My favorite book has arrived

[tarmyg]

It's finally here:

[tarmyg]

"As a long-time OMG sufferer from New York whose only available reading time is on a subway ride to work, I was hoping to find an eBook version of this to be able to peruse it conveniently and discreetly. My condition is enough of a distraction and inconvenience for fellow riders, even without such a book in hand. Whereas before, the younger women would sometimes sneak an instagram picture of my crotch area, my holding the HUGE PENIS book emboldens them to take a wide shot including the book, use flash, and even include their face with a mock horror expression - all of which, frankly, is crossing the line.

A wise metaphor "don't judge the book by its cover" could not be more wrong in the case of this book. The loud design and cheap humor of this book's cover represent its content perfectly. It does not address even the most basic issues of OMG. While men with OMG share with beautiful women the shallow attraction of the opposite sex, at least beautiful women can get PhD degrees and be deservingly respected as smart. By contrast, a ginormous penis traps 20% of your blood by volume when erect, so how do you combat stereotypes where it is a hydraulic reality that your IQ drops 80 points every time you get a boner? Don't waste your time looking for an answer in this book, even in-between erections."

[kelkel]