View Poll Results: Should Kimbo pursue Italian girl?
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12-31-2018, 01:05 AM #1Banned
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Assist Kimbo in courting Italian girl
So I was supposed to go street skating through Paris for the 'Pari Roller' but I would up in Milan, Italy instead.
I met a street skater girl in Milan and I definitely think there's a mutual attraction between us, but whether it's worth one of us emigrating is a different matter.
So anyway I'm considering how to play this one. My solicitor sent me a message last week to say he "received a big offer" and so by the end of this month I might have six figures in my bank account, which of course means that I can go places and do things.
Italian girl and I have been texting back and forth a little since I left Italy, but now I need to figure out what to do next. Her birthday was last week and so I told her I'd get her a belated birthday present.
I'm thinking that I might record a video message for her saying I'm back home now and I finally finalised my court case and so I wanna give you a trip to the Pari Roller as a belated birthday present. The idea being that we'll spend a long weekend together in Paris.Last edited by Kimbo Almond; 12-31-2018 at 01:22 AM.
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12-31-2018, 01:46 AM #2
Do not promise or even suggest anything until the funds are clear and in your account.
You just met this chick. Send a present. See where it goes. FWIW, I'd just send like a set of cool skate wheels and matching laces.
Likely this will turn out to be nothing. That's just life. You may just have a cool friend who you can meet up with on occasion at Euro skate events... But you'll never know if you don't try.Last edited by Ernst; 12-31-2018 at 02:12 AM.
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Bro I'm 31. Need to have my first child within 2 years from now. Can't spend 6 months here and there tip-toe'ing around girls.
I actually think she wants me as much as I want her, so maybe I can push for the Pari Roller.
Likely this will turn out to be nothing. That's just life. You may just have a cool friend who you can meet up with on occasion at Euro skate events... But you'll never know if you don't try.
I'll definitely put more thought into this but if I can get her to Paris then I might dive in head first.
I don't speak Italian but I'm enthusiastic to learn. I can hold a conversation in 3 languages already ... they say it gets exponentially easier with each new language you learn.
After the Pari Roller, I'm taking her swimming with dolphins along the Mediterranean.
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12-31-2018, 06:49 AM #4
Write her a poem.
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Damn,
Well GL - either or, you'll b just fine
And Damn - I been in the US too long, haven't seen Italy in over two decades
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Wanna see a pic of her?
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12-31-2018, 09:12 AM #9
you have no place reproducing in society, please do not have children.
You are without doubt the creepiest person on this forum.
You need to be somewhere that you cannot communicate with anyone from the real world, you are serious threat to society.
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Good luck with the solicitor.
You know, I kind of swept my wife off her feet like you might do.
She loved the idea of me tracking down her address using a PI. And then when I climbed up on her roof to drop love notes down her chimney; OMG, she thought that was adorable.
You’re a funny dude Kimbo, or frightenly psychotic.
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I've been sectioned twice, and my parents have a restraining order against me. The joke's on them though, because I've already reported them for benefits fraud and tax evasion; I'd be very very very surprised if they weren't audited because of it, and next I'm going to BLANK my original family home.
Satan knitted me together in my mother's barren womb and now it is incumbant upon me to ruin my family.
(For legal reasons I've censored one word above)
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F*** Kimbo, I was just starting to have fun.
My post was going to be that I too like dark subjects & was wondering if you wanted to go back & forth for a while.
HOWEVER, what I also was going to add that as long as there is not even a hint of wanting to do harm to somebody else or yourself & you already crossed the line.
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Do you understand the moral quandary you pose when you post things of that nature?
Could you do me a solid, delete that sh** and lets have some fun.
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Kimbo , have you ever thought about taking up bodybuilding , training, fitness etc.. ? you seem to have a lot of idol time on your hands that could be used more productively
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12-31-2018, 12:17 PM #28
Kimbo, how old is this young lady?
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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12-31-2018, 12:36 PM #30
Maybe I'm confused, Prox. He mentioned having children so I thought the pic was of a very young lady? I'm stressing "young".
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Kimbo, I do hope you know that I am only messing with you.
At the end of another thread, ultimately you said it was all a joke, I’m assuming the same here.
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12-31-2018, 12:47 PM #33There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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12-31-2018, 03:11 PM #36There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Nah I wouldn't send her anything or show up at her place unless she told me where she lived.
I only ask PI's to get me home addresses when I dislike someone. A friend of mine used to work in the tax office in Dublin, so you could give him the registration of any car and he'd get you the home address. He got the home address of a cop one time.
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