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    Bruce lee

    What if he never gave up on cha cha dancing and never got serious about martial arts ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    What if he never gave up on cha cha dancing and never got serious about martial arts ?

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    Then Chuck Norris would have taken up Cha Cha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    Then Chuck Norris would have taken up Cha Cha.
    Would he become cha cha ranger of texas ? Where he does dance offs ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    Would he become cha cha ranger of texas ? Where he does dance offs ?

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    Presumably the Asian Grand National judges would have seen his red hair as a novelty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    Presumably the Asian Grand National judges would have seen his red hair as a novelty.
    Do you mean the Chinese benevolent association? ( ip man 4 )

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    Do you mean the Chinese benevolent association? ( ip man 4 )

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    That exact one, surely.
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    If there are alternate realities di you think bruce lee became a Chinese Ricky Martin in one,?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    If there are alternate realities di you think bruce lee became a Chinese Ricky Martin in one,?

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    More toward Enrique Inglesias -- if we are to assume a spectrum.

    Also how important is maleness in this alternate reality, I mean could Bruce Lee potentially become Natasha Hentridge from Species?

    Natasha was perfect in Species. Some people don't believe in perfection but I believe in Natasha.

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    The two best trolls on the forum exchanging coversation. Golf clap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    More toward Enrique Inglesias -- if we are to assume a spectrum.

    Also how important is maleness in this alternate reality, I mean could Bruce Lee potentially become Natasha Hentridge from Species?

    Natasha was perfect in Species. Some people don't believe in perfection but I believe in Natasha.
    If in an alternate universe there's a possibility the germans win ww2 and Hitler is cloned and continues an 80 year run as world leader who is undefeated

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    If in an alternate universe there's a possibility the germans win ww2 and Hitler is cloned and continues an 80 year run as world leader who is undefeated

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    But Hitler isn't available for personalised videos on the website, Cameo, whereas Natasha Hentridge is.

    If I could choose the face and body of my future wife, independent of her personality and soul, I'd go with Natasha's features.

    Hitler's only failure was his failure to find Jesus. There is only one failure in this life, and it is to the Lord. The Bible clearly states "Seek you first the kingdom of God".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    If in an alternate universe there's a possibility the germans win ww2 and Hitler is cloned and continues an 80 year run as world leader who is undefeated

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    You've seen "The Philadelphia Experiment pt. 2" way too many times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    But Hitler isn't available for personalised videos on the website, Cameo, whereas Natasha Hentridge is.

    If I could choose the face and body of my future wife, independent of her personality and soul, I'd go with Natasha's features.

    Hitler's only failure was his failure to find Jesus. There is only one failure in this life, and it is to the Lord. The Bible clearly states "Seek you first the kingdom of God".
    Just because you dont have access to Hitler doesn't mean I cant write a speech for joe biden after smoking moon rock on pain pills. I'd rather have a wife more like Ariel winters. I think it's the big jugs. Second choice would be Michelle Obama. You know in case I'm feeling a bit gay , but still want to hide my drunken homosexual rage .
    I'm not a fan of any movies containing the world Philadelphia after Chicago's loss because Cody parkey got to high and tried kicking. Man did his fuckin giggles go away quickly in parking lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuz View Post
    The two best trolls on the forum exchanging coversation. Golf clap...
    It's a good thing social distancing doesn't apply to sausages

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb_r2 View Post
    I'd rather have a wife more like Ariel winters.
    Owing to your lowercase W, It's unclear to me here whether you mean Ariel the mermaid in the winter months, or if you mean the American actress Ariel Winters.

    Personally I would opt for the former but only if I were certain that she could breathe under water -- it is unclear as to whether her tail is breathable like a frog's skin although I like to fantasise that it is. Air breathing's for cowards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuz View Post
    The two best trolls on the forum exchanging coversation. Golf clap...
    They are the same person. Split personality

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    They are the same person. Split personality
    Ahh i see. Thanks Cape

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    Owing to your lowercase W, It's unclear to me here whether you mean Ariel the mermaid in the winter months, or if you mean the American actress Ariel Winters.

    Personally I would opt for the former but only if I were certain that she could breathe under water -- it is unclear as to whether her tail is breathable like a frog's skin although I like to fantasise that it is. Air breathing's for cowards.
    Why would you want a top half human ? Are you ok have interspecies sex? I'd rather have the rich one with big boobies



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