Spanking the Monkey
Waxing the Dolphin
Polishing the Bishop
I used to know so many as a kid...Can we take a trip down memory lane and see how many more we can come up with? I think we can call them Eupemisms. :clapping:
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Spanking the Monkey
Waxing the Dolphin
Polishing the Bishop
I used to know so many as a kid...Can we take a trip down memory lane and see how many more we can come up with? I think we can call them Eupemisms. :clapping:
ill throw a little twist on one for ya
How bout flogging the dolphin
ah cant forget slapping the salami
and the ever popular " i have a date with palmela handerson and her five friends"
Choking the one eyed monster
pounding the beef lo mein
Crackin stick.
Wait wait, I got one. JACKING OFF??????
Mary Palm and her 5 sisters....
5 on 1
in theres something about mary, they say about 50 but i dont remember the movie at all
beatin your meat
pulling your pud
rubbin one out
a little TCB(takin' care of business)
playing pocket pool
Rubbin the one eye. GO here there are over a 1000 synonyms for beating off.
http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html
Greasing the pole :D
5 on 1 was good :lol:
Confusious say
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day ! :D
TANK
jerkin the gerkin lol
plucking the laureate
I am of the opinion that you can take ANY verb and ANY noun, put them together, and, if you say it with a sly and dirty conviction, you have a euphinism for male masturbation. Examples:
Cleaning the Lamp
Walking the bookcase
Shining the telephone
See, I picked three verbs at random and attached them to trhee random objects surrounding my work area...and there you have it.
milking the holly worm
That explains why my lamp is always DUST FREE and shiny
For the uncircumcised members of AR:
Pettin' the Anteater
Peeling it
playing peek a' boo with the lil' head.
There you go.
R
Pleasing the One eyed Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger
HAHAHAHA
chokin the chicken
unloading my gun.........I never go out with a loaded gun
Tell your girl if you pet it it will spit at you!!!!!
boxing old josh
parking the car
sinking the sub in the the five finger ocean
tying up old elmer
rubbing rob reiner...bwa ha ha ha
wacking
popping the porpoise
rubbing the wheel.....LOL
Punchin the clown!
C
playing with Herman, the one eyed german...
I can't believe my 900th post has to do with wacking off.....UNREAL
fuckn fistina or punchn the pooch
Let me see if I can make some up...
"Tenderizing the tube steak."
"Juicing the banana"
"Massaging the man pole"
"Fueling the rocket"
"Priming the chick stick" :lol:
Damn, I could go on and on...
"Handling the hardware"
"Milking Moby"
I got to stop... :hello:
"Having a bat" nice and simple