Alcohol and loads, a serious talk

[Fiskevatten]

First off, no point talk:

Came back a week ago from Barcelona where we drank way too much for 4 days straight.
The girls there are too hot, and I mean TOO damn hot!
Everyone there was cool. I mean every hot dude and hot girl could play the guitarr, do backflips and make eachother cum from pure eye-contact...
You really had to struggle to find someone you didn't wanna fck...

Then there I come, avarage Joe that knows how to boil a pack of noodles at his best, with a crooked penis.
Not much to compete with...

BUT!
I didn't go empty handed, I managed to fck a girl 06.00 on the beach with 30 people cheering me on and a huge spotlight straight on us from a restaurant
who tried to help me find the hole or something I guess.
She looked like a ogre, but bless you viagra!
I got he ONLY ugly one there!
And some dude stole my wallet while I was at it...

To the point:
All of the days I drank that much, my loads were extreme! I mean, much much more than when I was 16 and on everything that moved!
I joke you not, I shot like 2 meters as well!
Also got some painful backne back as a plus (the aas kind).
This stayed with me until yesterday, and now I'm back to my old self...
No backne and I have to squeeze my old ass seemen out to be able to see the damn drop, somewhat telling myself that I'm special regardless....

I'm thinking of turning alcoholic just for going back to that, fck life and all else! Give me back the loads!

[tarmyg]

Haha Fiskevatten, some of the stuff you post brother :-)

TBH, never heard anything, even correlative, that shows that loads increase with alchohol.

Some funn stuff dude, lol.!!! Oh, and get an STD test :-)

[Obs]

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[< <Samson> >]

Well written,

Lmao


I dunno, something about booze lightning our mood & spiking up estro


Ever since my bitch tits grew in, they ache when I drink a bit < fun, right

I personally rather have mega loads

[Fiskevatten]

I have no clue either, I´m getting depressed here from the difference... It was crazy!
My bet is that my hormones being in normal range is still not normal after aas use, I wouldn´t get that weird affect otherwise.
However, I don´t get anything close on a cycle either.
I gotta evolve further in this bro-science, I mean, who wouldn´t wanna have a confetti canon when the girls arrive.. be it a ogre or not

[< <Samson> >]

I never got this from booze - other substances, well - yeah