Do you guys know what this means?

**jake_dufner** · 12-12-2017, 09:02 PM

okay so the other day in class I was staring into space & i was staring at the trash can & the girl i liked was walking over & she was looking at me while i was staring into space. then later I was staring at the wall & when i look over she was Leaning her Head Against her Hand While looking at me & smiling. Then today In class i heard her saying ( i don't know why he looks at me)

**Obs** · 12-12-2017, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by jake_dufner

okay so the other day in class I was staring into space & i was staring at the trash can & the girl i liked was walking over & she was looking at me while i was staring into space. then later I was staring at the wall & when i look over she was Leaning her Head Against her Hand While looking at me & smiling. Then today In class i heard her saying ( i don't know why he looks at me)

It means you lost your chance and you shoulda quit staring with your mouth open and laid the wood to her.

No wonder the world is being dominated by feminism. Women have to make all the move because all the men are too chickenshit...

**Hoggage_54** · 12-12-2017, 09:26 PM

**diesel101** · 12-12-2017, 10:10 PM

I'm thinking it means your mojo is broke.

**ghettoboyd** · 12-13-2017, 03:20 AM

instead of looking away then next time you lock eyes maybe start with a slick opening line like : hi

**< <Samson> >** · 12-13-2017, 06:52 AM

People make things so much harder than they have to be.

Last girl I decided to talk to at a gym, just started stuttering when I started talking to her. . . . It goes both ways, guy's are just as unapproachable to girls as they are to guys.

You wanna to talk to one?! - Just talk. . . What's the worst that can happen - geez

**Capebuffalo** · 12-13-2017, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

People make things so much harder than they have to be.

Last girl I decided to talk to at a gym, just started stuttering when I started talking to her. . . . It goes both ways, guy's are just as unapproachable to girls as they are to guys.

You wanna to talk to one?! - Just talk. . . What's the worst that can happen - geez

Restraining order. Don’t ask how I know.

**kelkel** · 12-13-2017, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

You wanna to talk to one?! - Just talk. . . What's the worst that can happen - geez

Food stuck in teeth
Visible booger in nose
Spit when you talk
Spit on her when you talk
Fail to put together coherent sentence
Stare like psychopath
Stutter

And the list goes on....

**Mooseman33** · 12-13-2017, 08:56 AM

second that Cape.

Most likely will need to stay 500 ft away from her moving forward

**ghettoboyd** · 12-13-2017, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

second that Cape.

Most likely will need to stay 500 ft away from her moving forward

it dose seem that way doesn't it the way things are going with the me too movement people are just looking for a reason to press charges or whatever...I pity single people now maybe just saying hi with eye contact is sexual harassment idk anymore...it seems what was once considered flirting (which was a way of expressing interest once-apon-a-time) is now sexual assault for god sake its taken so over the top...

**Capebuffalo** · 12-13-2017, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

it dose seem that way doesn't it the way things are going with the me too movement people are just looking for a reason to press charges or whatever...I pity single people now maybe just saying hi with eye contact is sexual harassment idk anymore...it seems what was once considered flirting (which was a way of expressing interest once-apon-a-time) is now sexual assault for god sake its taken so over the top...

Did you know if you Press your penis against a girl without her permission it’s called sexual assault? I didn’t either. I do now but I was shocked to find out.

**RaginCajun** · 12-13-2017, 09:51 AM

It means she wants to do anal in front of her sorority sisters

**Capebuffalo** · 12-13-2017, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

It means she wants to do anal in front of her sorority sisters

I think he’s in middle school.

**David LoPan** · 12-13-2017, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Did you know if you Press your penis against a girl without her permission it’s called sexual assault? I didn’t either. I do now but I was shocked to find out.

Holy shit! I in trouble if that is true. Glad I have the ring doorbell, some guy has been trying to serve me with papers of some sort.

**calgarian** · 12-13-2017, 11:26 AM

When she stairs at you next time ,Ask her if you can lick her fart box

**Capebuffalo** · 12-13-2017, 01:14 PM

Where’d op go. He’s getting some great advise here.

**Mooseman33** · 12-13-2017, 02:22 PM

he is hanging out with the guy who was scared to bang the girl in the hotel.

**jake_dufner** · 12-13-2017, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

People make things so much harder than they have to be.

Last girl I decided to talk to at a gym, just started stuttering when I started talking to her. . . . It goes both ways, guy's are just as unapproachable to girls as they are to guys.

You wanna to talk to one?! - Just talk. . . What's the worst that can happen - geez

yeah but now i havent seen her in a while & idk when i went out with my friends im not sure if that was them or not but when i turn around i saw a guy looking at me but looked away so idk if that was her & boyfriend & i guess she was there & saw me & said something so maybe thats why he was looking at me. but idk i only saw a guy there & not her so i guess she hide behind him or something. soo im guessing she didnt want me to see her so maybe thats why she hide behind him.

**David LoPan** · 12-13-2017, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by jake_dufner

yeah but now i havent seen her in a while & idk when i went out with my friends im not sure if that was them or not but when i turn around i saw a guy looking at me but looked away so idk if that was her & boyfriend & i guess she was there & saw me & said something so maybe thats why he was looking at me. but idk i only saw a guy there & not her so i guess she hide behind him or something. soo im guessing she didnt want me to see her so maybe thats why she hide behind him.

Learn to BS. If her BF confronts you just say something like "I like what she was wearing (outfit, earrings,etc) and wanted to get it for my GF or Mom for Christmas" or jack with his head and say why is she looking at me at the gym all the time...its kind of creapy?! If he is a punk and you are young just say.....she looks like a girl I had a one night stand with.

**Obs** · 12-13-2017, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by jake_dufner

yeah but now i havent seen her in a while & idk when i went out with my friends im not sure if that was them or not but when i turn around i saw a guy looking at me but looked away so idk if that was her & boyfriend & i guess she was there & saw me & said something so maybe thats why he was looking at me. but idk i only saw a guy there & not her so i guess she hide behind him or something. soo im guessing she didnt want me to see her so maybe thats why she hide behind him.

How old is this girl? How old are you?

**David LoPan** · 12-13-2017, 08:55 PM

Back in Black and Muclestack, we see you lurking.....post

**Obs** · 12-13-2017, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by David LoPan

Learn to BS. If her BF confronts you just say something like "I like what she was wearing (outfit, earrings,etc) and wanted to get it for my GF or Mom for Christmas" or jack with his head and say why is she looking at me at the gym all the time...its kind of creapy?! If he is a punk and you are young just say.....she looks like a girl I had a one night stand with.

I already want to kick this boyfriends ass just for having the nerve to say something.

Op thats what this means. Catch the boyfriend alone out of sight in the bathroom and beat the piss out of him.
Then go to the girl and say, "Do you have a boyfriend that looks (description)?" If she says yeah then say, "He paid me $20 to break it off with you because he was too chickenshit to do it himself"

If she says "No thats my brother" then say "I just found him in the bathroom and someone beat the hell out of him".

Either way, you started a conversation with a girl.
Its something to think about when you are fapping. Which you will continue to do until you learn how to initiate conversation with a female.

**< <Samson> >** · 12-14-2017, 07:46 AM

Lmao

Good shit

It is kinda funny on how hard it is for new folk to talk/interact.

Ummmm Ummmmm Ummmmm

As I have gotten older & bigger/fit - I'll just talk to anyone - y the fuck not

"SOME" folk actually have something interesting to say

**RaginCajun** · 12-15-2017, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

Lmao

Good shit

It is kinda funny on how hard it is for new folk to talk/interact.

Ummmm Ummmmm Ummmmm

As I have gotten older & bigger/fit - I'll just talk to anyone - y the fuck not

"SOME" folk actually have something interesting to say

i will talk to anyone, doesn't matter

**Obs** · 12-15-2017, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

i will talk to anyone, doesn't matter

^^^ Ain't no shit!^^^ He even posted in one of my threads once!

**calgarian** · 12-19-2017, 12:07 PM

last time I was talking to a chick in Macdonalds (As u know I meet all the classy chicks in classy places) in the middle of conversation she jump on me and stick her tongue deep in my throat right after I said
"Hello I love how to suck ketchup off from the fries"

**calgarian** · 12-19-2017, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

It means she wants to do anal in front of her sorority sisters

someone said Anal???

**calgarian** · 12-19-2017, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

i will talk to anyone, doesn't matter

according to Smoothie you would talk during sex, she is liking the fact that i dont talk while banging her.

**diesel101** · 12-19-2017, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

i will talk to anyone, doesn't matter

I hear you on that I have never met a stranger I wouldn't talk to at least once.

I talked to stranger one time and I ended up getting married to her 3 years later.

**diesel101** · 12-19-2017, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

I already want to kick this boyfriends ass just for having the nerve to say something.

Op thats what this means. Catch the boyfriend alone out of sight in the bathroom and beat the piss out of him.
Then go to the girl and say, "Do you have a boyfriend that looks (description)?" If she says yeah then say, "He paid me $20 to break it off with you because he was too chickenshit to do it himself"

If she says "No thats my brother" then say "I just found him in the bathroom and someone beat the hell out of him".

Either way, you started a conversation with a girl.
Its something to think about when you are fapping. Which you will continue to do until you learn how to initiate conversation with a female.

LMAFO Best advice ever!

**David LoPan** · 12-19-2017, 04:31 PM

I got busted out by the fitness instructor during the boxing cardio class. She said to keep my eyes on the target so I was glued to her ass. Then she called me out and said the target your punching, not my ass. After class she gave me her card with her cell number hand written on the back and told me she is out of town until Jan 3 and "call me and lets have a coffee or something"