 40%, diet 50%, drugs 10%.. IMHO
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    Well my training partner Bullitt said you tren dose is way too low bro.

    You gotta pin it every day at 1500mg . you have to split it into 6 250mg pins, right pec, left pec, right shoulder, left shoulder, right leg, and left leg.

    Gotta use a 31g 5/8" slin pin
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    Tren only works if you inject directly into your sex organs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Well my training partner Bullitt said you tren dose is way too low bro.

    You gotta pin it every day at 1500mg . you have to split it into 6 250mg pins, right pec, left pec, right shoulder, left shoulder, right leg, and left leg.

    Gotta use a 31g 5/8" slin pin
    My glutes are pretty big, do you think I can just put it all in one 10ml barrel and shoot one glute?

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    Theres been a large number of thesw posts recently. Bizzarre.

    But i understand the mindset.... 'if i find one person to enable me then ill do it'

    To be fair they usually find that one person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0tsf1red View Post
    Tren only works if you inject directly into your sex organs
    Ya duh!!! I'm not stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Looks to me like you're good to go!

    Remember to post up before and afters brahh!!
    Cant uplaod photos but Im on my second injection. I already gained 25 lbs of lean mass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    My glutes are pretty big, do you think I can just put it all in one 10ml barrel and shoot one glute?
    I dunno, prob.

    But I have a bro at the gym, he wears I.V. bag of tren , halo suspension, adrol suspension, and crebido blend at .6ml per hour.



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    Quote Originally Posted by YashS View Post
    Greetings!

    looking to do a tren ace and test prop cycle as my first. I know tren for first is kinda looked down upon but I'm willing to take the plunge unless offered a better alternative minus the water retention as I'm looking for a lean shape and not the bulky.
    Stats: 6'1 at 78kgs (171 lbs)
    My cycle:
    Wk 1-8 : test 100mg eod + tren 75mg eod
    Wk 4-8 : hcg 500iu per week. (Required?)

    Pct :
    Week 1: 100mg Clomid / 20mg Nolva ED
    Week 2: 50mg Clomid / 20mg Nolva ED
    Week 3: 50mg Clomid / 20mg Nolva ED
    Week 4: 20mg Nolva ED

    Suggestions, advice and guidance!

    Thank you!
    they just keep on coming....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I dunno, prob.

    But I have a bro at the gym, he wears I.V. bag of tren , halo suspension, adrol suspension, and crebido blend at .6ml per hour.



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    Genius!
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    U need HGH bro, grey tops are best 1 Dolla per vial of salt
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    Quote Originally Posted by rnsplg View Post
    U need HGH bro, grey tops are best 1 Dolla per vial of salt
    I dont wanna go to hard on my first cycle so I am saving it for right after. I am considering slin too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    I dont wanna go to hard on my first cycle so I am saving it for right after. I am considering slin too.
    Well slin, you'll need a slow 24-48 hour type, basaglar is my recommendation, 25 iu first thing in,morning.

    Then a quick rapid form such as novalog, 5 iu with each meal, make sure you eat 300 g carbs with each meal.

    This is what my aunt does, she's a very slender type 1, she's 100 lbs, but her 3 lift totals are around 2457 lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Well slin, you'll need a slow 24-48 hour type, basaglar is my recommendation, 25 iu first thing in,morning.

    Then a quick rapid form such as novalog, 5 iu with each meal, make sure you eat 300 g carbs with each meal.

    This is what my aunt does, she's a very slender type 1, she's 100 lbs, but her 3 lift totals are around 2457 lbs

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    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowmere View Post
    This post is beautiful.

    But brah, you definitely want to add some Var to dat dere Tren. No need for a test base though, because something something water retention.
    Reading this, with what kronik quoted from another recent thread, is simply hilarious.

    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    they just keep on coming....

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    Just inject it up your butt hole. No need for needles but maybe a little motor oil for lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTahl View Post
    Just inject it up your butt hole. No need for needles but maybe a little motor oil for lube.
    I hear the absorption rate is much faster that way.

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    Just tren brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Just tren brah

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    He is 23 too.

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    New guy looking for instant gratification advice-oh-boy-its-foot-ass-time.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTahl View Post
    Just inject it up your butt hole. No need for needles but maybe a little motor oil for lube.
    well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?
    REF: http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...ml#post3780025

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    then there was the guy pinning hcg into his nut sack.... the 2 are probably related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    My glutes are pretty big

    Well, you can be quite the ass at times. Now and then I feel the need to point out the obvious......
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Well, you can be quite the ass at times. Now and then I feel the need to point out the obvious......
    I don't mind. I happen to like your one liners.

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    LMAO, I would have loved it if he would have posted a picture. I have seen some jacked up things working in the ER, self-castration and lots of stuff up the butt, but never anyone injecting into their scrotum.

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    These posts are popping up like wildfire. They come in waves usually but there has been a Tsunami lately. I am tired of telling 18-23 year olds there is no magic pill.
    They always come back at advice in a snarky or demeaning way. I will just bump this for a while so they can hopefully read it and understand how they are entering this forum.

    They always have that line "Any advice appreciated" and shun it.

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    Oh btw...
    If you are in your early twenties and have been training seriously for 8-10 years, as you claim... You won't be the kind of person looking for a shortcut, you won't weigh 150lb at 6', and you won't be shoving advice back in the faces of members that look like bigger versions of Greek Gods.

    If you are serious about this fucking lifestyle then make it a lifestyle and do it right like hollowedzeus. Don't short change yourself. Your goal is to step beyond your natural potential with AAS, not to disrupt your developing system and limit your growth potential with a shortcut.

    This is zeus's lifestyle for real and he has low test yet has made tremendous gains (gains better than most first time cycler's).

    Wake up kids! Know you don't remember life before cell phones and facebook but there is this thing called study and hard work. You won't get anywhere without it. Someone like zeus will be ten steps ahead because he isn't a pussy looking for the path of least resistance.

    From my brother:
    "You won't ever amount to anything more than average if you don't have something they don't. If you don't have the balls and the drive... Settle for less like the rest."
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