Pre employment drug test!

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04-17-2018, 06:43 PM
Mr.Waffles

Pre employment drug test!

So I quit smoking 6 weeks ago this Thursday. I have to take a pre employment test before Saturday. ? I took 2 at home tests ,1 midday and it was a very dark passing line. I took one this morning first pee minus my nightly pees lol. The line was there but not as dark as previous . Curious on your guys thoughts ? Maybe I should use someone else's urine?. I drink alot of water 1- 1.5 gallons daily sit In the sauna regularly and lift pretty much daily 3 days a week cardio. I have also been drinking a shot or 2 aday of apple cider vinegar.
04-17-2018, 07:21 PM
Couchlockd

you cannot flush your systen out.

your going to metabolize drug metabolites daily.

only thing you can do is dilute your urine by drinking massive amointvof water prior to test (1 hour or so before) and let your bladder hold that which will dilute the urine

or buy synthetic urine and use that
04-17-2018, 07:28 PM
Mr.Waffles

I plan on drinking alot water the day of and taking it in the afternoon . Eeek , I don't like not knowing.
04-17-2018, 07:41 PM
Couchlockd

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Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

I plan on drinking alot water the day of and taking it in the afternoon . Eeek , I don't like not knowing.

what are you trying to mask? thc, Cain, opiate, benzo?
04-17-2018, 09:56 PM
guitarzan

Doesn't matter how faint or dark the line is, as long as it's there
04-17-2018, 11:22 PM
Mr.Waffles

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Originally Posted by m.hornbuckle

what are you trying to mask? thc, Cain, opiate, benzo?

Thc .,
04-18-2018, 02:43 AM
ghettoboyd

if you haven't touched the stuff in 6 weeks you will be fine...thc usually takes about 30 days or so to clear imho and experience...if you are lean that also helps because the thc is stored in fat cells...when you give the sample, pee into the toilet for a few seconds so you don't collect the first bit take the sample mid-piss so to speak there will be less chance of metabolites...good luck buddy you will be fine I'm sure...
04-18-2018, 10:07 AM
RaginCajun

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Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

So I quit smoking 6 weeks ago this Thursday. I have to take a pre employment test before Saturday. ? I took 2 at home tests ,1 midday and it was a very dark passing line. I took one this morning first pee minus my nightly pees lol. The line was there but not as dark as previous . Curious on your guys thoughts ? Maybe I should use someone else's urine?. I drink alot of water 1- 1.5 gallons daily sit In the sauna regularly and lift pretty much daily 3 days a week cardio. I have also been drinking a shot or 2 aday of apple cider vinegar.

Pregnant?
04-18-2018, 10:08 AM
Mr.Waffles

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Originally Posted by RaginCajun

Pregnant?

Yes , yes I am .!

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04-18-2018, 10:23 AM
Couchlockd

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Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

Thc .,

water will pass you

take your morning piss.

then take a vitamin b complex. and start the water. you want about a gallon in you quick. when taking test give midstream urine.

you can use bathroom before test, but replace what you eliminate. you want am extremely diluted bladder.

I've passed many many test like this. otc bullshit DOES NOT WORK
04-18-2018, 10:31 AM
Mr.Waffles

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Originally Posted by m.hornbuckle

water will pass you

take your morning piss.

then take a vitamin b complex. and start the water. you want about a gallon in you quick. when taking test give midstream urine.

you can use bathroom before test, but replace what you eliminate. you want am extremely diluted bladder.

I've passed many many test like this. otc bullshit DOES NOT WORK

Will do , I'm going Friday to give it acouple more days to maybe work it's way out . 6 weeks is a while . I think I'm good but I want to make sure I pass . The last week I smoked wasnt a whole lot. But didn't note it 6 weeks until I was completely done .
04-18-2018, 10:38 AM
Mr.Waffles

Pretty sure the test is 50 ng/ ml .
04-18-2018, 10:43 AM
RaginCajun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

Yes , yes I am .!

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Woo hoo!

Congrats
04-18-2018, 10:45 AM
Mr.Waffles

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaginCajun

Woo hoo!

Congrats

Thank you!! I will give you my pay pal if you want to send some $$ for the baby . I'm sure it will appreciate it ��
04-18-2018, 11:12 AM
Couchlockd

yrs litmus 7-12 panel,instant tests are 50ng cut off.

I didn't catch that you've abstained 6 weeks.

I would do water just to be safe, more fat you burn the dirtier your urine will be.

probably don't gotta do the whole gallon.just keep full of water and mid stream urine as I and ghetto said
04-18-2018, 12:50 PM
Mooseman33

what the hell am i missing?

He took 2 tests and passed them both. Im not a doctor but think you are good my man.

now lift up ur skirt, grab your balls and go pass this fvcking test.

good luck buddy, let us know how it goes.
04-18-2018, 12:51 PM
Mr.Waffles

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Originally Posted by Mooseman33

what the hell am i missing?

He took 2 tests and passed them both. Im not a doctor but think you are good my man.

now lift up ur skirt, grab your balls and go pass this fvcking test.

good luck buddy, let us know how it goes.

Home tests vs a standard lab test . I'm pretty sure your right man . But I really want this job and don't want to fuck it up .
04-18-2018, 12:54 PM
Couchlockd

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Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

Home tests vs a standard lab test . I'm pretty sure your right man . But I really want this job and don't want to fuck it up .

try home test, its the same one they are going to give. a litmus paper instant 12,panel.
04-18-2018, 01:47 PM
Marc6667

When I worked at the port of Houston, lots of the guys would use filled condoms with a small pin to poke it.
04-18-2018, 01:53 PM
Mr.Waffles

Well , I just went and taken it . I'll let you know the results.
04-24-2018, 01:51 PM
calgarian

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Originally Posted by RaginCajun

Woo hoo!

Congrats

i am assuming ur the father here as well? :rolleyes:
04-24-2018, 03:39 PM
Mr.Waffles

Quote:

Originally Posted by calgarian

i am assuming ur the father here as well? :rolleyes:

Ya
, I'm assuming I passed . I started the job Monday .

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04-24-2018, 04:09 PM
Mr.Waffles

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Originally Posted by calgarian

i am assuming ur the father here as well? :rolleyes:

Ya
, I'm assuming I passed . I started the job Monday .

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04-25-2018, 09:18 AM
RaginCajun

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Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

Ya
, I'm assuming I passed . I started the job Monday .

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nice!
04-25-2018, 09:25 AM
Couchlockd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

Ya
, I'm assuming I passed . I started the job Monday .

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did you do the gallon of water? or just confident in 6 weeks abstained?
04-25-2018, 10:01 AM
Mr.Waffles

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Originally Posted by m.hornbuckle

did you do the gallon of water? or just confident in 6 weeks abstained?

Not sure of the amount , but it was alot of water and a Powerade before . I took it at 3 p.m. and pissed alot out first then into the cup .

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04-25-2018, 10:16 AM
Couchlockd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Waffles

Not sure of the amount , but it was alot of water and a Powerade before . I took it at 3 p.m. and pissed alot out first then into the cup .

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yep. I'm glad it worked.

I got one soon too I use the "spectrum labs qwik fix synthetic urine"

I'm too Saturated to even begin to try and dilute my bladder. I think,if I actually poured half a gallon directly into bladder I'd still be way above 50ng

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