Corona virus and gym closures

[< <Samson> >]

Were so lucky that we use these, never run out of toilet paper.

For real, what happened to washing your ass


When I lived in Italy for a year, every house we lived in had a bidet - def odd at first, then coming over to the US - it was weird not seeing one right next to the shitter everywhere I lived



Well, back to robbing trucks for shit paper

[GearHeaded]

ok , so for all you TOILET PAPER HOARDERS !! TAKE THIS

[tarmyg]

ok , so for all you TOILET PAPER HOARDERS !! TAKE THIS

False but I kind of wish it was true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/co...-toilet-paper/

[GearHeaded]

False but I kind of wish it was true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/co...-toilet-paper/

LOL .. yes its a joke, hence the smily face at the end.

I'm just fuckig pissed cause I have to buy hundreds of rolls of toilet paper a month for my gym .. and now I can't find any

[almostgone]

F-me! That’s why I teach Anatomy & not geography! I swear to Christ, I thought KC was in Missouri.

LOL, I think it straddles Kansas and Missouri, Prox. I'm horrible with domestic geography, too.


Edit. I see The road got us squared away in an earlier post. Don't care what people say, he's decent people.

[The road]

For real, what happened to washing your ass


When I lived in Italy for a year, every house we lived in had a bidet - def odd at first, then coming over to the US - it was weird not seeing one right next to the shitter everywhere I lived



Well, back to robbing trucks for shit paper

I have never used one of those. I dont see how they could work or be sanitary.

I dont use tp tho I use wet wipes.

[GearHeaded]

I have never used one of those. I dont see how they could work or be sanitary. .

I don't think its for sanitation .. its just a weird European 'pleasure' of sorts. . nothing like the feeling of getting your dirty asshole pissed on (right, sounds European to me)

[tarmyg]

Facebook friend of mines daughter was selling toilet paper before this all started (weird way of making money for a school trip). This how much got left. Said he is making a bit of money off it now. Lol.

[Proximal]

LOL, I think it straddles Kansas and Missouri, Prox. I'm horrible with domestic geography, too.


Edit. I see The road got us squared away in an earlier post. Don't care what people say, he's decent people.

Wow, what do people say, lol?

Yeah, seems alright to me as well.

[Proximal]

Wife got us a bidet cause of her roids.

I swear to God, it is the coolest invention on Earth. I thought butt-wipes were amazing, but damn.

[almostgone]

I have never used one of those. I dont see how they could work or be sanitary.

I dont use tp tho I use wet wipes.

Those are handy!

I use to give Mrs. AG a hard time about buying the "booty wipes", but then I realized that nothing screws up a damn good shower like needing to drop a deuce post-shower. So, it was booty wipes to the rescue!!

We just look for the kind that break down in a septic tank.

[GearHeaded]

1-2 scoops of this per day, and you'll never have to wipe again anyways . seriously, there is nothing to wipe when you take this daily. shit literally slides right out of you down the drain

[almostgone]

1-2 scoops of this per day, and you'll never have to wipe again anyways . seriously, there is nothing to wipe when you take this daily. shit literally slides right out of you down the drain

Have you tried the mango flavor? I had a huge bag of fruit punch flavored psyllium husk from True Nutrition that I finally finished off. Think I'm done with anything that has a fruit punch flavor for a while.

[Proximal]

nothing screws up a damn good shower like needing to drop a deuce post-shower.

Words of wisdom

[GearHeaded]

Have you tried the mango flavor? I had a huge bag of fruit punch flavored psyllium husk from True Nutrition that I finally finished off. Think I'm done with anything that has a fruit punch flavor for a while.

nope.. I was a species nutrition retailer for a year or so. got loaded up on the fruit punch flavor when stocking my shelves. doesn't bother me sticking with same flavor because I don't really drink it or have the taste.. I take a small shot of water, dump a scoop in it, and just shoot it in a couple big swigs. nothing to taste really (even though taste is not bad at all)

[almostgone]

Words of wisdom

Combined with the voice of experience.

[almostgone]

nope.. I was a species nutrition retailer for a year or so. got loaded up on the fruit punch flavor when stocking my shelves. doesn't bother me sticking with same flavor because I don't really drink it or have the taste.. I take a small shot of water, dump a scoop in it, and just shoot it in a couple big swigs. nothing to taste really (even though taste is not bad at all)

Gotcha. Think I'll try the mango just for grins and hopefully sh!ts.

Mrs. AG requested that I grab her a Wendy's single on my way hone from work, so I grabbed one for me as well. It definitely cleaned me out, but at a high price. Definitely no bueno.

[The road]

I don't think its for sanitation .. its just a weird European 'pleasure' of sorts. . nothing like the feeling of getting your dirty asshole pissed on (right, sounds European to me)

Lmao

[The road]

Great post btw
I am in springfield missouri RN.
This place is filthy and people have zero hygeine. I wont eat in this town. I left high end restaraunts here before I orxered because of the enviornment.

When this town loses 10% of its population I will modify my behavior

GREENE COUNTY, MO (KCTV) – Missouri now has five different people who have tested positive for coronavirus.

"According to state health department, this fifth case is travel-related and the person is in Greene County."
Thats springfield....

I TOLD YOU!
ALL THEM FOLKS ARE IN DANGER NOW! They are disgusting people

[tarmyg]

[Proximal]

BIG day today! The wife scored 4 chicken breasts, a pound of hamburger AND a loaf of bread!

[Fiskevatten]

Wife got us a bidet cause of her roids.

I swear to God, it is the coolest invention on Earth. I thought butt-wipes were amazing, but damn.

Amen!!
Use bidet HOSE here too, pure magic!
Instead of using paper and spread the crap on your ass-hair like wax, you get this fresh feeling every time.

PLUS - sometimes we get these rascals that won't let go of your ass and you need to kinda twerk it off.
Well, with bidet that is a thing of the past, you just shoot the sticky turd off.

I also use it to clean the entire toilet. Scrub with some cleaning prep and then just use the bidet and shower
the whole toilet, sink, mirror and floor.
Just be sure it's sealed first so you won't get water dmg

[almostgone]

1-2 scoops of this per day, and you'll never have to wipe again anyways . seriously, there is nothing to wipe when you take this daily. shit literally slides right out of you down the drain

Been meaning to to report back that the mango flavor is great! The stuff is a little expensive, but it seems to be more efficient than the psyllium husk I was using?

[The road]

You would have to hit my ass with 5000 psi to get the shit off it.
I wipe my ass till it bleeds most days.

[almostgone]

You would have to hit my ass with 5000 psi to get the shit off it.
I wipe my ass till it bleeds most days.

You know the rules.....

1) Wipe until the paper is red.

2) If at the in-laws, put your ass in the sink, use the vegetable sprayer, and tell them they do it in all the big cities.

[The road]

You know the rules.....

1) Wipe until the paper is red.

2) If at the in-laws, put your ass in the sink, use the vegetable sprayer, and tell them they do it in all the big cities.

Lmfao!

[RuhlFreak55]

bitch governor closed all the gyms here. I immediately bought everything I was missing for a home gym. Well except a few machines I'll need to find over time. Fuck people.