What if he never gave up on cha cha dancing and never got serious about martial arts ?
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What if he never gave up on cha cha dancing and never got serious about martial arts ?
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Then Chuck Norris would have taken up Cha Cha.Quote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
Would he become cha cha ranger of texas ? Where he does dance offs ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
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Presumably the Asian Grand National judges would have seen his red hair as a novelty.Quote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
Do you mean the Chinese benevolent association? ( ip man 4 )Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
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That exact one, surely.Quote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
If there are alternate realities di you think bruce lee became a Chinese Ricky Martin in one,?
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More toward Enrique Inglesias -- if we are to assume a spectrum.Quote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
Also how important is maleness in this alternate reality, I mean could Bruce Lee potentially become Natasha Hentridge from Species?
Natasha was perfect in Species. Some people don't believe in perfection but I believe in Natasha.
The two best trolls on the forum exchanging coversation. Golf clap...
If in an alternate universe there's a possibility the germans win ww2 and Hitler is cloned and continues an 80 year run as world leader who is undefeatedQuote:
Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
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But Hitler isn't available for personalised videos on the website, Cameo, whereas Natasha Hentridge is.Quote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
If I could choose the face and body of my future wife, independent of her personality and soul, I'd go with Natasha's features.
Hitler's only failure was his failure to find Jesus. There is only one failure in this life, and it is to the Lord. The Bible clearly states "Seek you first the kingdom of God".
You've seen "The Philadelphia Experiment pt. 2" way too many timesQuote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
Just because you dont have access to Hitler doesn't mean I cant write a speech for joe biden after smoking moon rock on pain pills. I'd rather have a wife more like Ariel winters. I think it's the big jugs. Second choice would be Michelle Obama. You know in case I'm feeling a bit gay , but still want to hide my drunken homosexual rage .Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
I'm not a fan of any movies containing the world Philadelphia after Chicago's loss because Cody parkey got to high and tried kicking. Man did his fuckin giggles go away quickly in parking lot
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It's a good thing social distancing doesn't apply to sausagesQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuz
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Owing to your lowercase W, It's unclear to me here whether you mean Ariel the mermaid in the winter months, or if you mean the American actress Ariel Winters.Quote:
Originally Posted by bomb_r2
Personally I would opt for the former but only if I were certain that she could breathe under water -- it is unclear as to whether her tail is breathable like a frog's skin although I like to fantasise that it is. Air breathing's for cowards.
They are the same person. Split personalityQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuz
Ahh i see. Thanks CapeQuote:
Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
Why would you want a top half human ? Are you ok have interspecies sex? I'd rather have the rich one with big boobiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo
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