Walking into locker room

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08-29-2019, 07:26 AM
HoldMyBeer

Walking into locker room

What level is your eyes at?
Looking at the ground is good, but you could potentially walk around the corner and be at the exact wrong angle
You can just straight ahead, but you will definitely get it in your peripheral
If you look up, you're just walking into shit
08-29-2019, 07:42 AM
tarmyg

I try to look at as many crotches as I can. Makes me feel good to know I'm the biggest guy in the gym in some respects.
08-29-2019, 09:03 AM
DSM4Life

It's only the old guys with asshole rash that get naked. On top of that they do everything naked from washing their face to weighing themselves on the scale. No one wants to see that shit.
08-29-2019, 11:06 AM
DSM4Life

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Originally Posted by cylon357

Just walk in like a boss and don't study it. And generally speaking, us older guys just DGAF, though I don't take it to the extreme that DSM suggested.

That said, some absolutely DO take it too far. Like, oh, I can't help but notice your are blow drying your crotch and ass there, mainly because you are talking over the sound of the blow dryer and blabbing to everyone within earshot about what the f@ck ever... Anyhow, glad I'm bald as Kojak.

I never understood those old guys who pick up their balls off the floor and pull them under the handdryer to dry their balls. Bro, use a towel that takes 3 seconds to do or just put them away.
08-29-2019, 11:58 AM
Obs

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Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

What level is your eyes at?
Looking at the ground is good, but you could potentially walk around the corner and be at the exact wrong angle
You can just straight ahead, but you will definitely get it in your peripheral
If you look up, you're just walking into shit

Eyes at eye level.
We have private showers so when I go to the shower there is always some girl that winks and motions me into her shower.

Not really but in my fantasies.

I got out of bed this morning and my tighty whiteys were stretched and my weiner was out. I stood up barely able to see and look up and gfs daughter is in the room across from us staring right at me.

Luckily she didnt see
08-29-2019, 01:32 PM
HoldMyBeer

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Originally Posted by Obs

Eyes at eye level.
We have private showers so when I go to the shower there is always some girl that winks and motions me into her shower.

Not really but in my fantasies.

I got out of bed this morning and my tighty whiteys were stretched and my weiner was out. I stood up barely able to see and look up and gfs daughter is in the room across from us staring right at me.

Luckily she didnt see

Lol I hate that! My GF will be like, "you realize your dick is hanging out right?"
I have no idea. It does what it wants
08-29-2019, 01:44 PM
i_SLAM_cougars

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Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

Lol I hate that! My GF will be like, "you realize your dick is hanging out right?"
I have no idea. It does what it wants

when testosterone and cialis is part of your daily regiment it’s usually standing straight up
08-31-2019, 06:50 AM
< <Samson> >

I look through - I see everything, but nothing

Not much bothers me any more - the geezers walking around naked don’t even phase me. . . Shit, good for you - you’re still walking - anyone else < idgaf either - my day is full of real issues & real life shit is on my mind 24x7
08-31-2019, 06:56 AM
BG

The county I live in has 10+ nudist colonies, I have to go in there a few times a month, I seen to many things I can’t un-see. Turns out in the end...........gravity wins.
09-02-2019, 07:06 PM
diesel101

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Originally Posted by Obs

Eyes at eye level.
We have private showers so when I go to the shower there is always some girl that winks and motions me into her shower.

Not really but in my fantasies.

I got out of bed this morning and my tighty whiteys were stretched and my weiner was out. I stood up barely able to see and look up and gfs daughter is in the room across from us staring right at me.

Luckily she didnt see

Didn't know anyone wore underwear anymore let alone tighty whiteys ��
09-02-2019, 07:13 PM
Obs

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Originally Posted by diesel101

Didn't know anyone wore underwear anymore let alone tighty whiteys ��

Gf biches about skid marks on the sheets
09-03-2019, 04:33 AM
HoldMyBeer

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Originally Posted by Obs

Gf biches about skid marks on the sheets

I like the boxer briefs. Perfect mix of support and comfort
09-03-2019, 08:48 AM
Obs

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Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer

I like the boxer briefs. Perfect mix of support and comfort

My whole thing is I like light clothing. I have some hanes xtemp that are nice and light

I wouldnt wear them if it wasnt for jeans rubbing my balls all day.
09-03-2019, 02:34 PM
Fiskevatten

Don't be weird! Just reach out with your hand and give a firm shake, keep eye contact and always smile - people like eye-contact and smiles.
But damn you let it be a firm grip, no one like a sloppy grip - that is homo as fck!
09-03-2019, 08:25 PM
DSM4Life

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Originally Posted by Fiskevatten

Don't be weird! Just reach out with your hand and give a firm shake, keep eye contact and always smile - people like eye-contact and smiles.
But damn you let it be a firm grip, no one like a sloppy grip - that is homo as fck!

What if as your rasie your hand to shake his hand your index finger skims his balls? Do you both act like it didn't happen and continue on?
09-03-2019, 08:30 PM
Obs

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Originally Posted by DSM4Life

What if as your rasie your hand to shake his hand your index finger skims his balls? Do you both act like it didn't happen and continue on?

This is a tall SOB you are talking about unless you are on your knees or something...
09-03-2019, 08:33 PM
DSM4Life

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Originally Posted by Obs

This is a tall SOB you are talking about unless you are on your knees or something...

Both of those scenarios are very real ....