LIFE quotes WITH the ROAD

[charger69]

Just do it.
Nike


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[The road]

Just do it.
Nike


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That was my quote

[XnavyHMCS]

Life: There is no finish line.

"I believe that this was a Nike quote...

Anybody???

[XnavyHMCS]

I don't know where I'm going, but I can't wait to get there.

[charger69]

That was my quote

I know it’s yours, but I think Nike had it first. LOL


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[Fluidic Kimbo]

I think the best thing a human being ever said in English was when Karl Pilkington was being interviewed by Steve Merchant and Ricky Gervais, and they were speculating about why, among mammals, the human female has swelled breasts even when she's not pregnant. Steve and Ricky were trying to say that the human female has swelled breasts year-round because humans walk upright and so the breasts immitate the shape of the buttocks. Karl had an excellent rebuttal.

[The road]

I know it’s yours, but I think Nike had it first. LOL


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Hell no and when I see this girl nikki I am gonna slap her!

[Capebuffalo]

Hell no and when I see this girl nikki I am gonna slap her!

Just do it

[GearHeaded]

Just do it

"just do HER"


I'm modifying that a bit

[Proximal]

The words of a true American poet come to mind here:

"I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend,
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine,
She said how'd you like to waste some time and I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind."

Now, if road tops that he goes into the literary annals.

Notice road, I didn’t say into their anals, I said annals.

[Capebuffalo]

The words of a true American poet come to mind here:

"I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend,
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine,
She said how'd you like to waste some time and I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind."

That’s before Prince turned himself into a symbol.

[Proximal]

That’s before Prince turned himself into a symbol.

Fuck, it’s Prince !?! I honestly thought it was somebody talented, seriously. Asking my wife for possibilities, was thinking Lou Reed.

F! I hate Prince.

[Capebuffalo]

Prince was a true musical prodigy, IMO. Not to say he didn't have his faults, but man, Purple Rain was an awesome album, once again IMO.

I can't say for sure how many strippers I 'knew in the Biblical sense' to his later work as a symbol.

But Lou Reed is definitely in my catalog as well. Let me think about that for a minute...

Not only him but who he found and produced. Musical genius.

[Proximal]

Prince was a true musical prodigy, IMO. Not to say he didn't have his faults, but man, Purple Rain was an awesome album, once again IMO.

I can't say for sure how many strippers I 'knew in the Biblical sense' to his later work as a symbol.

But Lou Reed is definitely in my catalog as well. Let me think about that for a minute...

I get it, but just was NOT into Prince, just one of those things. I understand that he was a killer guitar player though, props there.

[The road]

That’s before Prince turned himself into a symbol.

Sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me... So this must mean I'm disgusting... But its just me,I'm just obscene.


** eminem "without me" lyrics for those too old to know.

"Suspenseful with a pencil,
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene"***

[XnavyHMCS]

Now, if road tops that he goes into the literary annals.

Notice road, I didn’t say into their anals, I said annals.

Do you think he will understand the difference?

[Proximal]

Sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me... So this must mean I'm disgusting... But its just me,I'm just obscene.


** eminem "without me" lyrics for those too old to know.

"Suspenseful with a pencil,
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene"***

What’s an Eminem? Those little chocolate things wrapped up in some sugary sweet outer candy, craved by the masses .

I like moms spaghetti, even if I puke it up.

It’s still mom’s, just hate losing it over some numb-nuts I have to appease to make my cheese.

Fuck it, i’d Rather added Parmesan but I ain’t one to bicker, cause music is quicker.

Hey, I’m tryin, ain’t lying, 2 bottles down still rhyming.

Fuck y’all, Mike drop.

[Proximal]

Do you think he will understand the difference?

Yes. He is one of the most intelligent and literate individuals I’ve ever had the honor of knowing. He is something special & I don’t mean that in a fag way. He is a great dude.

[GearHeaded]

road is definitely into anal .. he is like Luke sandoe. heck he has gone on recording saying "why would god put a vagina so close to an asshole if it wasn't meant to be fucked"

[GearHeaded]

I used to think I was a little bit smart .. but delirious and smart , hard to tell the difference

[XnavyHMCS]

Yes. He is one of the most intelligent and literate individuals I’ve ever had the honor of knowing. He is something special & I don’t mean that in a fag way. He is a great dude.

Hey, it was a joke...

Come on Prox...

I believe that we share a few things in common...

That being said, it is 0700 on my side of the globe, I have homework to grade and then online lessons from the university... Fucking quarantine bullshit...

[XnavyHMCS]

road is definitely into anal .. he is like Luke sandoe. heck he has gone on recording saying "why would god put a vagina so close to an asshole if it wasn't meant to be fucked"

I can't imagine anyone who isn't...

But (not: butt), as far as tightness goes, it has been my vast experience to have observed that the sphincter, in debate here, has a tendency to dilate (stretch) rather quickly (even if you can't convince her of that; "hey baby, relax, it only hurts at the start"). Therefore, oftentimes the vagina ends up being the tighter of the two orifices. This, in many ways creates the situation where this "anal affection" is more a psychological than a physical phenomena...

You young guys, you don't know the luck you've got. I am unfortunately old enough that I can remember when it was a rarity to find a porn star, a porn film, where there was anal... Nowadays, you can't be in the industry if you're not plowing the back forty, so to speak.

Hell, I gotta say, in about the last 20 yrs a lot has changed... This perhaps has a lot to do with the proliferation of pornography... And what a beautiful by product it has produced. The vast majority of the ladies are taking in in the ass today. Nothing wrong with that.

[The road]

road is definitely into anal .. he is like Luke sandoe. heck he has gone on recording saying "why would god put a vagina so close to an asshole if it wasn't meant to be fucked"

God gives us alternatives.
He knew that puss would get loose at some point.

[The road]

I can't imagine anyone who isn't...

But (not: butt), as far as tightness goes, it has been my vast experience to have observed that the sphincter, in debate here, has a tendency to dilate (stretch) rather quickly (even if you can't convince her of that; "hey baby, relax, it only hurts at the start"). Therefore, oftentimes the vagina ends up being the tighter of the two orifices. This, in many ways creates the situation where this "anal affection" is more a psychological than a physical phenomena...

You young guys, you don't know the luck you've got. I am unfortunately old enough that I can remember when it was a rarity to find a porn star, a porn film, where there was anal... Nowadays, you can't be in the industry if you're not plowing the back forty, so to speak.

Hell, I gotta say, in about the last 20 yrs a lot has changed... This perhaps has a lot to do with the proliferation of pornography... And what a beautiful by product it has produced. The vast majority of the ladies are taking in in the ass today. Nothing wrong with that.

Gfs is so tight I cant... Let loose in there.
It pinches my feller off and then when I remove it I dump all over the bed.

Her butthole is freakishly small.
I have been curious as to what kind of cat terd she must make but I have yet to encounter her leaving of unfinished business in the toilet.

The opening looks like a shrunken belly button.

[GearHeaded]

I can't imagine anyone who isn't...

But (not: butt), as far as tightness goes, it has been my vast experience to have observed that the sphincter, in debate here, has a tendency to dilate (stretch) rather quickly (even if you can't convince her of that; "hey baby, relax, it only hurts at the start"). Therefore, oftentimes the vagina ends up being the tighter of the two orifices. This, in many ways creates the situation where this "anal affection" is more a psychological than a physical phenomena...

You young guys, you don't know the luck you've got. I am unfortunately old enough that I can remember when it was a rarity to find a porn star, a porn film, where there was anal... Nowadays, you can't be in the industry if you're not plowing the back forty, so to speak.

Hell, I gotta say, in about the last 20 yrs a lot has changed... This perhaps has a lot to do with the proliferation of pornography... And what a beautiful by product it has produced. The vast majority of the ladies are taking in in the ass today. Nothing wrong with that.

edit ..probably should not post that

[The road]

I also get smacked in the forearms and she jumps and says "OOOOK! EASY!" every time.

Well, it was your idea lady!

[GearHeaded]

I also get smacked in the forearms!

my forearm has a Celtic tattoo I still cant figure out


but my left hand I figure out quite well

[XnavyHMCS]

edit ..probably should not post that

YOU are the FUCKING MAN...!!!

I am nominating you for the Medal of Honor!!!

I been there done that a couple of times myself.

Gotta love it...!!!

God surely outdid himself when he created the woman, and all of her heavenly attributes...

How in the world could a guy be gay, when you have such lovely creatures as that on the planet...???

God Bless America and God Bless the woman...!!!

[GearHeaded]

I drank too much and am delirious .. maybe should blame it all on "corona"

[The road]

How in the world could a guy be gay, when you have such lovely creatures as that on the planet...???

I wish you could have met my ex wife.

[The road]

I drank too much and am delirious .. maybe should blame it all on "corona"

I bought this because I like dark brews.
I also read the name and thought I liked that too.

Its like someone pureed coffee and orange peels.
Tasted like ass and darker than coffee.

[XnavyHMCS]

I also get smacked in the forearms and she jumps and says "OOOOK! EASY!" every time.

Well, it was your idea lady!

I love it when she says, "Oh, you've got it in the wrong hole."

I always reply, "Honey, how do you know? Maybe you never had it in the right hole."

Being the connoisseur that I am, in this regard; it has been my experience, to achieve success, to conquer her anus, if you will, you gotta take it slow in the beginning. She is not turning films for Legalporno or Brazzers, for Christ's sake... Going too fast, this is how these young, inexperienced guys ruin a great ass/asshole for us other guys. If the chick has a bad experience, then it multiplies the difficulties in getting her to give up the goods to a guy who really knows what he is doing (myself, for instance).

You start easy. "Fingers, finesse and lots of lubricant. Throwing in the occasional toys to spice things up a bit, never hurts. She'll be surprised what you can fit in there...

Another one of my all-time favorite anal quotes: When she says how it hurts/feels uncomfortable. I always tell her, "Yeah baby, how do you think it feels for me? I am doing this for you."

[XnavyHMCS]

I drank too much and am delirious .. maybe should blame it all on "corona"

Hey brothers!!! (GH / The road)

You two badasses must be up late on your side of the globe...???

0755 here, Monday morning (of course).

The road: Great thread and conversation!!! You never / rarely disappoint!!!

[XnavyHMCS]

I wish you could have met my ex wife.

Oh man... I have had enough of those, brother... I am setting the record for divorces, and I'm not even a Hollywood star...

[charger69]

)

You never / rarely disappoint!!!

Speak for yourself! LOL


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[Proximal]

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Hey, it was a joke...

Come on Prox...

I believe that we share a few things in common...


That being said, it is 0700 on my side of the globe, I have homework to grade and then online lessons from the university... Fucking quarantine bullshit...

No worries man, I dint think you were serious. Sorry, the wife wanted me in bed

Teaching my HS kids on-line, trying to take it easy on them.

Shit what a way to end 12th grade. No prom, no graduation, no final sports season to get a potential college scholarship.

Anyways, I went to bed after my last post. And, as always it’s always great ending my evening with you guys, although mixing it with too much alcohol is making me look like even more of a dumb-ass most evenings. JC, I tried to write rap lyrics last night and went to bed thinking of more, wtf?

[kelkel]

"I didn't choose steroids. Steroids chose me"



Love that. I believe it came from Magic32 but I'm not positive. Either way, I stole it.

[GearHeaded]

"I didn't choose steroids. Steroids chose me"



Love that. I believe it came from Magic32 but I'm not positive. Either way, I stole it.

you know where that idea originally came from ?
the spiritual world.
you may not believe in God , but he believes in you .
christ didn't die on the cross for your sins NOT cause you had faith in him , but because he had faith in you

[GearHeaded]

Shit what a way to end 12th grade. No prom, no graduation, no final sports season to get a potential college scholarship.

I feel for you .
my daughter is in 12th grade set to graduate here soon .. she also was in 'theater' and had the leading role in the main play to end the year (in a school of 1600).. no prom. no play. no graduations.. no nothing.
we celebrated her 18th birthday a couple days ago. just playing board games at home.

but she is a trooper. will kick ass no matter what

[Proximal]

I feel for you .
my daughter is in 12th grade set to graduate here soon .. she also was in 'theater' and had the leading role in the main play to end the year (in a school of 1600).. no prom. no play. no graduations.. no nothing.
we celebrated her 18th birthday a couple days ago. just playing board games at home.

but she is a trooper. will kick ass no matter what

No buddy, I feel sorry for your daughter. In this day and age, some of these kids have been thinking about these last few months for years, even before HS. It’s going to make for great conversations for their reunions though, I hope.

A kick-ass trooper; being that she’s your daughter, I’d expect no less GH! Best wishes to you and your family!