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  1. 11-05-2022, 10:18 PM #1
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    Lightbulb DNA sample + Cloning + Borg maturation chamber

    I need a hair brush or a tooth brush belonging to Heidi Klum. I'll send it into a DNA lab and get her genome sequenced, and then I'll get an embryo made for cloning.

    Next I need a surrogate mother to get impregnated with the embryo.

    The surrogate mother will give birth, and then I'll have a baby with the DNA of Heidi Klum.

    Now of course it would be child molestation if I were unwilling or unable to wait the 18 years before banging her, so this is where the Borg maturation chamber comes into it. I'd put her in the chamber for 3 days, and then I'd have a fully-grown Heidi Klum clone.

    Then I'd bang her.
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    Its a good thing I dont run this forum because your ass would not exist here if I did little man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuz View Post
    Its a good thing I dont run this forum because your ass would not exist here if I did little man
    Cuz your self-worth is really showing.
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    What is this bullshit man... somebody ban this sick fuck please
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    Quote Originally Posted by s1nc1ty View Post
    What is this bullshit man... somebody ban this sick fuck please
    You obviously haven't been here very long
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluidic Kimbo View Post
    You obviously haven't been here very long
    Long or not, posts like this are a disgrace to the forum
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    thats pretty much kimbo, a disgrace to this forum.

    should be his new name
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  8. 11-10-2022, 02:09 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    thats pretty much kimbo, a disgrace to this forum.

    should be his new name
    If Moose's comment gets 10 likes within 24 hours from now then I'll request *admin* to change me to Disgraced Kimbo
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