I'm thinking of branching out in the field of morale maintenance.

I'm thinking I might go on my local 'escort' website and seek out the people who have the most clients. Then I'll pay to spend 30minutes with them, and for that 30 minutes I'll read my poetry and sing a few songs, maybe play snakes and ladders (and a few other simple board games).

I figure it would brighten up their lives a bit.