Wiping one's own gluteal crease

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 12-13-2019, 11:22 AM

This might seem like a bullshit thread, but I genuinely want to ask:

How many of us here have difficulty wiping our own ass?

This has only become difficult for me this year, and I've been lifting and taking AAS since 2009. I used to have no problem reaching around the back way but now I need to reach from the front. I do a lot of yoga so it's not like I'm not stretching enough.

I'm not even that big... I have had people tell me that I'm 'bulky' but I would need to put on a lot of size before I'd be acceptable on any kind of bodybuilding stage.

So how does it work for bigger guys... do you all reach from the front?

**JaneDoe** · 12-13-2019, 11:32 AM

I did not understand your question!!!

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 12-13-2019, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by davimeireles

I did not understand your question!!!

Você acha difícil limpar o ânus porque possui um corpo musculoso?

**JaneDoe** · 12-13-2019, 11:44 AM

@Fluidic Cameron
Only if you're a guy with huge backs and over 60 cm of biceps.

This question shies away from the main focus of the forum which is discussing about AAS.

Ask a decent question next time!

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 12-13-2019, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by davimeireles

@Fluidic Cameron Você acha difícil limpar o ânus porque possui um corpo musculoso?
Only if you're a guy with huge backs and over 60 cm of biceps.

This question shies away from the main focus of the forum which is discussing about AAS.

Ask a decent question next time!

I'm serious here.

It was just a few months ago that I realised it had become difficult for me to reach backwards. And now I always need to reach frontwards.

This is a serious question.

**Cuz** · 12-13-2019, 11:47 AM

You’re just begging for some form of attention arent you kimbo? Is your life really that shitty that you have to come here and ask dumb irrelevant shit to get a response i guess it is!

**JaneDoe** · 12-13-2019, 12:10 PM

What a shit, I ended up writing in Portuguese ... was already edited

**JaneDoe** · 12-13-2019, 12:14 PM

Fluidic Cameron I'm serious here.

It was just a few months ago that I realised it had become difficult for me to reach backwards. And now I always need to reach frontwards.

This is a serious question.

You are gay ?

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 12-13-2019, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Cuz

You’re just begging for some form of attention arent you kimbo? Is your life really that shitty that you have to come here and ask dumb irrelevant shit to get a response i guess it is!

Cuz, I know you love your beard, your muscles, and the red-coloured text beside your avatar, but could you please focus on the question being asked?

I am being 100% serious here. I started lifting at age 21, and started doing yoga at age 22. 10 years later at age 32, I'm still doing both, but now I can't wipe my ass from behind.

I'm being serious.

Forget your beard and muscles for a second and focus on the question.

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 12-13-2019, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by davimeireles

You are gay ?

I am attracted toward females, both romantically and sexually. I have a platonic attraction toward males (and also dogs). My favourite dog died a few years ago, I loved it so much.

**almostgone** · 12-13-2019, 01:17 PM

Moving this to the lounge.

**Cuz** · 12-13-2019, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Fluidic Cameron

Cuz, I know you love your beard, your muscles, and the red-coloured text beside your avatar, but could you please focus on the question being asked?

I am being 100% serious here. I started lifting at age 21, and started doing yoga at age 22. 10 years later at age 32, I'm still doing both, but now I can't wipe my ass from behind.

I'm being serious.

Forget your beard and muscles for a second and focus on the question.

Lets see some pics of your back thats so fucking huge you cant wipe your own ass with. You lats must be huge, rear delts too

**Fluidic Kimbo** · 12-13-2019, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Cuz

Lets see some pics of your back thats so fucking huge you cant wipe your own ass with. You lats must be huge, rear delts too

The average person calls me 'bulky' but I'm not big by the standards of this board.

I'm waiting til I do my next cycle to post before and after pics (and videos). Right now I'm in Belfast airport waiting on a flight to Italy, but I'll be back home in January and then I might do Tren A 150mg per week with minimal test (e.g. 30mg Test P eOd).

**m314** · 12-17-2019, 11:34 AM

https://hellotushy.com/

This is life changing. I can't believe I went 43 years without knowing about this. Now it feels gross if I'm on vacation somewhere and have to go back to wiping.