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Happy Easter and April fools' day. :)
You got me
I saw the title I said please be biz... Please be biz...Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
Fuck yeah it biz!
Fucking April fools
I'm going to post my photo copied one sided $100 bills to homless people reaction videos.
wanna talk about funny disappointment? hehe
Haha, that's funny right there!Quote:
Originally Posted by m.hornbuckle
Dude, you need to come hang out with me a bit, I'll get you laid!Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
It would be worth the flight cost...Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarzan
Especially in Georgia!
Shit, I’m driving down now!Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarzan
Come on guys, we'll have a big time!!!
Wife wouldn't be happy though...lol
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Hanging out at the lake
Sorry obs, next time it will be for realQuote:
Originally Posted by Obs
Cool. Your or my place?Quote:
Originally Posted by guitarzan
I’d say get a prostitute. The well do to kind, not the trafficking victim or junkie kind.
It’s not gonna be that fulfilling no,
but it might get your mojo back and you’ll just get into it.
If you think it’s that bad just think about it this way;
If you were paid 200Euro to fuck some grandmother that wasn’t particularly attractive but not particularly ugly either, wouldn’t you do it, and if you did, would you say you’d be traumatized or anything from that?
No way.
Not that it is that important,
but I think such shit can make you insecure and when you meet a woman you actually like, your worst enemy is insecurity.
So look at like an investment in future relationships.
In essence, in your case, it wouldn’t be fucking a prostitute for your own enjoyment, it would actually be a selfless act of love towards women everywhere and in particular the woman you eventually end up with.
So, the moral thing to do here is to do it. And enough times to make sure.
What? It’s expensive?
Fuck that, you’re going to the cinema alone now anyway so you must have some money to spend on that. Don’t be cheap on your own happiness, or future happiness.
Happy Easter!
And remember, What Would Jesus Do/WWJD?
Well, we know Magdalena didn’t have the best reputation, and she wasn’t the only one in his circle, so yes, he would most definitely do it!
Oh well I've even thought of turning myself into a toyboy for old women since I only get appreciation from peri or post menopausal ones... I wouldn't mind it in the least I consider it a concrete possibility to make some experience and round up salary.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocToxin8
But a prostitute... I only see that making me more of a womanizer than anything, it would only enforce my present-day indifference/coldness towards women.
Seriously, this thread was only intended as a prank, I don't mind being a virgin (actually I don't really believe there's such a thing as male virginity) I've just accepted it, I got more serious issues to care about atm and frankly I don't see myself in a relationship at any point in my life, I'm only happy on my own ;)
Anyplace!
Relationship? We talking bout getting laid, not prison, I mean marriage
Lol! Great thread
Hey Biz! How ya doing?
Im with Doc, get a profissional and get it over with, its really not a big deal...
Usual up and lows but on average I'm doing fine, thanks. Where have you been, and how is the wife lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr.BB
It's OK guise I'll get it done paid or not, one day that is lol
until then, I'll be happy to have "virgin of the forum" as subtitle. Call it a motivational.
Working, travelling, etc. Wife is great thanks, btw I wouldnt give the "professional" advice if you were engaged, dating or anything in the middle. Only for singles.Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
Did you write that just in case she reads your posts... I wouldn't stay virgin if I were anything other than single, but again, I don't want anything other than single status.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.BB
No lol, just the way I think. Plenty more in a relationship than sex, some good, some bad hehehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
said this before, go to Thailand... next time Im going you're coming along, you need it :D
HE does!Quote:
Originally Posted by cousinmuscles
And he doesn’t realize it.
No Biz, your coldness towards women is understandable when you have no connection with them, or have no history of such.
A professional would take good care of you, serve your needs and either you’ll just stay the same or you’ll appreciate them more, the latter being much more likely.
You know, with a professional you should just be totally honest, state your case, and most likely that will serve you really well in this case.
Just try it man, whatever you think or excuses you have not to.
It’s no big deal to just try it, right?
The worst thing that can happen is that you chose the utterly wrong person and will just leave, maybe having lost some cash, but who cares about that in the grand scheme of things?
You owe it to yourself to try this.
If someone told me I would be on some forum a few years from now trying to convince an anonymous guy to have sex I would call BS but here we are!
I totally agree. Go get laid!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DocToxin8
Hahaha Tarmyg, it’s kinda surreal, I give you that! How’s it going btw? All good I hope?Quote:
Originally Posted by tarmyg
And you do agree with me, right?
He owes it to himself to just do this!
I can’t see even one argument against, but maybe I’m overlooking something.
Never been with a prostitute myself, or wait, that’s not totally true, I’ve just never paid (didn’t know she was either, or more correct, had been, and would be again later), but I don’t see the big issue. I wouldn’t think it’s as enjoyable
, but it’s nothing wrong with it.
And i might very well do it myself one day, right now I only got access to one woman that I don’t really want that much so I might just take my own advice here. Hehe!
(But I’m probably to cheap to do it, but I definitely would if I had gone without for some months)
What if I were a virgin gal, what would you advise instead?
Exactly the same advice, just no need to pay for.Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
Then you probably wouldn’t need pay for it, but actually, if there was a male prostitute available I’d say go with that. And tell him that she was a virgin. That way, if he’s any good at what’s he’s doing, it should guarantee a nice time.Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
Believe, I know a 35 year old woman who I very much suspect is a virgin.
She ended up in bed with a friend of mine, but wouldn’t go through with it.
Which just goes to show how uptight and damaged she was.
Don’t get me wrong, changing ones mind is allowed, but he was a handsome man (he’s dead now; RIP brother, you were awesome, and it’s so fucking typical you died before getting to 40, cause the best ones often go first),
and he would have been a godsend to her if she would have been just a tiny bit normal.
They had flirted all day and night after all, but no, her Christian values (which is just an excuse at this point) and whatever made her cross her legs.
Now she looks ten years older than she is, she has a very bad vibe about her, she seems so uptight it’s just ahhh.
And she’s Irish. This was in Ireland btw. She’s the sister of a friends GF that lives there (I mean both my friend, which is Norwegian, and his GF, which is Irish live there),
and thus I meet her if I visit them.
And she just seems like her vagina has become caustic and started to rot her from within really.
So I doubt she will get a good mange she will probably at some point find some extremely Christian bad looking dude and marry straight away, probably meeting him at some church event or something, and I suspect they won’t really have a sex life.
She’s about to be to old to get children, so maybe she’ll try that, but sad to say, I really hope she doesn’t get children, unless she change drastically.
So it’s actually possible she’ll never ever get a man.
And yeah, she’s bitter. I noticed that within 5min of meeting her.
I’m not against Christians Per se, but in history the church has had a very unhealthy look on sex. And this woman use her faith to excuse what she’s really just bitter and rotting from the inside about.
Let that be a warning to you all;
if you have a daughter or sister, it’s natural to protect them, but this is what happens if they are brought up with shame and shit. (Not that her upbringing can account for all this, her other sisters are nice and definitely not virgins)
Seriously Biz, if you were my sister
(I got two younger than me)
I’d advice to get laid.
They both have at this point. I’m happy they waited long though cause their first time was (according to them) great. Which isn’t that usual for women. By waiting long I mean they were 20.
And like one of them said to me;
“Yeah it was nice, I just felt very clumsy and didn’t know what I was doing.”
No one does I said, and it’s important to laugh in bed.
Had they been mistreated however, that would have been a mistake for the dude in question.
The youngest just introduced me to her boyfriend not that long ago.
Kinda funny, she told me afterwards he was like “I don’t want to get in trouble with your brother, I’ll be good!”
(It was a joke though)
Lolol hes obviously terrified of youQuote:
Originally Posted by DocToxin8
Nah, I was nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by hollowedzeus
But it was kinda the stereotype of a big bad brother or father.
He seemed like a nice guy though,
Kind of a nerd, which is fine, my youngest sister has been a little sheltered and needs, what’s the word, a gentle transition towards reality?
Anyway, she’s studying robotics and nano tech now, and that’s where she met him. I’m pleased.
Was a bit afraid some years ago when she was about to meet some douche in London. I mean full on douche, and a Muslim. His FB page was him in the army with lots of guns and shit.
I sent him a message that I would send him to his maker if anything happened, but managed to keep my sister from going. She had just met him at a mall or something, and talked with him for hours and then kept contact over the net.
She is so totally naive, “he’s such a nice guy” she said.
Fuuuuuck!!! He was like 5 years older than her (she was 18 then, and very young for her age, he was 22-23), and just seemed like a mix of creep, pathetic, douche, trying to look badass when he ain’t... and a follower of Allah. If my sisters are to date any Muslim he has to go through a hell of an interview with me first, I wanna hear him say that the verse in the Quran regarding when to hit your wife is not just something he wouldnt follow, I want to hear him say that this passage (and other shit like it) should be deleted from the Quran.
But I wouldn’t have let her meet that guy if was atheist, Christian or whatever. It was just the dot over the i so to speak.
Interesting...Quote:
Originally Posted by DocToxin8
My youngest sister is destined to meet a loser because of the crowd she hangs with.
Oldest sister met an IT ten years older than her. She is happy but the guy was raised by Jehovah's witnesses and I would like to slap the fuck out of the self righteous squirrel boys.
I do not wish anyone in my family to marry outside their race. It is not a racist thing.
We are different races and have our special traits. I believe in keeping those pure.
All men are created equal, but we are all different and to deny either causes a whole lot of war and shit we don't need. Honestly look at the beautiful women in each race and the traits that make them unique imagine suddenly those traits being gone... Wiped off the earth...
I mean really a black girls ass... One of a kind!
An Asian girls eyes and tight.... Yeah!
An Irish or Russian girls crazy fuck brain... No better in bed!
A true natural blonde...
I don't know where I was going with this but now I have an erection and want to knock all these girls up.
Its ok for me to marry outside my race but sick for the rest of you twats to do it.
How the fuck did I get here.
The minds a terrible thing.
Awesome story Doc.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocToxin8
It's OK guise I'll get laid professional or not, I promise. One day, that is...
*LOL*..
I'm mainly a luker here.. But love to read what biz has to say..
I never realized this about him though..
Sometimes I feel like sex is truly my greatest reason for living..
Biz is a solid guy and a real individual, not a follower or yes man.Quote:
Originally Posted by macmathews
He needs a chick bad.
I would say what is your address (pictures would be required first of course).Quote:
Originally Posted by bizzarro
If I had to do it all over again and I was a V I would go to Thailand to break things in because it would be a non stop party every day 10x a day until I was hospitalized from dehydration. OK fine I did it in my 40s also. :p