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Thread: Dump a girl over her dog?

  1. 04-30-2019, 07:55 PM #1
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    Dump a girl over her dog?

    She's great. Dog fucking sucks. Retarded, ugly Chihuahua mix. Has to sleep on my side of the bed, kicks me in the fucking back all night. Straight cock blocks me all the fucking time.i haven't had a good night's sleep since last Thursday because of it.
    Fuck that dog

    Sorry for the rant, sleep deprived

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    Have you tried the .. put the dog somewhere else strategy?
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    have you tried talking to her about it?
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    Scare it so it won't come near you.
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    tren and test and mast to over a gram each.
    Dog wont come near you.

    They can sense the evil
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    Quote Originally Posted by German89 View Post
    have you tried talking to her about it?
    Haha basic and yet probably wasn't never spoken about .

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    In dire circumstances a chihuahua can be punted up to 40 yards
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    She's great. Dog fucking sucks. Retarded, ugly Chihuahua mix. Has to sleep on my side of the bed, kicks me in the fucking back all night. Straight cock blocks me all the fucking time.i haven't had a good night's sleep since last Thursday because of it.
    Fuck that dog

    Sorry for the rant, sleep deprived

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    Hope you resolve this man . Talk to your lady . Tell her how much the dog means to you and how sleep and your love for her are very important as well.

    If that doesn't work

    1g of tren and mast like obs said should do the trick .

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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    In dire circumstances a chihuahua can be punted up to 40 yards
    Lmao!
    Yes this is the solution
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    If you are in to beastiality I don't see the issue here. Threesome anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    If you are in to beastiality I don't see the issue here. Threesome anyone?
    Peanut butter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Peanut butter
    I like the way you think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Peanut butter
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiddlesticks View Post
    Have you tried the .. put the dog somewhere else strategy?
    That will not go over well. She let's the dog do whatever it wants because she's a big softee when it comes to it
    I got MAYBE 4 hours of sleep last night and now I have to try to salvage some sort of performance at the gym. Fml

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    Quote Originally Posted by German89 View Post
    have you tried talking to her about it?
    Yes, I've tried to phrase it nicely... Maybe time to go the direct route. She's oddly overprotective of it, idk how it will go. If it's me vs dog I definitely lose.
    I told it to "fuck off" once, jokingly like you would say to a friend, she didn't like that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Scare it so it won't come near you.
    Its taken me over a month for her to not bark at me when I come over... I feel like that would undo a lot of work. I like your thinking though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    tren and test and mast to over a gram each.
    Dog wont come near you.

    They can sense the evil
    Lol, YES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    I told it to "fuck off" once, jokingly like you would say to a friend, she didn't like that....
    If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder
  19. 05-01-2019, 03:22 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimbo Almond View Post
    If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder
    I don't see how anyone would.... I feel like there is a reason you said that.... why did you murder someone? Murder is not nice Kimbo
    But that's okay, couch is awesome, I would forgive him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimbo Almond View Post
    If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder
    Why would you post that kimbo?...honestly man why do you need to dig up that old story?...ohh yea that’s right for attention...super troll in theaters this summer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimbo Almond View Post
    If someone loses their life over this, don't post it here or else Couch will try rat you out for murder
    I can care less what you fucking did jackass but it sounds like a little bit of guilt there huh?

    and I wouldn't rat you out I think your miserable existence is punishment enough cuz you're literally fractions of an inch away from taking your own life I can tell

    No one wants to life coach you cuz your life is worthless you're the scum of the Earth and everything that happens to you is God paying you back for being such a piece of shit
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    Someone with the rights to do so should lock this thread now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    Someone with the rights to do so should lock this thread now.
    Naw man

    He needs to hear it.
    And lots of other people need to jump down his throat too
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    Dang....another topic of conversation derailed by one member. I don't understand why you would post something like that, Kimbo.


    Sorry, y'all.
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  25. 05-01-2019, 04:52 AM #25
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    To the OP, I suggest working with the dog. Even hyperactive breeds can be won over. Give it a little time.

    If you like the girl, you're going to eventually have to get along with the dog, so may as well get started making friends with the pooch.
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