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    A question for the ladies

    Would it be inappropriate to to tell a girl you think about her when you masterbate? Not that it matters, because I'm married, but I've always wondered. Does it it depend on the guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Would it be inappropriate to to tell a girl you think about her when you masterbate? Not that it matters, because I'm married, but I've always wondered. Does it it depend on the guy?
    It would depend on the context, but in general pretty creepy. It wouldn't impress me or turn me on in any way

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    It would depend on the context, but in general pretty creepy. It wouldn't impress me or turn me on in any way
    Even if it was someone you had the hots for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Would it be inappropriate to to tell a girl you think about her when you masterbate? Not that it matters, because I'm married, but I've always wondered. Does it it depend on the guy?
    Yeah it does depend on the guy....especially if hes married.

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    I vote for creeper(in most "normal" conversations)

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Would it be inappropriate to to tell a girl you think about her when you masterbate? Not that it matters, because I'm married, but I've always wondered. Does it it depend on the guy?
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    ^^^this
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Even if it was someone you had the hots for?
    Yeah, no. Trying to think of a context where it would work... can't imagine that line working on me in any context, but with say a sex partner who is out of town- he says something like that it would be neutral. It wouldn't be creepy but it wouldn't be hot

    Is that something guys like to hear from women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Yeah, no. Trying to think of a context where it would work... can't imagine that line working on me in any context, but with say a sex partner who is out of town- he says something like that it would be neutral. It wouldn't be creepy but it wouldn't be hot

    Is that something guys like to hear from women?
    I had a couple different women tell me this and I called bullshit immediately.
    I liked the thought though.
    It was the sweetest thing anyone ever told me, both times, even though it was a lie.

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    Ok, so maybe the girl has to be a freak? Surely there's some girls out there that would get off knowing guys are jerking off thinking bout them?

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    And yes, it would turn me on if a girl told me that. If she was hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Is that something guys like to hear from women?
    It occurred to me once, I appreciated it.

    Also from men, wasn't sure how to feel lol.
    Last edited by hammerheart; 08-18-2018 at 08:44 PM.
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    That could be one of the most disturbing and creepy things you could ask a woman.
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    I'd imagine most women may think an ether rag is next from the guy telling them this. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I'd imagine most women may think an ether rag is next from the guy telling them this. Lol
    Excuse me miss. Does this rag smell like chloroform ?

    Works 10 out of 10 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Would it be inappropriate to to tell a girl you think about her when you masterbate? Not that it matters, because I'm married, but I've always wondered. Does it it depend on the guy?
    Definitely not, anything goes when you are married. Unless your wife has a problem with you saying that to strangers. Then you have to stop. But only then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    It would depend on the context, but in general pretty creepy. It wouldn't impress me or turn me on in any way
    Guys want to think that because if a woman said it to me it would 100% turn me on. Unless she was just that ugly. But then my ego would still be through the roof.
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    If a woman told me that regardless of how she looked I would say "how much would you pay for the real thing baby?"

    And I ain't going to be a dick charge some kind of outrageous price just give me a couple $1.50 off a pack Marlboro coupons, or some Dairy Queen vouchers, and it's a fucking date
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    If a woman told me that regardless of how she looked I would say "how much would you pay for the real thing baby?"

    And I ain't going to be a dick charge some kind of outrageous price just give me a couple $1.50 off a pack Marlboro coupons, or some Dairy Queen vouchers, and it's a fucking date
    A mans gotta eat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    If a woman told me that regardless of how she looked I would say "how much would you pay for the real thing baby?"

    And I ain't going to be a dick charge some kind of outrageous price just give me a couple $1.50 off a pack Marlboro coupons, or some Dairy Queen vouchers, and it's a fucking date
    Classy! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammerheart View Post
    It occurred to me once, I appreciated it.

    Also from men, wasn't sure how to feel lol.
    Also received from a guy. Take that how you will

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Classy! lol
    I aim to try to please

    What thru don't know is this, the DQ vouchers will be used for the "ice cream date" like "ma'am would you like to have done ice cream with me?"

    And I'll share the ciggs for after sex, so really they are just paying for supplies.
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    My Ex used to get off on that.

    A chick used to tell me she would be thinking of me when her guy was fucking her. does that class as masturbation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SocioMachiavelli View Post
    My Ex used to get off on that.

    A chick used to tell me she would be thinking of me when her guy was fucking her. does that class as masturbation?
    Depends on where your hands were after she told you

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammerheart View Post
    it occurred to me once, i appreciated it.

    Also from men, wasn't sure how to feel lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    also received from a guy. Take that how you will

    don't flatter yourselves, i was kidding

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    This is the official "ask the ladies" thread now.


    Dear ladies, is it creepy if a guy tells you he wants to pee in your butt?

    You kinda know this guy...
    He took you to dinner a couple times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    This is the official "ask the ladies" thread now.


    Dear ladies, is it creepy if a guy tells you he wants to pee in your butt?

    You kinda know this guy...
    He took you to dinner a couple times.
    If I had a nickle...
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    LOL at thread.
    I quit talking to women though,much less about sex.
    Gonna die a lonely lonely man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellshii View Post
    LOL at thread.
    I quit talking to women though,much less about sex.
    Gonna die a lonely lonely man.
    Hopefully you have some buddies, family, or pets to keep you company. Loneliness is the worst

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    This is the official "ask the ladies" thread now.


    Dear ladies, is it creepy if a guy tells you he wants to pee in your butt?

    You kinda know this guy...
    He took you to dinner a couple times.
    True story, but not mine. A former teammate of mine was into all kinds of wild stuff and happy to talk about it. I was driving a few of us to an away game when the conversation turned to anal sex. This was years ago, It was my first such conversation, and the most uncomfortable. I was thankful I was driving and didn't have to make eye contact or talk much.
    Oh, how things have changed!
    Anyway, back to the story...
    So this lady explained her guy would pee in her butt as a way to pass drugs. I guess she would get high from the drugs in his urine. A drug/urine enema. She went on in detail how it takes quite a bit of skill for a guy to be hard enough to penetrate but relaxed enough to urinate.
    Tweakers! Amirite! Lol
    In retrospect, that was a great conversation in that I was so close to my teammates they had no problem sharing the most intimate details.
    There was no judgement. No slut shaming. No gossiping. Really cool chicks. Man, I love team sports. Miss the camaraderie.
    Now I like to think I'm open, down to earth, medical/scientific (almost nerdy), non-judgmental, and tolerant about sex stuff.

    Another one of my teammates in the car that day dated cops. They were all into dominance stuff and anal. Not surprised.
    Cops! Amirite!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    True story, but not mine. A former teammate of mine was into all kinds of wild stuff and happy to talk about it. I was driving a few of us to an away game when the conversation turned to anal sex. This was years ago, It was my first such conversation, and the most uncomfortable. I was thankful I was driving and didn't have to make eye contact or talk much.
    Oh, how things have changed!
    Anyway, back to the story...
    So this lady explained her guy would pee in her butt as a way to pass drugs. I guess she would get high from the drugs in his urine. A drug/urine enema. She went on in detail how it takes quite a bit of skill for a guy to be hard enough to penetrate but relaxed enough to urinate.
    Tweakers! Amirite! Lol
    In retrospect, that was a great conversation in that I was so close to my teammates they had no problem sharing the most intimate details.
    There was no judgement. No slut shaming. No gossiping. Really cool chicks. Man, I love team sports. Miss the camaraderie.
    Now I like to think I'm open, down to earth, medical/scientific (almost nerdy), non-judgmental, and tolerant about sex stuff.

    Another one of my teammates in the car that day dated cops. They were all into dominance stuff and anal. Not surprised.
    Cops! Amirite!
    I don’t know how that would work. The urine would already be filtered through the liver. Otherwise when I had a problem with drugs I’d have just drank my own pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    True story, but not mine. A former teammate of mine was into all kinds of wild stuff and happy to talk about it. I was driving a few of us to an away game when the conversation turned to anal sex. This was years ago, It was my first such conversation, and the most uncomfortable. I was thankful I was driving and didn't have to make eye contact or talk much.
    Oh, how things have changed!
    Anyway, back to the story...
    So this lady explained her guy would pee in her butt as a way to pass drugs. I guess she would get high from the drugs in his urine. A drug/urine enema. She went on in detail how it takes quite a bit of skill for a guy to be hard enough to penetrate but relaxed enough to urinate.
    Tweakers! Amirite! Lol
    In retrospect, that was a great conversation in that I was so close to my teammates they had no problem sharing the most intimate details.
    There was no judgement. No slut shaming. No gossiping. Really cool chicks. Man, I love team sports. Miss the camaraderie.
    Now I like to think I'm open, down to earth, medical/scientific (almost nerdy), non-judgmental, and tolerant about sex stuff.

    Another one of my teammates in the car that day dated cops. They were all into dominance stuff and anal. Not surprised.
    Cops! Amirite!
    Iam gonna try this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Iam gonna try this!
    More power to you. No way I’m letting some dude piss up my ass. Unless it was you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    More power to you. No way I’m letting some dude piss up my ass. Unless it was you.
    Lmfao I never see the twist until its too late
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    True story, but not mine. A former teammate of mine was into all kinds of wild stuff and happy to talk about it. I was driving a few of us to an away game when the conversation turned to anal sex. This was years ago, It was my first such conversation, and the most uncomfortable. I was thankful I was driving and didn't have to make eye contact or talk much.
    Oh, how things have changed!
    Anyway, back to the story...
    So this lady explained her guy would pee in her butt as a way to pass drugs. I guess she would get high from the drugs in his urine. A drug/urine enema. She went on in detail how it takes quite a bit of skill for a guy to be hard enough to penetrate but relaxed enough to urinate.
    Tweakers! Amirite! Lol
    In retrospect, that was a great conversation in that I was so close to my teammates they had no problem sharing the most intimate details.
    There was no judgement. No slut shaming. No gossiping. Really cool chicks. Man, I love team sports. Miss the camaraderie.
    Now I like to think I'm open, down to earth, medical/scientific (almost nerdy), non-judgmental, and tolerant about sex stuff.

    Another one of my teammates in the car that day dated cops. They were all into dominance stuff and anal. Not surprised.
    Cops! Amirite!
    Going to hope the person already had an enema or it's going to get messy AF! Perhaps one of the more disgusting things I have seen thus far except for two girls and a cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    True story, but not mine. A former teammate of mine was into all kinds of wild stuff and happy to talk about it. I was driving a few of us to an away game when the conversation turned to anal sex. This was years ago, It was my first such conversation, and the most uncomfortable. I was thankful I was driving and didn't have to make eye contact or talk much.
    Oh, how things have changed!
    Anyway, back to the story...
    So this lady explained her guy would pee in her butt as a way to pass drugs. I guess she would get high from the drugs in his urine. A drug/urine enema. She went on in detail how it takes quite a bit of skill for a guy to be hard enough to penetrate but relaxed enough to urinate.
    Tweakers! Amirite! Lol
    In retrospect, that was a great conversation in that I was so close to my teammates they had no problem sharing the most intimate details.
    There was no judgement. No slut shaming. No gossiping. Really cool chicks. Man, I love team sports. Miss the camaraderie.
    Now I like to think I'm open, down to earth, medical/scientific (almost nerdy), non-judgmental, and tolerant about sex stuff.

    Another one of my teammates in the car that day dated cops. They were all into dominance stuff and anal. Not surprised.
    Cops! Amirite!
    I know ECA is cheap but I think there may be some recycling possibilities here.
    I have begun storing it for a later date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    This is the official "ask the ladies" thread now.


    Dear ladies, is it creepy if a guy tells you he wants to pee in your butt?

    You kinda know this guy...
    He took you to dinner a couple times.
    Id pass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    Going to hope the person already had an enema or it's going to get messy AF! Perhaps one of the more disgusting things I have seen thus far except for two girls and a cup.
    Google "Buck Angel Aubrey Kate and chanel santini.

    Then re-evaluat what's fucked up

    ts_aubrey_kate_and_chanel_santini_and_buck_angel_i nsane_threesome

    Carefull if you click link. You can not unwatch it, and fair warning ITS PORN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Would it be inappropriate to to tell a girl you think about her when you masterbate? Not that it matters, because I'm married, but I've always wondered. Does it it depend on the guy?
    In a work environment you would be liable for a lawsuit, sure hope this is not the situation.

    As in foreplay, it would be far worse you saying you think of some other gal lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.BB View Post
    In a work environment you would be liable for a lawsuit, sure hope this is not the situation.

    As in foreplay, it would be far worse you saying you think of some other gal lol
    Even better, close your eyes and say the name of another girl. LOL great way to end it at foreplay.

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