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Thread: Finish my valentines card

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    Finish my valentines card

    "...you pissed me off on valentines eve. I wish you would find, some guy named steve.
    But you wont, you're all hung up on me.
    Goddam, its like the movie misery.

    We're in it forever and time takes a toll,
    Like when I stick it in your butthole.

    It hurts, but it's fun for one of us.
    Especially when you scream and you cuss.
    I'm here till the end and your my best friend."
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    Finish my valentines card

    My valentine my sweet, you are not just a piece of meat,,you have so many quality's like meatloaf on Friday's..The other women there just friends, I fill their holes, but not their heads..your the only one that matters to me, untill I find something better you will always be my breakfast maker, kid taker, blowjob queen, Suzy homemaker..we may argue but I love you so, now please get down and give me a blow..your eyes are like stars to me ones that I'd shoot out of the sky with a lazer beam..keep being you is all I ask, divorce will be a easier task,.hope you live a long life because my kids need a wife not a pile of ashes..ashes can't take them to school and do all the things I want to do..happy valentine my special girl, just know I'd chose you if you if you were second to last girl in the world,..

    :this is for entertainment purpose only, I adore my women, all of them:
    Jokes only, please beautiful ladies of forum, don't take offense, a lot of respect for you all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    "...you pissed me off on valentines eve. I wish you would find, some guy named steve.
    But you wont, you're all hung up on me.
    Goddam, its like the movie misery.

    We're in it forever and time takes a toll,
    Like when I stick it in your butthole.

    It hurts, but it's fun for one of us.
    Especially when you scream and you cuss.
    I'm here till the end and your my best friend."
    My love is eternal & runs ever so deep . . .

    Like my c#$k in your pooper.

    And know that I care as I pull back on your hair . . .

    I’m your cowboy.

    So keep wiggling & writhin, while I ram my love in,

    Happy Valentine’s Day sweetheart!
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    Thats so sweet... I just got a tear
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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    My valentine my sweet, you are not just a piece of meat,,you have so many quality's like meatloaf on Friday's..The other women there just friends, I fill their holes, but not their heads..your the only one that matters to me, untill I find something better you will always be my breakfast maker, kid taker, blowjob queen, Suzy homemaker..we may argue but I love you so, now please get down and give me a blow..your eyes are like stars to me ones that I'd shoot out of the sky with a lazer beam..keep being you is all I ask, divorce will be a easier task,.hope you live a long life because my kids need a wife not a pile of ashes..ashes can't take them to school and do all the things I want to do..happy valentine my special girl, just know I'd chose you if you if you were second to last girl in the world,..

    :this is for entertainment purpose only, I adore my women, all of them:
    Jokes only, please beautiful ladies of forum, don't take offense, a lot of respect for you all!
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    2nd to last...
    Thats pretty deep man
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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    2nd to last...
    Thats pretty deep man
    I was particularly moved when he so eloquently wrote that a pile of ashes can’t take the kids to school. Very touching!

    What an honor it is to be contributing on the same thread as you two poets!

    And I will echo what Kong said to our female members. This is intended as a joke, granted in poor taste, but not to be taken seriously.
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    Hey, at least you guys have someone to write a valentines card for...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wavefunction View Post
    Hey, at least you guys have someone to write a valentines card for...
    So get out there youngster! You’ve got your new physique & a new attitude - put them to work, I’m sure you’ll do great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    So get out there youngster! You’ve got your new physique & a new attitude - put them to work, I’m sure you’ll do great!
    I'm going to do that, I think. Thanks for the encouragement
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    I'm not much of a poet, but I do have a friend that tells his wife he's going out and drink her pretty.

    IDK, thought I would contribute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    I'm not much of a poet, but I do have a friend that tells his wife he's going out and drink her pretty.

    IDK, thought I would contribute.
    Lmao!
    I have met couples like that lol!

    My actual valentine letter was pretty sweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    I was particularly moved when he so eloquently wrote that a pile of ashes can’t take the kids to school. Very touching!

    What an honor it is to be contributing on the same thread as you two poets!

    And I will echo what Kong said to our female members. This is intended as a joke, granted in poor taste, but not to be taken seriously.
    For sure!!Got tons of respect for the ladies on this forum and any women, at all really..just getting a laugh..please feel free to make fun of me I would find it endearing


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    Quote Originally Posted by wavefunction View Post
    Hey, at least you guys have someone to write a valentines card for...
    Lolol I would never send that to my ladies..Iam super sweet man, despite my crass post sometimes...I adore every and all women, especially the pretty ones
    Prox is right, get on dating sites..A good portion have issues but it's a good way to get your ahhhhh ahhhh feet, yeah feet wet


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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    Lolol I would never send that to my ladies..Iam super sweet man, despite my crass post sometimes...I adore every and all women, especially the pretty ones
    Prox is right, get on dating sites..A good portion have issues but it's a good way to get your ahhhhh ahhhh feet, yeah feet wet


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