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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Have you ever tried the generic Omeprazole? I used to keep a bottle of Tums within arms reach, but after a few months of Omeprazole, I was able to quit taking anything.....except if tren is involved.

    If there's tren involved, I have to pop a Pepto-Bismol tablet every few days or so. If I go past a certain point with tren, I get godawful sulfur burps, just plain nasty.

    Thought I had you another pet yesterday. Was shaking the muscadine vines that had grown up in some pines, and a flying squirrel went kamikaze and I think it tried to nip at my ear on the flyby?
    Fluying squirrels are non existant where I am and about extinct where I grew up.
    If I found a flying squirrel to adopt my gf would try to impregnate me she would be so happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Fluying squirrels are non existant where I am and about extinct where I grew up.
    If I found a flying squirrel to adopt my gf would try to impregnate me she would be so happy.
    I've got to get some time off and bring a few your way. There's not a lot of them around here, but there are some. They are pretty active late afternoon.
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    Felt hard as my penis today but heavy chested and winded as fuck.

    Women want me for my bahdy.
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    Oh hey... Gf said this morning she was reading some shit about some guy and his ex wife.

    She said, "I feel like that is gonna be you someday... You are gonna want your ex wife back."


    I burst out laughing and pissed my pants some.
    Nearly fainted because I couldn't breathe. Could be a side effect, I dont know.
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    Tren or something hit good. Hollow souless feeling came outta nowhere.
    Not a boohoo feeling or a tough guy thing.
    Just a cold, steely, disconnected, abscence of emotion.

    Like an opiate without the warm fuzz. Instead it's cold and prickly. I am having only powerful thoughts of sexicide©.

    Sexicide© has officially been copyrighted by obs corp.

    Sexicide: sêcks-î-side
    1. The intentional pursuit of sexual intimacy with life ending consequences and not giving a shit.

    2. If there were two definitions I would invent another word.

    Anyone attempting to pirate sexicide© from obs corp is actively participating in sexicide, because if I catch them I will fuck them to death.

    ***i found sexicide© on urban dictionary but the submitter gave no phonetic breakdown or etymology so clearly the submitter was a jackass not and to be listened to. He also did not copyright it, so fuck that guy***
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Tren or something hit good. Hollow souless feeling came outta nowhere.
    Not a boohoo feeling or a tough guy thing.
    Just a cold, steely, disconnected, abscence of emotion.

    Like an opiate without the warm fuzz. Instead it's cold and prickly. I am having only powerful thoughts of sexicide©.

    Sexicide© has officially been copyrighted by obs corp.

    Sexicide: sêcks-î-side
    1. The intentional pursuit of sexual intimacy with life ending consequences and not giving a shit.

    2. If there were two definitions I would invent another word.

    Anyone attempting to pirate sexicide© from obs corp is actively participating in sexicide, because if I catch them I will fuck them to death.

    ***i found sexicide© on urban dictionary but the submitter gave no phonetic breakdown or etymology so clearly the submitter was a jackass not and to be listened to. He also did not copyright it, so fuck that guy***
    Holy shit that cracked me up so hard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    Holy shit that cracked me up so hard!
    At least I still make you hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    At least I still make you hard
    Charger doesn’t get hard for you anymore?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    Charger doesn’t get hard for you anymore?!?
    He just comes to bed and turns off the light and plays on his phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    He just comes to bed and turns off the light and plays on his phone.
    I’m sorry but I don’t think he’s sexually attracted to you anymore. Maybe there’s someone else in his life??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    I’m sorry but I don’t think he’s sexually attracted to you anymore. Maybe there’s someone else in his life??
    No way, obs is the ONE! LOL
    FG- you stay out of our relationship!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Tren or something hit good. Hollow souless feeling came outta nowhere.
    Not a boohoo feeling or a tough guy thing.
    Just a cold, steely, disconnected, abscence of emotion.

    L***
    That is a great depiction of how I felt on 900 of tren. I call it the walking dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    No way, obs is only the first ONE! LOL
    FG- you stay out of our relationship!!!!


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    Fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    I’m sorry but I don’t think he’s sexually attracted to you anymore. Maybe there’s someone else in his life??
    Its a mexican I guarantee it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Its a mexican I guarantee it.
    I hope it’s not my wife. Charger you keep your hands to your own Mexican! This ones mine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    I hope it’s not my wife. Charger you keep your hands to your own Mexican! This ones mine!
    I got the best story.
    Gfknows I amgonna post it soI cant right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I got the best story.
    Gfknows I amgonna post it soI cant right now
    Lol the suspense!!!
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    She is on toilet after doing stuff and I have a shirt and one sock on.

    Me: You want to eat pussy doncha?

    Her: NO!

    Me: Yes you do! You kissed women! TWICE!

    Her: Thats doent mean I want to eat their puss!

    Me: Oh BS you want to eat your little friends twat!

    Her: NO!

    Me: A little bit. You want to suck Britts clit.

    Her: Yeah, you just want me to say that so you can f someone and it be ok!? Thats what you want!

    Me: I would just F your little friend while you are eating her twat.

    Her: Yeah! And probably get her pregnant!

    Me: No chance! I would shoot myself or let you kick her tummy.

    Her: You would run off and leave me with it!

    Me: .... .... I think I should get a vasectomy.

    I have not been shot....
    I think she wants to eat pussy.
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    Fam guy doesyou wife eat puss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Fam guy doesyou wife eat puss
    Not yet but she’s kissed a few girls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    She is on toilet after doing stuff and I have a shirt and one sock on.

    Me: You want to eat pussy doncha?

    Her: NO!

    Me: Yes you do! You kissed women! TWICE!

    Her: Thats doent mean I want to eat their puss!

    Me: Oh BS you want to eat your little friends twat!

    Her: NO!

    Me: A little bit. You want to suck Britts clit.

    Her: Yeah, you just want me to say that so you can f someone and it be ok!? Thats what you want!

    Me: I would just F your little friend while you are eating her twat.

    Her: Yeah! And probably get her pregnant!

    Me: No chance! I would shoot myself or let you kick her tummy.

    Her: You would run off and leave me with it!

    Me: .... .... I think I should get a vasectomy.

    I have not been shot....
    I think she wants to eat pussy.
    That sounds a lot like me and Ms FG! Probably universal among men to approach wanting to Fuck another girl like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    That sounds a lot like me and Ms FG! Probably universal among men to approach wanting to Fuck another girl like that
    Me: have you been with a guy and another girl?

    Her: no... Almost, but no.

    Me: have you handled hooters?

    Her: yes.

    Me: What!? You are gay as aids! You handled boobs while you were kissing girls didnt you?

    Her: Yes.

    Me: BAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA!

    Then the tables were somehow flipped into me wanting to sleep with her and another girl...

    Total bullshit.
    I dont know where she gets these crazy ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    She is on toilet after doing stuff and I have a shirt and one sock on.

    Me: You want to eat pussy doncha?

    Her: NO!

    Me: Yes you do! You kissed women! TWICE!

    Her: Thats doent mean I want to eat their puss!

    Me: Oh BS you want to eat your little friends twat!

    Her: NO!

    Me: A little bit. You want to suck Britts clit.

    Her: Yeah, you just want me to say that so you can f someone and it be ok!? Thats what you want!

    Me: I would just F your little friend while you are eating her twat.

    Her: Yeah! And probably get her pregnant!

    Me: No chance! I would shoot myself or let you kick her tummy.

    Her: You would run off and leave me with it!

    Me: .... .... I think I should get a vasectomy.

    I have not been shot....
    I think she wants to eat pussy.
    I almost spit out my coffee reading this ! Haha

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    I gotta ask does this pumpkin oil smell?


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    Quote Originally Posted by balance View Post
    I gotta ask does this pumpkin oil smell?


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    Not that I am aware of....

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    Quote Originally Posted by balance View Post
    I gotta ask does this pumpkin oil smell?


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    Balance- the guys talking about a threesome and yo ask about the smell of the oil. LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by balance View Post
    I gotta ask does this pumpkin oil smell?


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    Do you guys normally smell your gear?

    Aside from when you have to crush up a fat rail of Anadrol , because you forgot to bring something to drink, and you can’t swallow pills.
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    Anavar in the mix seems to be prettty good stuff.

    Tren load sent me hypo yesterday.
    It was a bad one.

    Dreams are now while half awake and perverse as hell. Worried I am gonna yell out the name of some girl I never met and wake up to "Who the hell is Natalia and what was she doing to your ass that you liked so much!?" D8<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Anavar in the mix seems to be prettty good stuff.

    Tren load sent me hypo yesterday.
    It was a bad one.

    Dreams are now while half awake and perverse as hell. Worried I am gonna yell out the name of some girl I never met and wake up to "Who the hell is Natalia and what was she doing to your ass that you liked so much!?" D8<
    You're in the zone.

    Re: tren. I've had that problem for years, but rarely hear anyone else with the same issue, although I'm sure my dosages are lower than yours. I thought maybe I was defective, but this confirms it.... definitely defective.

    D'bol gives me the weirdest dreams. Var runs a close second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    Do you guys normally smell your gear?

    Aside from when you have to crush up a fat rail of Anadrol, because you forgot to bring something to drink, and you can’t swallow pills.
    Oh so I’m the deviant here lol.


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    Reflux is terrible now.
    Been gagging.
    Absolutely beat myself up today.

    Not enough hours in the day.

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    Guys get your haloween special edition test E in pso.

    Its good stuff.
    I can also say that my recent explosion was due to too much stress and that trenny feeling in the rage that makes you lose it was there.

    Not the cause but damn it was a strong push.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Guys get your haloween special edition test E in pso.

    Its good stuff.
    I can also say that my recent explosion was due to too much stress and that trenny feeling in the rage that makes you lose it was there.

    Not the cause but damn it was a strong push.
    I’m only using exotics at the moment (Test Heptanoate), but maybe I am feeling festive...
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