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    Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    A: He pasta way

    Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
    A: A pastatute.

    Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
    A: Forget about it.

    Q: What language do the Vatican Police speak?
    A: Pig Latin

    Q: How does every Italian joke start?
    A: By looking over your shoulder.

    Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?
    A: A Spaghetto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    A: He pasta way

    Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
    A: A pastatute.

    Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
    A: Forget about it.

    Q: What language do the Vatican Police speak?
    A: Pig Latin

    Q: How does every Italian joke start?
    A: By looking over your shoulder.

    Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?
    A: A Spaghetto
    I'm 100% Italian, I approve.

    An Italian, a Mexican, and a redneck construction worker were sitting on top of their construction site during their lunch break. When the Italian opened his lunch, he said, "Dammit! If I get spaghetti again, I'mma gonna jump off this building anda kill myself." The Mexican opened his lunch and said, "Dammit! If I get tacos again, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself." The redneck also opened his lunch and said, "Dammit! If I get another damn hamburger, I'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself." The next day they all got the same thing in their lunchboxes and killed themselves. At the funeral, the three widows were at the graves crying. The Italian widow said, "I'm so sad because I forgot to pack him something else!" The Mexican widow sobbed, "I did the same thing!" The redneck's wife said, "That damn idiot packed his own lunch!"
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    Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
    A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

    Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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    Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock?
    A: A bloke.

    Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I'm 100% Italian, I approve.

    An Italian, a Mexican, and a redneck construction worker were sitting on top of their construction site during their lunch break. When the Italian opened his lunch, he said, "Dammit! If I get spaghetti again, I'mma gonna jump off this building anda kill myself." The Mexican opened his lunch and said, "Dammit! If I get tacos again, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself." The redneck also opened his lunch and said, "Dammit! If I get another damn hamburger, I'm gonna jump off this building and kill myself." The next day they all got the same thing in their lunchboxes and killed themselves. At the funeral, the three widows were at the graves crying. The Italian widow said, "I'm so sad because I forgot to pack him something else!" The Mexican widow sobbed, "I did the same thing!" The redneck's wife said, "That damn idiot packed his own lunch!"
    I'm 100% redneck, and approve
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock?
    A: A bloke.

    Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
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    Q: have you guys ever heard of the Italian chef? A: he pasta way..... we cannoli do so much,he was here today and gone tomato.
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    It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

    The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

    St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

    He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

    "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

    "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."

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    A man sat at a local bar and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”

    “What a coincidence,” said the woman next to him. “I’m celebrating, too” she replied, clinking glasses with him. “What are your celebrating?”

    “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”

    “What a coincidence”, the woman said. “My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

    “How did your chickens become fertile?” she asked.

    “I switched cocks,” he replied.

    “What a coincidence,” she said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

    The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

    St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

    He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

    "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

    "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."
    That is gold right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    That is gold right there.
    True story to.

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    Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

    A: With a crowbar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

    A: With a crowbar.
    Ha ha. Another true story.
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    Three legged dog walks into a bar. He says I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.

    Classic right there.

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    If the pussy is not tight don't be a quitter.
    Flip her over and stick it in her shitter.
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    Once was a man from Nantucket...
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    Zombie land in Benghazi

    Fuck Hillary Clinton

    Anniversary is coming up. 9/11
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    Why don't you give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she will let it go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    One of my favorite movies is Heartbreak Ridge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    One of my favorite movies is Heartbreak Ridge
    Ole Gunny Highway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    You can yell, scream, beg... I've heard it all before. All you can do is hope for a quick death, which you're not going to get.
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    COC Joke Page-9019d78e-3f4b-4d3b-b1ba-8c0fe4f61c0c.jpeg

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    A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get for you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get for you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
    Ohhhh, got em....
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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who's cock was so long, he can suck it
    One day he started to pout, cuzz he couldn't get out, if his ear was a cunt, he'd fuck it.

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    A woman and a duck walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."

    The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."

    He says, "I was talking to the duck.
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    BP 168/93. May have to cut back on the orals. Now that’s a joke.

    Heartburn is the killer. Whew
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    BP 168/93. May have to cut back on the orals. Now that’s a joke.

    Heartburn is the killer. Whew
    what orals you running?

    my last run with var had me eating tums for breakfast lunch and dinner

    still 3 weeks later I still get the burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    what orals you running?

    my last run with var had me eating tums for breakfast lunch and dinner

    still 3 weeks later I still get the burn.
    Is heartburn a side effect of var? Maybe I did get side effects on my cycle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    what orals you running?

    my last run with var had me eating tums for breakfast lunch and dinner

    still 3 weeks later I still get the burn.
    50 mg dbol 50 mg anadrol . Only a week and a half. Well plus the tren . Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutbutterDC View Post
    Is heartburn a side effect of var? Maybe I did get side effects on my cycle!
    I never got heartburn with var. but I’ve heard of people having while taking it.
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