Who are the most mental girls or boys you've ever had?

[Fiskevatten]

Soo.... In spite of my better judgement, I'm trying to get in the pants of a girl where everything is a red flag, love it!
There is something about the crazy bitches that I can't deny, like a magnet pulling me in, hopefully all the way in!

This reminds me about a few I've had in the past, and I would love to hear about your darling girls or even boys that
has left a nice scar in you. :P
So far I've had:
- Stoled the hotel keys and broke in to my room when I was with another girl to show that she can get to me.
- Asked me to punch her with my fists and strangle her blue the FIRST time we were gonna have some nasty time (spoiler...couldn't).
- Punched a security at a bar and told him I will kick his ass, then faked a pregnancy when I wanted to leave. Sent me the first ultra-sound picture that came up on a Google search.
- Cried during sex while SHE was riding me and told me I was raping her, then punched me with fists several time and told me to cum... Day after she said "you will call me right?"
- Wanted me to pick her up after cheating on me, when I didn't come, she slith her wrists to make a point.
- Asked me to cum in her several times, then called me a few days after and said she was pregnant, few days after that I got a text that it was just a cold.
- Another faked pregancy where she demanded money for an abortion, ridiculous amount. When I told her "sure, i'll join you", then she wasn't pregnant anymore.
- Came over for a quicky and her supposed husband called on skype, she answered the stupid fck and he didn't recognize the room. She said she just moved which he didn't believe ofc,
so she had to move for real before he came home... smart girl...
- Ran past security at hotel drunk and tried to force my door in, then sent me (no joke) 73 voice messages where she hated me and wanted to kill me.

I think those are all crazies so far.

What about you guys and girls? xoxo

[The God Himself]

Dude you're a trouble magnet LOL

[i_SLAM_cougars]

My wife (although this is a long long time ago, back before we were married) tried to shoot me with my 44 magnum. The only thing that stopped was my hand getting between the hammer and the cylinder. Those were good times. We were both crazy back then, and plenty of knock down drag out brawls ensued. Lots of good make up sex too. Things are boring now by comparison.

[AR's King Silabolin]

My wife and her friend (female), whipped me at the Andreas cross at the local sexclub until i passed out lol

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[Proximal]

Fond of bad girls myself.

Seeing a girl who is an ex-felon, is probably back on meth, but when she looks into my eyes and smiles - I feel like a million $.

She digs older men, but feel I have aged countless years in just the past few months due to the mental roller-coaster she has me on; f’n viscous.

Fisk, you’re insane dude!

[Fiskevatten]

But i thought these discussion were violation of the forum rules?

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Damn, I have no clue actually!^^ I mean, the threads/ answers I've read here on the forum tells me that we messed up people have a place to be.
I think that as long as we keep it relatively clean, don't give out information and/ or encourage bad behavior or illegal activities, then we should be ok?
Feels like I'm writing out the terms for a season of cops or snapped - "don't do this at home"

I want OBS version here, but I have a feeling he is on the girls lists...

[Obs]

I have batshit stories about my ex wife.

Told her I was leaving the first time and she shot at me with a 70lb draw compound bow. Arrow went about 2" off my ear.
Then she ripped the bg shield off my truck so I pulled the 12 guage from under the seat and tried to shoot out her back window. Fucker jammed.

She was relentlessly kicking and hitting me so I slammed her on the trunk of the car and told her I was staying and to get out her damn self.

So she took my truck and the keys to her car.

I had to ride a green broke horse 24 miles to work, bareback.

But we enjoyed many fucked up years to come with frequent psychotic brawls because she was a psychotic self centered bitch and I was psychotic enough to not divorce her until many years had passed. I pretty much hid at work.

A year or so later I was deer hunting with my brother and she came tearing into the woods in her car and ran over to my brother.
She pulled a buck knife out of the sheath my brother had on his belt.

Brother grabbed the fucking blade and took it from her.
Cut the shit out of his hand but that was back when brother was made of stone rather than bone. Christ and satan couldn't have removed his grip.
He was pretty pissed.

He told her to leave or (things I won't say) else.
She actually left. I was impressed. Bitch never listened to me lol.

[AR's King Silabolin]

Damn, I have no clue actually!^^ I mean, the threads/ answers I've read here on the forum tells me that we messed up people have a place to be.
I think that as long as we keep it relatively clean, don't give out information and/ or encourage bad behavior or illegal activities, then we should be ok?
Feels like I'm writing out the terms for a season of cops or snapped - "don't do this at home"

I want OBS version here, but I have a feeling he is on the girls lists...

Sex and rec drugs are like virus, easy to spread out, easy to get hooked and it steels focus.
But now im just the devils lawyer lol. Never enough sextalk. But not into recs though. I have no probs with green and brown, but i never get high. Think my receptors are occupied with other stuff lol

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[tarmyg]

And I thought I had problems, HAHAHA. You fuckers are insane!!!!

[Obs]

And I thought I had problems, HAHAHA. You fuckers are insane!!!!

Your wife is taser shopping... Just saying.

Sleep with one eye open.

[Obs]

Fond of bad girls myself.

Seeing a girl who is an ex-felon, is probably back on meth, but when she looks into my eyes and smiles - I feel like a million $.

She digs older men, but feel I have aged countless years in just the past few months due to the mental roller-coaster she has me on; f’n viscous.

Fisk, you’re insane dude!

At least you admit the problem.
Admittance is the first step toward... crazy sex in a drug den

[Fiskevatten]

I have batshit stories about my ex wife.

Told her I was leaving the first time and she shot at me with a 70lb draw compound bow. Arrow went about 2" off my ear.
Then she ripped the bg shield off my truck so I pulled the 12 guage from under the seat and tried to shoot out her back window. Fucker jammed.

She was relentlessly kicking and hitting me so I slammed her on the trunk of the car and told her I was staying and to get out her damn self.

So she took my truck and the keys to her car.

I had to ride a green broke horse 24 miles to work, bareback.

But we enjoyed many fucked up years to come with frequent psychotic brawls because she was a psychotic self centered bitch and I was psychotic enough to not divorce her until many years had passed. I pretty much hid at work.

A year or so later I was deer hunting with my brother and she came tearing into the woods in her car and ran over to my brother.
She pulled a buck knife out of the sheath my brother had on his belt.

Brother grabbed the fucking blade and took it from her.
Cut the shit out of his hand but that was back when brother was made of stone rather than bone. Christ and satan couldn't have removed his grip.
He was pretty pissed.

He told her to leave or (things I won't say) else.
She actually left. I was impressed. Bitch never listened to me lol.

Now THAT's a story! Bless you young sir!
For some unbeknown reason, I miss all the girls above. I know I would be dead by now if I stayed, or carry a White jacket in a white room, but damn.
"Succubus" is a good tag for these girls.

[HoldMyBeer]

Yeah.... There's stories....
A couple ended in A&B charges when I didn't do anything but GENTLY defend myself (grabbing shoulders to move aside so I can get away because I was cornered and she was hitting me)
One, I had to duct tape a girl bc she was in psychosis and came at me w a knife, I got the knife away, she then kept trying to get others and kill herself
Another one I was trying to drive away, then a girl jumped through my window, so I was driving around w a girl half way hanging out the car hitting me
Another one, I locked out a girl from my friends house house bc she was all strung out and hitting me (so I ran away into the house), and she started throwing rocks at the windows trying to break them
There's a half dozen more stories. This is what happens when you are a drug addict and date drug addicts though

[Fiskevatten]

Yeah.... There's stories....
A couple ended in A&B charges when I didn't do anything but GENTLY defend myself (grabbing shoulders to move aside so I can get away because I was cornered and she was hitting me)
One, I had to duct tape a girl bc she was in psychosis and came at me w a knife, I got the knife away, she then kept trying to get others and kill herself
Another one I was trying to drive away, then a girl jumped through my window, so I was driving around w a girl half way hanging out the car hitting me
Another one, I locked out a girl from my friends house house bc she was all strung out and hitting me (so I ran away into the house), and she started throwing rocks at the windows trying to break them
There's a half dozen more stories. This is what happens when you are a drug addict and date drug addicts though

Damn brother! You do have exprecience it seems!

I called the police on a drug addict yesterday actually going mental and screaming/ punching everyone she came across. One guy got scared so I intervened and took her away to
calm her down until police could arrive.
Her story at the moment - "I will kill that d*mn Michael, she needs help, I have six million that you need to get for me at town hall, I'm dying now so you can have my telephone, n*ggers have it
too good and should help me when I need it, they are on the way!"
That went on repeat while swinging her arms and then suddenly turn and loved everyone for 2 second

[Obs]

Yeah.... There's stories....
A couple ended in A&B charges when I didn't do anything but GENTLY defend myself (grabbing shoulders to move aside so I can get away because I was cornered and she was hitting me)
One, I had to duct tape a girl bc she was in psychosis and came at me w a knife, I got the knife away, she then kept trying to get others and kill herself
Another one I was trying to drive away, then a girl jumped through my window, so I was driving around w a girl half way hanging out the car hitting me
Another one, I locked out a girl from my friends house house bc she was all strung out and hitting me (so I ran away into the house), and she started throwing rocks at the windows trying to break them
There's a half dozen more stories. This is what happens when you are a drug addict and date drug addicts though

Mine weren't drug addicts.
All similar actioned though.
If a woman didn't throw me a haymaker once in a while or dump a cup of blazing coffee on my head now and then...

Well, I would feel downright unloved.

If I call her a "see you in tee" she best blast me or I will know shes fukin someone else.

[Obs]

Damn brother! You do have exprecience it seems!

I called the police on a drug addict yesterday actually going mental and screaming/ punching everyone she came across. One guy got scared so I intervened and took her away to
calm her down until police could arrive.
Her story at the moment - "I will kill that d*mn Michael, she needs help, I have six million that you need to get for me at town hall, I'm dying now so you can have my telephone, n*ggers have it
too good and should help me when I need it, they are on the way!"
That went on repeat while swinging her arms and then suddenly turn and loved everyone for 2 second

Somewhere michael meyers is in hiding.

[Obs]

Now THAT's a story! Bless you young sir!
For some unbeknown reason, I miss all the girls above. I know I would be dead by now if I stayed, or carry a White jacket in a white room, but damn.
"Succubus" is a good tag for these girls.

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Wise man.
You will have one in your contacts someday if you stay too long because you are court ordered to keep an open line of communication.

[Fiskevatten]

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Wise man.
You will have one in your contacts someday if you stay too long because you are court ordered to keep an open line of communication.

Awesome, best thing I've seen all year!
Is the orange stuff penis sizes? We have a saying in Sweden that everyone in Gothenburg is named "Glen", seems "Steve" is catching up.

I think I just lost my new crazy one, she got uninterested as soon as she got a compliment...damnit!

[Obs]

Awesome, best thing I've seen all year!
Is the orange stuff penis sizes? We have a saying in Sweden that everyone in Gothenburg is named "Glen", seems "Steve" is catching up.

I think I just lost my new crazy one, she got uninterested as soon as she got a compliment...damnit!

Lmao

[Proximal]

I think I just lost my new crazy one, she got uninterested as soon as she got a compliment...damnit!

I kind of want to keep my psycho for now. So what you’re saying is to not compliment her? I’ve always been told that I’m too nice, damn.

[Capebuffalo]

Redz is the guy you want to get advise from on this topic.

[XnavyHMCS]

Oh shit... I been off this forum (trying to finish my never ending Masters thesis project after 2 extensions to my defense date...) and I open up to THIS thread. Now, here is a thread where I can tell some tales.

I am currently in Barcelona and am headed out yhe door to hit the beach gym; I will be back in an hour or so.

[GearHeaded]

I don't have anything "crazy'' , but maybe interesting little tid bits

- my wife can't orgasm unless fantasizing about me banging other women
- we were watching porn one day and a video and a topic of "squirting" came up.. she absolutely thought it was fake and said women can't squirt. coincidentally like a week later we go out, meet a hottie that we bring back to the hotel room that ends up squirting all over the bed twice. after that experience the wife masturbated like twice a day practicing/trying to get herself to squirt.
- my wife is the fairly polite and shy type. we had been banging this girl friend of ours for a few months. the girl had a boyfriend. we all got together one night, with the boy friend, and partied some. my wife bluntly told the guy that we had been banging his girlfriend for months. where the fuck did that come from.
- years ago. I was cheating on my wife with a 20 year old girl.. my wife suspected (because of late nights out and not coming home and making excuses why). she asked, and I manned up and told her . she was upset for about 20 mins. later that day she basically told me I can bang all the 20 year old girls I want as long as she can watch or I at least tell her about the experiences. at the time, that was not the response I had expected from her. she then suddenly also changed from being as 'straight' as an arrow, to suddenly bi. maybe a month later she had her first girl on girl experience


women can be a little crazy especially in regards to sex.. they come across as one way , but deep down they can be totally opposite of how they betray themselves

[Fiskevatten]

I kind of want to keep my psycho for now. So what you’re saying is to not compliment her? I’ve always been told that I’m too nice, damn.

It's a thin line, but no, don't compliment crazies...I'm the nice guy as well, but with looks and an attitude that show something entirely different.
I look and act like the guy who you cheat on your husband with, but I'm actually the "marry him" type..sux when you want something real haha

I've learned to not be nice with crazies because:
1: They will eat you alive if you're not careful.
2: They will manipulate you until you are one of them, or emptied out.
3: They will NEED you like meth for a meth-head, solve all their issues and listen to the bs.
4: But, they will most likely not f*ck you.. maybe if they know that they own you by now and can get something in return.
5: Much higher risk that complications will arise when you've had enough (like my pregnant issues)

That is the main points of my experience, but you may have found one of those keeper crazies brother! Like a h*rny unicorn

[Fiskevatten]

I don't have anything "crazy'' , but maybe interesting little tid bits

- my wife can't orgasm unless fantasizing about me banging other women
- we were watching porn one day and a video and a topic of "squirting" came up.. she absolutely thought it was fake and said women can't squirt. coincidentally like a week later we go out, meet a hottie that we bring back to the hotel room that ends up squirting all over the bed twice. after that experience the wife masturbated like twice a day practicing/trying to get herself to squirt.
- my wife is the fairly polite and shy type. we had been banging this girl friend of ours for a few months. the girl had a boyfriend. we all got together one night, with the boy friend, and partied some. my wife bluntly told the guy that we had been banging his girlfriend for months. where the fuck did that come from.
- years ago. I was cheating on my wife with a 20 year old girl.. my wife suspected (because of late nights out and not coming home and making excuses why). she asked, and I manned up and told her . she was upset for about 20 mins. later that day she basically told me I can bang all the 20 year old girls I want as long as she can watch or I at least tell her about the experiences. at the time, that was not the response I had expected from her. she then suddenly also changed from being as 'straight' as an arrow, to suddenly bi. maybe a month later she had her first girl on girl experience


women can be a little crazy especially in regards to sex.. they come across as one way , but deep down they can be totally opposite of how they betray themselves

Teach me master!!!!

[Obs]

I don't have anything "crazy'' , but maybe interesting little tid bits

- my wife can't orgasm unless fantasizing about me banging other women
- we were watching porn one day and a video and a topic of "squirting" came up.. she absolutely thought it was fake and said women can't squirt. coincidentally like a week later we go out, meet a hottie that we bring back to the hotel room that ends up squirting all over the bed twice. after that experience the wife masturbated like twice a day practicing/trying to get herself to squirt.
- my wife is the fairly polite and shy type. we had been banging this girl friend of ours for a few months. the girl had a boyfriend. we all got together one night, with the boy friend, and partied some. my wife bluntly told the guy that we had been banging his girlfriend for months. where the fuck did that come from.
- years ago. I was cheating on my wife with a 20 year old girl.. my wife suspected (because of late nights out and not coming home and making excuses why). she asked, and I manned up and told her . she was upset for about 20 mins. later that day she basically told me I can bang all the 20 year old girls I want as long as she can watch or I at least tell her about the experiences. at the time, that was not the response I had expected from her. she then suddenly also changed from being as 'straight' as an arrow, to suddenly bi. maybe a month later she had her first girl on girl experience


women can be a little crazy especially in regards to sex.. they come across as one way , but deep down they can be totally opposite of how they betray themselves

I will try this

***I'm back***

Fukin great advice asshole!
Now I got bulletholes in my headache rack and she burnt all my clothes!

[Proximal]

It's a thin line, but no, don't compliment crazies...I'm the nice guy as well, but with looks and an attitude that show something entirely different.
I look and act like the guy who you cheat on your husband with, but I'm actually the "marry him" type..sux when you want something real haha

I've learned to not be nice with crazies because:
1: They will eat you alive if you're not careful.
2: They will manipulate you until you are one of them, or emptied out.
3: They will NEED you like meth for a meth-head, solve all their issues and listen to the bs.
4: But, they will most likely not f*ck you.. maybe if they know that they own you by now and can get something in return.
5: Much higher risk that complications will arise when you've had enough (like my pregnant issues)

That is the main points of my experience, but you may have found one of those keeper crazies brother! Like a h*rny unicorn

TY young brother.

I’m an old dog that knows chivalry & politeness because of my decrepit age.

I will try to be less “nice”, but she just might be a keeper crazy.