Best measurements

[ichiban]

Ok, I do not want this to turn into a sexist thread, so please be kind!

Boys, what do you consider ideal measurements for a girl (ex. 36-24-36, a brick house)? Ladies, if you have one for the guys, by all means add that.

I am just curious after hearing that She's a Brick House song. For me, when it comes to guys, I can't really go by measurements.....it's the total package.

[palme]

Well you said it yourself, the total package, i want a nice symmetri on the body.
But i guess i look mostly on the girls hips.

[dizzle]

36-24-36?????? Only if she's 5'3"

[ichiban]

So dizzle, I am guessing you like curvy gals?

[redrock]

36-24-36?????? Only if she's 5'3"

haha, I think that's a lyric from sir mix a lots "baby got back"

[ColdSore]

Its all about proportions(sp??) for me...i like kind of taller girls 5'8''-6'0'' and ones that have full bodies...nice bubble butts and flat tummys (not a fan of abs really), with avg size chest...mostly average sized girls do it for me.

I dont know measurements but i think youll get the picture

[ColdSore]

its really all about how a girl carrys herself...some girls can look good with different bodies, but when they carry it bad it not a good thing.

[BigGreen]

I wouldn't even know how to begin to think about speculating measurements. However, to get an idea of my ideal, look at virtually any Division I female volleyball team: girls six feet tall, about 145-155...well muscled but not overly so.....YOWZA

[nevaenuf]

Ive never tried to measure one but I go for the smaller, sporty looking girls.

[Juggernaut]

5'2" 105-115 lbs 35-27-36. Oh, and small hands.

[lloyd_cannon]

6'4
180 lbs
little fat big butt that is strong!

this would be for kids to be athletic

[BigGreen]

6'4
180 lbs
little fat big butt that is strong!

this would be for kids to be athletic

Finally, someone who agrees with me in the girls over six feet tall department!! Of course, my reasons are aesthetic, not utilitarian...there is scarce little as attractive as a girl over six feet tall

[ichiban]

BigGreen and lloyed_cannon....ya'll like girls to be bigger than you? Very intersting....

[lloyd_cannon]

oh yes the most attractive are over at least 5'10'' long legs are good i agree and the butt has to be nice um the chest theres no point in alot (more than a handfull) sorry that was sexist but this is an opinion poll. and long lean muscles like the abs no definition just lean and long.

[lloyd_cannon]

BigGreen and lloyed_cannon....ya'll like girls to be bigger than you? Very intersting....

yah i like to be a (female dog)

[ichiban]

Posted by lloyd_cannon - Today at 08:24 PM yah i like to be a (female dog)

I think that it is because you guys want to have the star quarter back for a son and you need good stock!

[lloyd_cannon]

yah no doubt

[BigGreen]

BigGreen and lloyed_cannon....ya'll like girls to be bigger than you? Very intersting....

No, not exactly "bigger"..but over six feet tall...i could deal with an inch taller than me to put 'em at 6'4", but anything taller than that usually spells trouble in the "proportions", and, subsequently, looks department.

[lloyd_cannon]

said like a true colledge graduate /\

[ichiban]

ok, so you like 'em tall,...how about measurements?

[lloyd_cannon]

um i dont exactly know ok 24 20 26

[ichiban]

Posted by lloyd_cannon - Today at 09:04 PM
um i dont exactly know ok 24 20 26

Oh honey....you don't know do you. Not trying to be mean, just that a 24 inch chest would be like a little girl! You need to add like 10 inches.

[BIG TEXAN]

measurements smeasurements.... it's all about being proportioned. Also I've discovered looks aren't what it all should be about..... to me attitude and some brains is what's truely nice. Well maybe the eyes..... gotta have nice eyes.

[ichiban]

Posted by BIG TEXAN - Today at 09:27 PM
measurements smeasurements.... it's all about being proportioned. Also I've discovered looks aren't what it all should be about..... to me attitude and some brains is what's truely nice.

Very, VERY true.

[BigGreen]

Okay, the single most attractive girl I ever got close enough to ("close" not being indicative of physical proximity) to have know her measurements was a 36B with a 26 inch waist if i'm recalling correctly at a height of 6'1"....simply awesome. And she could clean 135 and ran marathons. BTW, as a side note, she had 16" calves....very nicely shaped. Damn close to perfect.

[clockworks]

i like em tall, with big hips, flat tummy, and big boobs. which sucks, cuz i'm only 5'8'' with a small build...most bigger girls like bigger guys...=P

but on the upside, last chick i dated was 2 inches taller than me, and weighed 20 lbs more than me...=) she was hot...

-- cb

[ichiban]

Posted by clockworks - Today at 11:16 PM last chick i dated was 2 inches taller than me, and weighed 20 lbs more than me...=) she was hot...

That is funny

She was more the brick house I was thinking of when i heard that song

[jarrett]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
well use me use me cuz you ain't the average groupy
I've seen her dancin',
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,
wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double up uhh, uhh
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knocked kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36 (hah hah)
Only if you' 5'3"So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

[ichiban]

jarrett----very good!

So that's why the 5'3 remark

[clockworks]

That is funny

She was more the brick house I was thinking of when i heard that song

why that funny? what is a brick house anyways? and seriously, she was hot, i'll post pics if i ever get around to scanning any. she isn't >near< fat if thats what you're thinking...=)

-- cb

[ichiban]

clockworks-- No, no....I did not think fat for a second. I think brick house just means well built and solid. I believe you that she is a good looking girl, just don't post any pics of her unless she okays it. I know I would not want my ex posting pics of me on the web! Just an idea before you do that...

[nevaenuf]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
well use me use me cuz you ain't the average groupy
I've seen her dancin',
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,
wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double up uhh, uhh
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knocked kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36 (hah hah)
Only if you' 5'3"So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

DID YOU WRITE THIS FROM MEMORY? IF YOU DID THEN I AM IMPRESSED.

[Strut99GT]

Well, along the lines of what Big Texan said, the ideal female for me:
-college degree (smart)
-makes as much or close to as much money as I do (good job)
-pretty, and I like all types...if I had to make measurements, I suppose my ideal would be about 5'8", 34B or C, and size 4. Athletic build. Foreign chicks preferred (I'm a cracker, though).

[TANK01]

Well just to be a little different.

I've dated some very fine women and even married one of them, big mistake !

My current g/f's biggest measurement is her personality, and thats why I'm so pleased to be with her !

I don't really care that much how a woman is built, you have to want to be with her more than anything else, and looks are not everything !

just my opinion.

[Terinox]

Well i'm quite lame, never had sex or a girlfriend, so I dunno wut would look good "on" me

I don't like too tall, my height or just a tad taller, 5'5 seems nice, shorter is okay too. I don't like them too skinny, that's a big turn off, I dunno why. They gotta have meat on their bones, say about 5'5 tall and weighing about 130lbs or so.

What the hell do the measurements even stand for? An explanation would be great. As in wut the first, second and third numbers stand for. And I'm guessing it's inches?

Also, how does cup sizes work? I mean, when they say 34C, for example, that means wut? The chest is 34 inches around, and the breast size is a "C"? And what does that C even mean? I mean how big is a C or a B, etc...

Thnx

[lloyd_cannon]

well the a b c thing is just how big each um yuh know is they fit themselfs with the braws and whatever fits then they wear them.

The 24 thing on chest is i dont know but not a big chest that is weird ok maybe like 30 inches but with a "b" or "a" cup i think bigger ones are just a turn off. i dont like the porn star look b/c the truth is youll almost never get a girl with body of a porn star!

sorry to hear youve never had a girlfriend terinox you gotta get that fixed (your probably real picky
) i know i was and probably still am i havent really chased a girl they pretty much chase me untill i realize that they like me. I cant go for a girl im just weird.

ive never had sex either cant move in for the kill dont feel bad terinox almost all the other athletic kids in my school have! but sex is kinda overrated (from what ive heard)its not the kill but the thrill of the chase!

[FrkyBgStok]

i've seen beautiful women at 120 lbs, and well as beautiful women at 230 lbs. Its all about the attitude. If the most beautiful girl is a bitch, they immediately get less beautiful, however if a bigger is very kind and confident, then she can get better looking in my eyes. Thats just me though.

[ichiban]

Posted by Strut99GT - Today at 09:44 AM
Well, along the lines of what Big Texan said, the ideal female for me:
-college degree (smart)
-makes as much or close to as much money as I do (good job)
-pretty, and I like all types...

Agree....

I don't really care that much how a woman is built, you have to want to be with her more than anything else, and looks are not everything !

just my opinion.Posted by TANK01 - Today at 02:35 PM

Agree again

OK you boys, let me explain....The first measurement is chest (a,b,c,d,etc. is cup size on a bra), reguardless of the cup size. I would say average chest ranges from 32-38. The second measurement is waist, and the 3rd measurement is hip cicumferance. The whole idea is to be an hourglass shape (like in the song Brick House).

[ichiban]

Posted by FrkyBgStok - Today at 03:21 PM
i've seen beautiful women at 120 lbs, and well as beautiful women at 230 lbs. Its all about the attitude. If the most beautiful girl is a bitch, they immediately get less beautiful, however if a bigger is very kind and confident, then she can get better looking in my eyes. Thats just me though.

Now why can't there be more guys witht that same thought?

[FrkyBgStok]

thanks ichiban.