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    the nerve of some people

    so I'm sitting at a table at a local coffee shop (the best science is always done over coffee or beer!). and while I am regaling my chilean, slovakian, and japanese friends about how we fish in the south (via electricity or explosives), some 18 year old snot comes up and asks: " does anybody have any money?" everybody in the outdoor area looked confused so he says: " you know 5's 10's and 20's?"

    since he happened to look right at me and was standing near, i decided to let him know the score. now I am not gonna lie about it, or try to slink away, so I said, : "yeah, and you can't have any."

    from here he seems confused and asks: " you are not going to give any money?"

    " hell, no."

    "Why, not?"

    so rather than say something smart "like get a job" or something, told him how I really felt: " cause I don't want to"

    now the really funny thing about it is, at this point he seems to really and truely get pissed off that I won't give him money. the same guy that is wearing better clothes than me and that i just saw talking on a cell phone (evidently he has enough money to pay this cell bill).

    so as he scowls at me, I was gonna turn back and start talking, but thinking better i just push back from the table a bit (in case he takes a swing), and stare at him blankly as if thinking, "somethings annoying me, but I don't know what it is." finally he storms off muttering something to himself. finally I get back to telling about the fine art of chicken farming in the south.

    can you believe the nerve of some people?

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    Here's what you should have done...

    Say "Sure here's $20" but as you're saying that stand up and undo your zipper...then say "...but you'd better swallow it all."

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    Wierd...

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    poor kid needs to lay off the crack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Here's what you should have done...

    Say "Sure here's $20" but as you're saying that stand up and undo your zipper...then say "...but you'd better swallow it all."

    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Here's what you should have done...

    Say "Sure here's $20" but as you're saying that stand up and undo your zipper...then say "...but you'd better swallow it all."
    LMFAOOOOOOOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Here's what you should have done...

    Say "Sure here's $20" but as you're saying that stand up and undo your zipper...then say "...but you'd better swallow it all."

    No doubt!

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