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    Exclamation I'm back like a bad case of crabs :)

    Just wanted to say I'm back!


    Had a bunch of drama come up..took it all down and now i'm back...oh yeah baby...the Lounge Lizard is back and ready to play


    Just posting it up for all the bro's who know me and such. So throw me some love if ya missed me..

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    I thought my crotch was starting to itch again. I figured it was either you, or the crabs. Glad to see it's not the crabs!

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    Hey!! That's great and all, but where's the "joke of the day"? Seriously...accounting for interest (and I'm being generous with the rate) I figure you owe a good 40-50 jokes.

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    For once I agree with the New Englander (god I feel dirty) But you do owe us quite a few jokes..... so, better start typing mister.

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    Didn't you have a bet going with one of your buddies at your gym?? I do miss your "joke of the day" posts. Better get busy dooder!

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    My crotch itches too! Im serius!

    Welcome back crab!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    My crotch itches too! Im serius!

    Welcome back crab!

    Palme - i told u to stay away from that stripper the other night!


    The joke of the day...oh yes, it will be back. I've got to complie some research, but in my departure, it seems there are quite a few new people trying to take my job...

    poor bastards just cant do it as well as the ole' Lounge Lizard!


    that being said...here is one off the top of my lil' head...(no pun intended for the joke)



    I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow
    the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged she
    came over and shouted "You should be hung". I took a drink from my Budweiser, wiped cold foam from my lips, l lifted my RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch then calmly replied

    "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass"

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    Thank God you're back. You don't know me but I loved reading your past jokes, you're right the others did a poor imitation. I think they use poor delivery methods and the timing is a little off. How goes the cycle or did you have to drop that as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KunipshunFit
    Palme - i told u to stay away from that stripper the other night!

    Hmmmm. Maybe that's why I'm itching too. And here I thought it was you Knip.

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    Not gona post here in case I catch summat !

    Oh shit....... too late !

    Welcome back bro !

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    Thanx for the welcomes..hehe

    I did not drop the cycle, and did nearly complete the bet with the friend.

    I got very sick about 2 weeks before the bet ended, it's a shame to, i looked the best I have ever..until Nov of this year.


    About to start back Mid-August

    Time to get crazy again.

    for now, i gotta jet....the world misses me, and i must pull myself away from AR...god how i missed this board!

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    bahaha, i like that..."back like a bad case of the crabs"...=)

    yeah, been missing the joke of the day...good to have ya back...=)

    -- cb

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    did you know crabs can jump 10 feet?!? well, welcome back anyways bro! good to have ya again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    did you know crabs can jump 10 feet?!? well, welcome back anyways bro! good to have ya again!

    Wot about a crab on roids ? 30 feet ?

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    I'd say at least 30 feet. not to mention their killer burrowing powers

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    welcome back man!!!

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    For the last time, I told you to drown those Dam crabs in the swimming pool!!!

    R

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    I forgot to mention they can also hold their breath forever!!!

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