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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    No buddy, I feel sorry for your daughter. In this day and age, some of these kids have been thinking about these last few months for years, even before HS. It’s going to make for great conversations for their reunions though, I hope.

    Yep, same situation here for my son. Sucks for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Yep, same situation here for my son. Sucks for them.
    Sorry Kel. But same goes to you; with you being there for him, the kid’s going to handle it well.

    There’s some strong and decent fathers on this forum, nice hope for that generation - thanks guys. I see kids like these in class, it’s evident what their parents are like, and you just know that these kids are going to be great.

    God, I miss being in school right now. Although these last couple months are hectic, they’re fun as hell. I miss pranking the kids and hearing their stories. Man oh man, prom houses .
    Just how the parents can let their kids do that is beyond me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    I drank too much and am delirious .. maybe should blame it all on "corona"
    Hey, if that fails; blame it on Trump...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    Hey, if that fails; blame it on Trump...
    my bank account just got drained to zero cause I have no revenue coming in (I own a gym shut down by the state),, there is no stimulus check. a 13 year old girl here locally just died of covid.. another man here locally killed his family and claimed cause "covid" was coming for us all. and yesterday a guy here not far from me burned down his 800k house blaming covid .. the world has gone mad!!

    but yet Trump is all to blame ..

    politics.

    who cares. life love and the pursuit of happiness is all that matters.. loving your neighbors. loving yourself and killing your own vices and sins so you can better help others .. thats all that matters.
    but the media wants to blame trump . lol . how blind is the world !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    we celebrated her 18th birthday a couple days ago. just playing board games at home.

    Fifty years from now your 68 yr old daughter will look back fondly on the birthday she spent playing board games with her family.

    If I have a family of my own one day then I'll keep a stockpile of boardgames and hope they get regular use through my kids' teenage years. That would be aiming for the sky, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    my bank account just got drained to zero cause I have no revenue coming in (I own a gym shut down by the state),, there is no stimulus check. a 13 year old girl here locally just died of covid.. another man here locally killed his family and claimed cause "covid" was coming for us all. and yesterday a guy here not far from me burned down his 800k house blaming covid .. the world has gone mad!!

    but yet Trump is all to blame ..

    politics.

    who cares. life love and the pursuit of happiness is all that matters.. loving your neighbors. loving yourself and killing your own vices and sins so you can better help others .. thats all that matters.
    but the media wants to blame trump . lol . how blind is the world !!
    Ga’s gyms reopen this Friday. Fuck yeah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Ga’s gyms reopen this Friday. Fuck yeah
    Be quiet!!!!!!!!! No one asked you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    "I didn't choose steroids . Steroids chose me"



    Love that. I believe it came from Magic32 but I'm not positive. Either way, I stole it.
    It was me and someone hacked magics acct.
    I reckon we all decided that at sone point about steroids.
    My career chose me just the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    It was me and someone hacked magics acct.
    I reckon we all decided that at sone point about steroids .
    My career chose me just the same.
    steroids should choose everyone ,, but most the world is filled with a bunch of pussy little bitches . they simply don't get "chosen"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    steroids should choose everyone ,, but most the world is filled with a bunch of pussy little bitches . they simply don't get "chosen"
    Lmao yep

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    I got the best 30 min video uploading right now. It will hurt my business now but help it later because of pussies

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    I find this guy so inspirational:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

    Despite his circumstances he can still sing from his soul.

    "Some day I wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me"

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    "It's a big weight....for a small woman". Dorian Yates in Blood & Guts preparing to deadlift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    I read the whole genesis (not quoting the Good Book here) of this "exchange" rather differently, Charger69.

    Furthermore, Obs / The road doesn't need anyone to step up to the plate for him; he can (and will) certainly fight his own battles (as I run to prepare popcorn for the upcoming round/s).

    You know what they say: If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. *as I close with a life quote, how fitting for the thread)
    It isn’t that it’s Obs. Who it is has nothing to do with it.
    IMO it is a sick and twisted write up whoever it is about. His use of the Bible is just a ploy to try and justify him writing what he did.
    I can’t stand people that do negative things and then use the Bible to justify them.
    This is the same guy that killed his wife, isn’t it??????
    I didn’t follow along back then.. but he has been trolling along here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    It isn’t that it’s Obs. Who it is has nothing to do with it.
    IMO it is a sick and twisted write up whoever it is about. His use of the Bible is just a ploy to try and justify him writing what he did.
    I can’t stand people that do negative things and then use the Bible to justify them.
    This is the same guy that killed his wife, isn’t it??????
    I didn’t follow along back then.. but he has been trolling along here.


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    Whoa...??? WTF...??? WTF...???

    "Killed his wife..." Wow...!!! I wonder what she did to deserve that?

    You know, guys oftentimes go for the jugular. Just wait till Obs gets back online here and whips up a shit-storm..!!! (I gotta check my popcorn)

    Well, Obs / The road; he will take care of his business. Of that, I have no doubt...

    I can hear David Buffer, "Lets get ready to rrruummmbbllee!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    You are a fucking moron and just don’t get it.
    Sometimes I have to make difficult decisions in my role as morale officer on this board. I don't like it, but my actions are necessitated by the laws of morality. I must act selflessly 100% of the time, while still upholding the decree of Marcus Aurelius emperor of Rome, "Would all of Rome be sacrificed for one good man?".

    I'm not saying that everything I do is right. I don't make that claim. I do however claim that when I do wrong, I do so with right intentions. Sometimes my wrongdoing is just plain justified, and sometimes it's done with an aim to a positive end. Rarely am I pure evil.

    I think you'll find you have a greater sense of personal welbeing if you regularly frequent 'gore' websites and watch people in their last moments of life, and really try to empathise with their suffering.

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    Hey Fluidic, what’s up with the dog adoption, get back to me on your post.

    Cats really aren’t a bad option, some have a lot of personality; don’t discount them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    Hey Fluidic, what’s up with the dog adoption, get back to me on your post.

    Cats really aren’t a bad option, some have a lot of personality; don’t discount them.
    this morning I'm walking dogs at the pound

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    Hear some better pictures

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    This one is either a German shepherd or Alsatian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Cameron View Post
    You know what would really help your business? If you self-immolated. You could strap yourself to a tree, make a radical statement (and mention a few key names like Greta Thunberg) and then dose yourself in diesel and light up that cuban you've been saving ever since I dashed out your marital bedroom naked at 3:27am last year (honestly we thought you'd be away on business for longer -- and I'm sure it was 3:27am because you broke my watch).

    Failing that... if you want to do something a little more passive -- because let's face it you're of a passive disposition -- then you could very slowly erode yourself. You could continue taking AAS at the rate your taking, and continue to let your cholesterol become imbalanced while you harden the inner walls of your arteries. You know it's coming. . . . it's been in the mail for a while now. . . . . that massive stroke you're heading for.

    Sympathy was never a penchant of mine and so I'll express myself in the genuine and sincere manner that your man-with-emotional-hardiness-of-newborn-infant intellect will grasp:
    I hope you have an ischemic stroke and lose all movement down one side of your body. I hope you become a burden on your children who have to heartachingly tend to your every need as they watch you gradually deteriorate over the coming months and years, until one day they start telling people "When you live with someone who's had a stroke, you have to accept that you're now living with a different person". Even on the day you die -- and your girlfriend won't be there by the way -- your grown kids will talk about how "real Daddy" died years ago, and that it was their new friend who died on this day. They will all then need to attend a counselor weekly to deal with the guilt that they now feel for being relieved not to have to care for you anymore (and no longer having to take turns staying over at your house). This feeling of guilt will make it impossible for them to grieve properly.

    Please internalise this message I'm attempting to convey to you, Obs.
    Your such a jackass kimbo, just when people get used to your eccentric ways and start replying to you post you start to get cocky and go back to your dark ways and showing the true self that has gotten you banned a thousand times...the only reason you are still here is that admin can’t keep you away because you are the ultimate troll...fuck you where doing so good keeping it together for a while...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Cameron View Post
    My steering wheel is on the other side but you get the idea



    Its so cute when you try to be me.

    You are like silabolin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    Its so cute when you try to be me.

    You are like silabolin.
    If our videos were put in weight categories for comparison then I'd win. I haven't weighed myself in about a month since I started on Clen and Var but I reckon I'm about 135 - 140 pounds right now. (I don't have a weighing scales at home -- I used the one at the gym). You're probably about 250 lb, right?

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    Thanks for the pic.

    If our cat (indoors cat) wasn’t so skilled at getting out of his damn harness, I’d take him for walks. As it is, when I go into the back yard, he goes nuts, so we bought him a large mesh tent so whenever the wife or I go outside, so he comes out with us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    Thanks for the pic.

    If our cat (indoors cat) wasn’t so skilled at getting out of his damn harness, I’d take him for walks. As it is, when I go into the back yard, he goes nuts, so we bought him a large mesh tent so whenever the wife or I go outside, so he comes out with us.
    No word of a lie..... there was a teenage girl in my old housing estate who took her cat for a walk on a lead around the estate.

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    Back to quotes:

    First-off let’s take it from the start
    Straight out-can’t change what’s in my heart
    No-one can tear my beliefs apart
    You ain’t-never seen no one like me
    Prevail-regardless what the cost might be
    Power flows inside of me
    Never-fail as long as I try
    Refuse to be part of your lie
    Even-if it means, I die, you can’t bring
    You can’t bring me down!

    Michael Muir ( Suicidal Tendencies )
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    “Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank,give a man a bank and he can rob the world “

    Tyrell Wellick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cylon357 View Post
    "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

    "This shirt is 'dry-clean only'...which means it's dirty."

    Both from Mitch Hedburg

    Thought the first one was particularly appropriate for this forum

    And if you are anything like me, that second one, too.
    “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

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    It’s a wonderful day in this neighborhood!
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    Mathew 25:40
    In the way that you treat the least of us, my brother, you treat I.
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    Real battle occurs within, everything else is easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quester View Post
    Real battle occurs within, everything else is easy.
    How true!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chark View Post
    “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”
    Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    It’s a wonderful day in this neighborhood!
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    Yes it is!
    Shit is all... shit... and I love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    How true!!!


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    I don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
    Oh buddy I have and can handle my drugs. Except an e ball. That fucked me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
    Ha Ha Ha!!!!

    NEVER heard that one before...

    So true...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Oh buddy I have and can handle my drugs. Except an e ball. That fucked me up.
    Yeah... OK, just a couple of short funny snow stories.

    I came back from my first deployment, with the first platoon I did and we had leave right after 6 mos. in S. America, and plans to party before guys went their separate ways. Let's just say "it was snowing in Virginia in the middle of summer". And one of the old salts says, "let's go get the Chief high". Now it's still early, about 2200 when we get to his house, and he is up with his wife when we come a knockin. He tells her that we're gonna go downstairs to the garage and have a beer together. Once there, out comes the stuff, and since I was the new guy, I get assigned to beating it up. I chop out 5 fat ones and the boss says, "hey, let's get in the car and listen to some music." So, here I am, in the front seat with the Chief, 3 hitters in the rear, and I got this glass plate up at like chest level in between myself and the boss. He turns the ignition key and on comes the AC, at full throttle... Just dusted the dudes in the rear... It was straight out of Cheech and Chong.

    Another time, I was just getting close to retirement and I had a French buddy who was dating a bartender in downtown Paris at the Cafe Oz on Rue Saint Denis, an Australian pub, which is still there by the way. She was a bartender in downtown Paris, so she had some connections (in fact, I think that the whole French army is connected -probably why they don't fight so well in contemporary times- because I never saw guys smoke so much hash, and no drug testing) and hooked me up. So one day, middle of the day, I am sitting at the bar in the Cafe Oz, and there is this American couple seated there and we start talking. They are first time in Paris, yada yada... I says, "You wanna get snowed?" and of course, the answer was affirmative. So I told'em I would go into the head / toilet, get everything ready. The guy said he would send his wife is first. So, I cut it out on the toilet seat cover (after cleaning it as best I could), 3 fatties. This dumbass broad. walks into the men's room, joins me in the stall, turns around, shuts and locks the door, turns to me, in this confined space and lifts the fucking toilet seat cover... I swear to God. It was again, like some thing from a movie... And she says, "Where is it; let's do it." We go back out to the bar and she is sitting there and her ol'man says, it's alright honey, blah blah blah... Then he asks me, "Can we still do some?"

    Ahhhhhh...... The good ol'days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XnavyHMCS View Post
    He turns the ignition key and on comes the AC, at full throttle... Just dusted the dudes in the rear... It was straight out of Cheech and Chong.

    I'm guessing it was deliberate on his part? He had not intention of playing Winter sports and so he wanted to fuck you all off, right?

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