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  1. #1
    KunipshunFit's Avatar
    KunipshunFit is offline Lounge Lizard
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    HELL - I got the last col

    Joke of the day (Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House)

    1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife.
    If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.

    2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.

    3. Despite what you may have been told by your mother,
    praying and cursing are both helpful in home repair ...
    but only if you are working alone.

    4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can ...
    many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you
    are close to the refrigerator.

    5. If it's electronic, get a new one ...
    or consult a twelve-year-old.

    6. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace the bulb
    or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning it to the
    "on" switch; or just paint over it.

    7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the
    alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly
    starts working, you have healed it.

    8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and
    throwing sometimes DOES help.

    9. If something looks level, it is level.

    10. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

    11. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works,
    then it isn't stupid.

    If all else fails...yell "HONEYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

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    Butch is offline Anabolic Member
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    The land of stars
    Where's the one saying: "it ain't just lacks duct tape"

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    symatech is offline Retired Moderator
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    not where I want to be
    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    Where's the one saying: "it ain't just lacks duct tape"
    close bro, but I believe the correct way to say it is "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!!"

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    Oct 2002
    #12 - If it doesn't work, hit it... who cares if you break it, it wasn't working anyways.


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    palme is offline Rosie Member
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    #2! is so right, im watching my brother and my mom trying to fix a package as im typing this
    Haha and now his daughter is helping too

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