Dump a girl over her dog?

[HoldMyBeer]

She's great. Dog fucking sucks. Retarded, ugly Chihuahua mix. Has to sleep on my side of the bed, kicks me in the fucking back all night. Straight cock blocks me all the fucking time.i haven't had a good night's sleep since last Thursday because of it.
Fuck that dog

Sorry for the rant, sleep deprived

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[fiddlesticks]

Have you tried the .. put the dog somewhere else strategy?

[German89]

have you tried talking to her about it?

[Couchlockd]

Scare it so it won't come near you.

[Obs]

tren and test and mast to over a gram each.
Dog wont come near you.

They can sense the evil

[Chrisp83TRT]

have you tried talking to her about it?

Haha basic and yet probably wasn't never spoken about .

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[i_SLAM_cougars]

In dire circumstances a chihuahua can be punted up to 40 yards

[Chrisp83TRT]

She's great. Dog fucking sucks. Retarded, ugly Chihuahua mix. Has to sleep on my side of the bed, kicks me in the fucking back all night. Straight cock blocks me all the fucking time.i haven't had a good night's sleep since last Thursday because of it.
Fuck that dog

Sorry for the rant, sleep deprived

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Hope you resolve this man . Talk to your lady . Tell her how much the dog means to you and how sleep and your love for her are very important as well.

If that doesn't work

1g of tren and mast like obs said should do the trick .

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[Obs]

In dire circumstances a chihuahua can be punted up to 40 yards

Lmao!
Yes this is the solution

[tarmyg]

If you are in to beastiality I don't see the issue here. Threesome anyone?

[Obs]

If you are in to beastiality I don't see the issue here. Threesome anyone?

Peanut butter

[tarmyg]

Peanut butter

I like the way you think.

[Couchlockd]

Peanut butter

[HoldMyBeer]

Have you tried the .. put the dog somewhere else strategy?

That will not go over well. She let's the dog do whatever it wants because she's a big softee when it comes to it
I got MAYBE 4 hours of sleep last night and now I have to try to salvage some sort of performance at the gym. Fml

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[HoldMyBeer]

have you tried talking to her about it?

Yes, I've tried to phrase it nicely... Maybe time to go the direct route. She's oddly overprotective of it, idk how it will go. If it's me vs dog I definitely lose.
I told it to "fuck off" once, jokingly like you would say to a friend, she didn't like that....

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[HoldMyBeer]

Scare it so it won't come near you.

Its taken me over a month for her to not bark at me when I come over... I feel like that would undo a lot of work. I like your thinking though

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[HoldMyBeer]

tren and test and mast to over a gram each.
Dog wont come near you.

They can sense the evil

Lol, YES!

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[Kimbo Almond]

I told it to "fuck off" once, jokingly like you would say to a friend, she didn't like that....

If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder

[HoldMyBeer]

If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder

I don't see how anyone would.... I feel like there is a reason you said that.... why did you murder someone? Murder is not nice Kimbo [emoji14]
But that's okay, couch is awesome, I would forgive him [emoji16]

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[ghettoboyd]

If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder

Why would you post that kimbo?...honestly man why do you need to dig up that old story?...ohh yea that’s right for attention...super troll in theaters this summer...

[Couchlockd]

If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder

I can care less what you fucking did jackass but it sounds like a little bit of guilt there huh?

and I wouldn't rat you out I think your miserable existence is punishment enough cuz you're literally fractions of an inch away from taking your own life I can tell

No one wants to life coach you cuz your life is worthless you're the scum of the Earth and everything that happens to you is God paying you back for being such a piece of shit

[tarmyg]

Someone with the rights to do so should lock this thread now.

[Couchlockd]

Someone with the rights to do so should lock this thread now.

Naw man

He needs to hear it.
And lots of other people need to jump down his throat too

[almostgone]

Dang....another topic of conversation derailed by one member. I don't understand why you would post something like that, Kimbo.


Sorry, y'all.

[almostgone]

To the OP, I suggest working with the dog. Even hyperactive breeds can be won over. Give it a little time.

If you like the girl, you're going to eventually have to get along with the dog, so may as well get started making friends with the pooch.