Serial Killer - future prospects

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Okay guys I'm not saying that I have aspirations to become a serial killer, but I do believe that the key to happiness in life is to always keep all your options open.

And so let's suppose that I become a serial killer. Well I've been researching the greats such as Bundy and Dalmer, and I've noted where they excelled and where they fell down. Also fictional characters such as Hannibal Lecter, Buffalo Bill, Michael Myers, just to get ideas.

First I would need a vehicle, something commonplace and inconspicuous that won't draw much attention. Maybe a courier van, like UPS or Fedex. I live in the UK right now so here's what the Royal Mail postal vans look like:



So I could pick up a little red van like this one currently advertised for sale:



Then I can make Royal Mail stickers that easily come off. I will normally keep my van outside my home without the Royal Mail stickers on it, and only ever put the stickers on my van when I'm at least 80 miles from my home, and remove them when I'm returning home from a task.

My postman clothing would be black shorts with a red jacket and an orange highviz vest (again with the Royal Mail logo):



The taking of an innocent person's life for one's own evolution isn't a small matter, and should be thought through thoroughly. I could potentially target women aged 18 - 35 who have unusually large breasts. Now I know what you're thinking: 'Fat girls have huge tits'. Well this won't suffice for me. My targets would be women who have unusually large breasts and also a flat tummy... I'm talking a physique such as this:



I think I would embark on my first endeavour quite far from where I live, perhaps about three or four hundred miles away.

I know some people like to keep bodies as trophies but I'm just not into that shit. Plus I won't be targetting pregnant women -- that's just crude.

I would go about my tasks candidly and calmly, luring my subjects into a false sense of security before swiftly going about the final deed.

I say now that I don't ever want to get caught, but they say in the end that all the greats wanted to be caught -- almost as recognition for their perseverance. I hope I do not succumb to pride as they did.

Any thoughts on this proposal of mine?

[SampsonandDelilah]

Can’t you just stick to making music? Just when I start to have a little faith in you Kimbo

[Too-$mall]

oh i like this post

[SampsonandDelilah]

oh i like this post

Then you’re fucked up too

[Fluidic Kimbo]

oh i like this post

Is there anything you would do differently? I was thinking that parking the red van outside my house wouldn't be a great idea, but the problem is that I don't have a garage. I suppose I could throw one of those tarpaulin covers over the van, but I don't know if that would just attract more suspicion. It might be less conspicuous if everyone just knows that I have a red van, and if I keep all my woodwork tools in the back of it along with the skate ramp I made.

[Cuz]

Can’t you just stick to making music? Just when I start to have a little faith in you Kimbo

I was thinking the same thing man just looked at the post shook my head and clicked out

[Fluidic Kimbo]

I was thinking the same thing man just looked at the post shook my head and clicked out

I'm providing a valuable service here to people who are taking Tren and don't know what to do with the thoughts and feelings they're experiencing.

[Fluidic Kimbo]

While the key to happiness in life is to neither live in the past nor the future, I think it is sensible to be forward-thinking while we live in the present.

Happiness and joy are to be found in the title of Oasis's third studio album, "Be Here Now". We must be here right now in this place at this very moment. We must be content with the inhalation of air we are taking right now -- not with the last inhalation and not with the next inhalation. This one right now.

With that said though, I must try to predict what will bring me joy, and so I am perusing videos such as the following:



If I end up in a courtroom some day, and if one of my victims' loved ones tells me that I am forgiven, I must have prepared a sharp and scathing rebuttal. I must put thought into this, perhaps something like "Well only a cunt would forgive a cunt, now piss off back to faggot land".

[wango]

I'm providing a valuable service here to people who are taking Tren and don't know what to do with the thoughts and feelings they're experiencing.

I’m relieved to hear it’s the tren, Kimbo. But sometimes it is best to keep thoughts like this to yourself, don’t you think, lol?. Peace buddy.

[charger69]

Sorry guys. That is not the tren speaking. It doesn’t work like that.


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[almostgone]

Fluid K, guys.....I'm sorry but I have to do this.

[Fluidic Kimbo]

GUYS I FUCKED UP SO BAD

I went out tonight to do my first endeavour. . . she pepper-sprayed me........... it was such a mess........... she just kept fighting back and fighting back:




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I'm in Paris airport now to board the new flight I can get to the USA...... One of you must have a bunker or a safehouse just for a few weeks til this all blows over............. Didn't one of you have hundreds of acres for hunting deer?

[Fluidic Kimbo]

I’m relieved to hear it’s the tren, Kimbo. But sometimes it is best to keep thoughts like this to yourself, don’t you think, lol?. Peace buddy.

Does that offer still stand to stay with you and your significant other in Los Angeles?

[wango]

GUYS I FUCKED UP SO BAD

I went out tonight to do my first endeavour. . . she pepper-sprayed me........... it was such a mess........... she just kept fighting back and fighting back:




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I'm in Paris airport now to board the new flight I can get to the USA...... One of you must have a bunker or a safehouse just for a few weeks til this all blows over............. Didn't one of you have hundreds of acres for hunting deer?

So, I’m guessing you watched that band/song posted? You see, this is why metal gets its reputation of being dangerous. The ideas are spawned by Lucifer himself!

[Fluidic Kimbo]

So, I’m guessing you watched that band/song posted? You see, this is why metal gets its reputation of being dangerous. The ideas are spawned by Lucifer himself!

I thought I was just following instructions clearly laid out in the lyrics? ? ? If the band really didn't want me to do all that stuff then why would they advocate it through the expressive medium of art?

In the documentary, 'Bowling for Columbine', one of the children's parents said, 'Does everyone who sees an ad for Lexus go out and buy a Lexus car? No, but some do'. Does this mean it isn't my fault? I pretty much just 'bought a Lexus', right? 'Lexus' is the Latin word for law, so I bought the law, and so now the Law wants payback.

This isn't my fault.
This isn't my fault.
This isn't my fault.
This isn't my fault.
This isn't my fault.

I landed in La Gaurdia in New York lastnight, trying to keep a low profile here Stateside. I've been keeping an eye on UK news, and my subject hasn't been reported missing yet -- I still have time. Google Maps says I'm 2800 miles from your house... about 40 - 50 hours by road... I can pick up a glock and a few disguises on the way (false nose, hair wig). I'm not getting on another flight.

Which whiskey do you drink?

[diesel101]

Wtf?

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Hey guys I can't risk becoming catabolic as I make my way westward across the USA.....

I need gyms to train in and basements to hide out in.........

Here's what I've got so far..........




GUYS DON'T LET ME BECOME CATABOLIC IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES

[wango]

I thought I was just following instructions clearly laid out in the lyrics? ? ? If the band really didn't want me to do all that stuff then why would they advocate it through the expressive medium of art?

Art can become dangerous in that way, same with books - you have to keep your guard up, lol.

I talked with Prox, he didn’t recall the offer at staying at his house (it was designed for just the wife and him), but dinners, chilling, NP. Plus he can get you a guest membership at his gym.

[Capebuffalo]

Art can become dangerous in that way, same with books - you have to keep your guard up, lol.

I talked with Prox, he didn’t recall the offer at staying at his house (it was designed for just the wife and him), but dinners, chilling, NP. Plus he can get you a guest membership at his gym.

Do you still have your house? After you lost your job you letting your wife pay the bills?

[charger69]

Art can become dangerous in that way, same with books - you have to keep your guard up, lol.

I talked with Prox, he didn’t recall the offer at staying at his house (it was designed for just the wife and him), but dinners, chilling, NP. Plus he can get you a guest membership at his gym.

LMAO!


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[Honkey_Kong]

Don't forget the most important step of professing your serial killing plans on a message forum that's regularly looked at by feds.

[wango]

Hey Kimbo - Prox & I ask that you lay off the heavy metal and not kill anyone. Try to maintain social distancing and wash your hands as well. We’d prefer not catching Covid when you visit, lol. We also thought you might like this . . . .

[Capebuffalo]

Hey Kimbo - Prox & I ask that you lay off the heavy metal and not kill anyone. Try to maintain social distancing and wash your hands as well. We’d prefer not catching Covid when you visit, lol. We also thought you might like this . . . .

Who’s buying the wine now?

[Cuz]

Don't forget the most important step of professing your serial killing plans on a message forum that's regularly looked at by feds.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, plus putting up videos of him playing with bb guns for the entire viewing world audience to see.

[*Admin*]

I am sorry for having to close this thread, as it can be considered an admission of guilt in a possible crime. We in no way condone the behavior that has been outlined. Nothing more to see. Have a nice day!


kimbo lets have some more info on your studies of languages or positive, good things in your life.