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  1. 04-27-2018, 03:51 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    Well I might hit the local beaches myself too, haven't been in 13 years.
    Shave your legs first!


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Shave your legs first!


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    That was an old pic started shaving right after that. In fact I shaved 90% of body hair the day other. Just left that bit where is needed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    That was an old pic started shaving right after that. In fact I shaved 90% of body hair the day other. Just left that bit where is needed.
    I don’t even have that anymore. Makes things look smaller. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    I don’t even have that anymore. Makes things look smaller. LOL


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    I tried full shaved look but didn't like it. I trim it to about 1/5''. I don't have size issues btw
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    Holy hell, we at a wild wings at the at the outdoor mall. Girls everywhere with short shorts , I'm bout to lose my fucking mind! I guess I need to increase masterbation/sex to six times a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Holy hell, we at a wild wings at the at the outdoor mall. Girls everywhere with short shorts , I'm bout to lose my fucking mind! I guess I need to increase masterbation/sex to six times a day
    Sounds like you do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaginCajun View Post
    Sounds like you do!
    Bout 4 times
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Bout 4 times
    Buddy.... I am being tested this week by my paint by number fantasy while I trim her trees for her waaaaay too friendly, short wide, yoga pants wearing, ass.

    It fuckin stoopid! I dont want to be near her!

    OMFG ! FAT GIRL RUNNING AT DRIVE IN !

    Nvm... I wont be able to get an erection for two weeks now.
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    "Excuse me Mr. Muscles! I gotta go get my extremely adorable cheap sunglasses because I just got out of the shower, because I knew our appointment was noon!"

    "Is it that limb up there? (Turns crossing legs and sticking ass out) oh yeeeeaaahhh that one for sure..."

    I will fuck everyones life up lady! Stay away from me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    "Excuse me Mr. Muscles! I gotta go get my extremely adorable cheap sunglasses because I just got out of the shower, because I knew our appointment was noon!"

    "Is it that limb up there? (Turns crossing legs and sticking ass out) oh yeeeeaaahhh that one for sure..."

    I will fuck everyones life up lady! Stay away from me!
    Big girls need loving too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Big girls need loving too!
    She is like 90lb
    @ 5'1"

    Petite and I cant describe the ass I am too dumb.
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    Oh shit, I'd be in trouble!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    She is like 90lb
    @ 5'1"

    Petite and I cant describe the ass I am too dumb.
    Obs trash talks to 300 lb guys but is intimidated by a 90 lb petite female. LOL


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    I can describe her ass!
    Mine is wider, but it is wide for her body, and round AF but not so tall, just out there. The kind of waist my xxl hands would fit around...

    Now I have an erection tarzan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Obs trash talks to 300 lb guys but is intimidated by a 90 lb petite female. LOL


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    As soon as I become sexually attracted to ifbb guys and the like I will be meek as a mouse on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Oh shit, I'd be in trouble!
    I fucking love short girls.
    Never was into tall at all.
    5'9" is my cut off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I fucking love short girls.
    Never was into tall at all.
    5'9" is my cut off.
    Same here brother. Not that I won't do a tall girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Same here brother. Not that I won't do a tall girl!
    My wife is 4’5” . LOL


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    Pressure washed and sealed the patio. Whew!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Pressure washed and sealed the patio. Whew!
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    It looks like a concert hall!


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    My wife is 4’5” . LOL


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    Thats just hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    It looks like a concert hall!


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    It kinda is, look at all the speakers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I become sexually attracted to ifbb guys and the like I will be meek as a mouse on here.
    I knew it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    It kinda is, look at all the speakers!
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    I see 4 moonshine jugs on the table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    It kinda is, look at all the speakers!
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    Holy shit. Cool. You ought to invite Lynyrd Skynyrd to your place for their farewell tour!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I see 4 moonshine jugs on the table.
    Just one...lol
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    These squirrels are batshit man.
    This was the shittiest decision I have made in quite some time. They are jumping across the room and sliding off the countertops. They run up the damn curtains and shit behind the couch. We clean it 2-3 times per day...

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    They have no worries so they spend their time fighting and flying around the house bouncing off things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    These squirrels are batshit man.
    This was the shittiest decision I have made in quite some time. They are jumping across the room and sliding off the countertops. They run up the damn curtains and shit behind the couch. We clean it 2-3 times per day...

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    They have no worries so they spend their time fighting and flying around the house bouncing off things.
    I was wondering how long it would take. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    I was wondering how long it would take. LOL


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    Look at this fucker...
    He has the blind strings in his hands chewing on the knob whie perched at the top...Attachment 172602
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Look at this fucker...
    He has the blind strings in his hands chewing on the knob whie perched at the top...Attachment 172602
    LMAO. They are like a bunch of little Obs around the house!


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    Click image for larger version.  Name: IMG_2544.JPG  Views: 88  Size: 1.01 MB  ID: 172603

    Found this pic from looooong ago, probably late 90's. Probably at Panama City beach, fun fun fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
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    Found this pic from looooong ago, probably late 90's. Probably at Panama City beach, fun fun fun!
    Related to the Clampits? You sort of look like Jethro. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    LMAO. They are like a bunch of little Obs around the house!


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    Hey Obs. I had the problem with the photos going sideways. To eliminate it, edit the photo and rotate it, save it, and rotate it back to normal, save it and it won’t rotate when you attach it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Hey Obs. I had the problem with the photos going sideways. To eliminate it, edit the photo and rotate it, save it, and rotate it back to normal, save it and it won’t rotate when you attach it.


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    Will try it
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    This is bullshit i quit.

    LOOK AT ME NOW MOTHERFUGGERS !
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Related to the Clampits? You sort of look like Jethro. LOL


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    Haha, probably
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    Typical conversation with the wife. I erased a pic I sent her back showing the emojis she sent me didn't show up, so it would all fit

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Typical conversation with the wife. I erased a pic I sent her back showing the emojis she sent me didn't show up, so it would all fit

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    Lmao thats great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Look at this fucker...
    He has the blind strings in his hands chewing on the knob whie perched at the top...Attachment 172602
    No good dead goes unpunished.
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    Rebuilding a roller mill. My guys are kick ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    It kinda is, look at all the speakers!
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    Boston acoustics?
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