Plot to lure Nathaniel back home

The other new forum is averaging less than 1 post a day so now I think is the time to lure Nathaniel back in here.

Any ideas on how to confuse him and draw him in? Reverse psychology? Deceit and false pretentions? Bait?

Stop with the dramatic shit. Nobody wants him back.

Now how about uploading that sparring video?

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Originally Posted by Cuz

Nobody wants him back.

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"Nobody" = Princesses who can't handle good honest clean fun

By the very nature of this board there will always be a continual revolving door for people getting banned and coming back... again and again. It is what it is. C'est la vie.

Anyway, written abuse is pretty low on the scale when it comes to causing offense. Written abuse is just a blip on the radar compared to, for example: scamming, catfishing, identity theft / impersonation.

I was considering drawing a different part of Nathaniel's body each day, and associating each part with a particular genus of wild flower -- accompanied by a poem. This might bring him back. Might draw his left kidney first (which of course is linked to the tulip):

Were your kidney, the left one
A wildflower
A tulip
And if I were to donkey kick it
Passionately
And without reprieve

And were I your lover
Unabashed and undetained
That we may process
And filter
Every unsequestered remnant of lymph

That we could re-unite
Brazenly
Yet, shyly and cowardly
For lust is a Westward wind
That coils and recoils
Upon the sight of...
Upon the scent of...
Our embarassed emersion
In our own state of tranquil stillness

This stillness
Like a tulip
As silent
And as tolerant as a tree

Yet vulnerable

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Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo

"Nobody" = Princesses who can't handle good honest clean fun

By the very nature of this board there will always be a continual revolving door for people getting banned and coming back... again and again. It is what it is. C'est la vie.

Anyway, written abuse is pretty low on the scale when it comes to causing offense. Written abuse is just a blip on the radar compared to, for example: scamming, catfishing, identity theft / impersonation.

I was considering drawing a different part of Nathaniel's body each day, and associating each part with a particular genus of wild flower -- accompanied by a poem. This might bring him back. Might draw his left kidney first (which of course is linked to the tulip):

Were your kidney, the left one
A wildflower
A tulip
And if I were to donkey kick it
Passionately
And without reprieve

And were I your lover
Unabashed and undetained
That we may process
And filter
Every unsequestered remnant of lymph

That we could re-unite
Brazenly
Yet, shyly and cowardly
For lust is a Westward wind
That coils and recoils
Upon the sight of...
Upon the scent of...
Our embarassed emersion
In our own state of tranquil stillness

This stillness
Like a tulip
As silent
And as tolerant as a tree

Yet vulnerable

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This sounds more like a plot to fuck him...

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In Kimoblic Philosophy, the adrenal gland sitting atop the kidney is one of the four love sources in the human body. In Nathaniel's case, he has a benign tumour from extensive AAS abuse which has induced a state of hyeradrenalism -- a state of hyperarousal of the senses leading to more powerful and more resilient love.

This really is a decision to be made by *Admin*. I believe the person in question asked to be banned and washed his hands of us.