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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    50 mg dbol 50 mg anadrol . Only a week and a half. Well plus the tren. Lol
    That .....

    Hey, let's do our own comp.

    30ml syringe, filled to the brim with Tren ace.

    Who passed out first before plunger gets bottomed out.

    If we both remain conscious, we don't daily until one of us turns into the hulk, or cholesterol pours out of our eye sockets.

    We should do lines of Tren ace raws as well .

    Start a collection on board, I'm in for $5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I never got heartburn with var. but I’ve heard of people having while taking it.
    Or it could've been my 12th cup of coffee that did it

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Or it could've been my 12th cup of coffee that did it
    That also may be the culprit. . Or the combo of both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    That .....

    Hey, let's do our own comp.

    30ml syringe, filled to the brim with Tren ace.

    Who passed out first before plunger gets bottomed out.

    If we both remain conscious, we don't daily until one of us turns into the hulk, or cholesterol pours out of our eye sockets.

    We should do lines of Tren ace raws as well .

    Start a collection on board, I'm in for $5
    Oh man I’ve been running tren rails all night. I can see myself growing as we speak. Not true I can’t see. I went blind an hour ago. But I can hear colors now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Oh man I’ve been running tren rails all night. I can see myself growing as we speak. Not true I can’t see. I went blind an hour ago. But I can hear colors now.
    I hear red and yellow sound peaceful. I wonder what the colors taste like.

    We should ask Ken kesey
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    That .....

    Hey, let's do our own comp.

    30ml syringe, filled to the brim with Tren ace.

    Who passed out first before plunger gets bottomed out.

    If we both remain conscious, we don't daily until one of us turns into the hulk, or cholesterol pours out of our eye sockets.

    We should do lines of Tren ace raws as well .

    Start a collection on board, I'm in for $5
    Here’s my starting pic. Finally starting to put some size on.

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    Well damn. Been quite an exciting morning around here. Just popped some popcorn going to just sit back and see where things go from here. Being a holiday weekend and all.

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    my head still spinning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    my head still spinning.
    30ml Tren ?

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    You all just wait, I had Leroy toss 28g Tren ace in his Pyrex beaker with some baking soda. I have a fresh warm pile of hard rock smokable Tren.

    You guys are in trouble!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    You all just wait, I had Leroy toss 28g Tren ace in his Pyrex beaker with some baking soda. I have a fresh warm pile of hard rock smokable Tren.

    You guys are in trouble!!

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    Damn couch. You been working out? Shoulders look awesome.

    Tren crack. The way of the future. God help us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    my head still spinning.
    No kidding right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Damn couch. You been working out? Shoulders look awesome.

    Tren crack. The way of the future. God help us all.
    It's from this workout split
    Monday - chest
    Tuesday -chest
    Wednesday- shoulders
    Thursday- back
    Friday - chest
    Saturday - chest
    Sunday - chest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    It's from this workout split
    Monday - chest
    Tuesday -chest
    Wednesday- shoulders
    Thursday- back
    Friday - chest
    Saturday - chest
    Sunday - chest.
    I’m not an expert but you may want to work chest in somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I’m not an expert but you may want to work chest in somewhere.
    That's what they tell me

    I'm lost, isn't there just something we can take to accomplish these goals without much effort?

    It's HGH isn't it? You been keeping that from me all this time. ..... God damnit cape, buy me some HGH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    That's what they tell me

    I'm lost, isn't there just something we can take to accomplish these goals without much effort?

    It's HGH isn't it? You been keeping that from me all this time. ..... God damnit cape, buy me some HGH.

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    Put out every once in a while. You gotta give a little to get a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Mickey Knox took care of him. That for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I’m not an expert but you may want to work chest in somewhere.
    I agree, no where near enough chest. You may want to consider adding chest on Wednesday
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    I agree, no where near enough chest. You may want to consider adding chest on Wednesday
    Lol

    I wish I really was joking about that split but that's pretty close to actually what happens..

    Curls... My wrist hurts I think we're going to do a chest day today

    Leg press... My knee hurts I think it's going to be a chest day today

    Sit ups? What the fuck are those I think it's going to be a chest day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Lol

    I wish I really was joking about that split but that's pretty close to actually what happens..

    Curls... My wrist hurts I think we're going to do a chest day today

    Leg press... My knee hurts I think it's going to be a chest day today

    Sit ups? What the fuck are those I think it's going to be a chest day...
    Maybe that's why you can bench twice your body weight

    Haha, I agree with you on the sit ups!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Maybe that's why you can bench twice your body weight

    Haha, I agree with you on the sit ups!
    You know I'm beginning to kind of fall out of wanting to be a bodybuilder or not a bodybuilder but just a jacked up person I don't mind being a little poofy and insanely strong with a particular lift

    I should just focus on being a one lift specialist

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    Attachment 174042

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    Oh shit, ol banana nose is on the Tren !!
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    Wow. We rented a cabin in the mountains for the long weekend. We do this over Thanksgiving every year. This cabin is in a gated community which is odd to me but whatever. The crazy thing is I have seen more deer over these three days than I’ve ever seen it’s crazy. Bucks in velvet does and fawns still with spots. Pretty awesome.

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    Incline bench 1 warm 2 working last drop set

    Db Incline 2 working

    Db Incline flys 2 working

    Low cable cross overs 1 working

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Incline bench 1 warm 2 working last drop set

    Db Incline 2 working

    Db Incline flys 2 working

    Low cable cross overs 1 working

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    Those low cable crosses, is the range of movement start low and end higher?

    I need a pic to show what I mean,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Those low cable crosses, is the range of movement start low and end higher?

    I need a pic to show what I mean,,

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    That’s them exactly. Great finishing movement. Only had enough left for one set. Then I was shaky and shot.

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    Back. Lots and lots of back.
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    Why in the hell would Lawerence post a picture of his naked ass holding his dick looking back over his shoulder. Wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Back. Lots and lots of back.
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    This must be the funniest thing on this joke page!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    This must be the funniest thing on this joke page!
    Throw a back pic up. Let’s see what’s what around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Why in the hell would Lawerence post a picture of his naked ass holding his dick looking back over his shoulder. Wtf?
    I saw that, must be a "bro bash'

    The first time I trained a few years ago my trainer invited to his house for a “brobash” he said guys get together, get drunk, swap stories and videos of their gfs/wives etc. I get there, bunch of guys from the gym and some I’d never seen, porn on the tv in every room, music going, liquor, bongs, meth pipes bouncing around, everyone naked in the pool... then my trainer takes me to the back room where everyone is taking turns pounding this guy in a sex sling, and he said “this is where we brobash..” he said test makes them all horny and a few times a year they guys get together and fuck around with each other and leave their wives at home...
    Did not see that coming

    Taken from another forum. I can't make this up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I saw that, must be a "bro bash'

    The first time I trained a few years ago my trainer invited to his house for a “brobash” he said guys get together, get drunk, swap stories and videos of their gfs/wives etc. I get there, bunch of guys from the gym and some I’d never seen, porn on the tv in every room, music going, liquor, bongs, meth pipes bouncing around, everyone naked in the pool... then my trainer takes me to the back room where everyone is taking turns pounding this guy in a sex sling, and he said “this is where we brobash..” he said test makes them all horny and a few times a year they guys get together and fuck around with each other and leave their wives at home...
    Did not see that coming

    Taken from another forum. I can't make this up
    I probably would have been fine not hearing that story. That’s not even right man. Damn

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    Dang, I wouldn't have made that joke if I had known your were gonna me to post a back...lol
    Back is not my strength!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
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    Dang, I wouldn't have made that joke if I had known your were gonna me to post a back...lol
    Back is not my strength!
    It’s thick. And so is your damn tricep. Shit.

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    Db Military Press

    Cable side laterals

    Db side laterals triple drop

    Cable rear delt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    It’s thick. And so is your damn tricep. Shit.
    Thanks dude, tris are definitely my best asset

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    Bis and tris

    207lbs today. That’s +9 lbs this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Bis and tris

    207lbs today. That’s +9 lbs this week.

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    Looks like you packing it on!

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