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  1. 07-27-2003, 09:22 PM #1
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    For ALL you guys with girl problems...Finally a Complete Theory

    http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

    Quite possibly the single most concise and applicable philosophy man has to date created.
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  2. 07-27-2003, 10:15 PM #2
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    Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.
    Means: I want a rich man

    Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
    Means: I want a rich man

    Says: He's from a really good family.
    Means: He's from a really rich family.


    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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  3. 07-27-2003, 10:28 PM #3
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    this stuff is gold! its so true in every way
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  4. 07-27-2003, 11:14 PM #4
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    that was fucking hilarious! its like the author is my long lost clone or like has crystal ball that looks directly into my brain!

    reading the part about "cuddle bitches", i started to freak out, because its an EXACT description of me and a girl i know...=P like it was so close to my situation its scary...

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  5. 07-27-2003, 11:14 PM #5
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    Posted by LORDBLiTZ - Yesterday at 11:15 PM
    Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.
    Means: I want a rich man

    Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
    Means: I want a rich man

    Says: He's from a really good family.
    Means: He's from a really rich family.
    Ok, easy now. That may be very true of some girlies. However, I want a good man, but I can be rich on my own...I don't need any help! I have seen guys say "I want to meet a nice girl like you" and it really meant "i want to spend your money!"
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  6. 07-28-2003, 05:59 AM #6
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    It's all so very true....
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    That site was awesome.
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    Can I get a "Hell yeah!"?
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  9. 07-28-2003, 12:57 PM #9
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    oh no...i'm an "intellectual whore"...and whats worse...i've been a "cuddle bitch" before...=(

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichiban
    Ok, easy now. That may be very true of some girlies. However, I want a good man, but I can be rich on my own...I don't need any help! I have seen guys say "I want to meet a nice girl like you" and it really meant "i want to spend your money!"

    " I want a good Man"

    Translation: I Want a Rich Guy

    I can be rich on my own...I don't need any help!

    Translation: I can get my own $$$ but I would rather spend yours


    I have seen guys say "I want to meet a nice girl like you" and it really meant "i want to spend your money!"

    Translation: I don't like guys who play my game


    ..................Sorry Ichiban I couldn't resist
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  11. 07-30-2003, 10:48 AM #11
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    That site is awesome. I especially liked the part about how guys and girls can't be friends because guys like to work out with and hang out with their friends, not bend them over a table and screw them. This automatically excludes attractive girls from the friendship ladder.
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  12. 07-30-2003, 12:49 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by AandF6969
    That site is awesome. I especially liked the part about how guys and girls can't be friends because guys like to work out with and hang out with their friends, not bend them over a table and screw them. This automatically excludes attractive girls from the friendship ladder.
    guys don't have a friendship ladder

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